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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Kvlt! posted:

i will watch any movie that has Rob Wells and Sasha Grey

I was discussing it on a date, we were trying to remember it and it was very difficult to not use her as a reference point.

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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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CelticPredator posted:

I have the Neca one from the remake. Itís ok. Kinda flimsy and is about to snap in half lol.

Their Freddy glove is neat but hard to wear due to a weird finger placement.

Weird, my Neca mask is heavy as gently caress and the cheap elastic straps barely hold it on your head. It's neat though.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Jedit posted:

Peter Jackson is going to remaster his first four movies using the restoration technique used on the World War 1 footage for They Shall Not Grow Old. That includes Bad Taste and Braindead.

Hell yeah

Looking it up the movie he did before Fellowship of the Ring is The Frighteners, and like...what the gently caress.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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No horror movie has made use of Tinder/Grindrís location services. Wanna see some similar to the scene in Aliens with the motion sensor, ďtheyíre right on top of us!Ē

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Hollismason posted:

Grindr location services are not accurate like at all.

And ghosts canít make me stick my dick in a blender over Skype. Itís fiction.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Is it any different than the opening of Dawn of the Dead? The whole ďWoolleyís gone apeshitĒ scene might be the best save the cat of all time

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Iím not sure I really understand the whole killing zombies=murdering minorities connection? Besides, most (good) zombie movies arenít about the zombies at all.

Have we considered zombie cop though?

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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X-Ray Pecs posted:

Zombies are other people that itís okay to kill because theyíre a mindless horde. Look at Fox News, Trump, or any conservative outlet talking about the migrant caravan, a group of people fleeing from horrific poverty and violence for a better life in America, as an existential threat to America, and look at the photos of women and children getting attacked with tear gas. See also, what kind of people horde guns because of the upcoming race wars? Bad zombie media gives these kind of people an outlet for their terror, a place where they can swap in any Other for the zombies getting mowed down.

I get that but like I canít think of any movies where people take a ďkill em allĒ kinda glee in killing zombies, itís usually more offense and being sad for them. But then, I donít really watch Walking Dead.

I feel like itís less Bone Tomahawk and more Fight Club

Edit: Land of the Dead is a good example of this, also features a scene where the dead literally eat the rich

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Coffee And Pie
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Neo Rasa posted:

Did you never see Dawn of the Dead?

Yeah, actually in retrospect there is a group of humans enjoying the apocalypse: the nazi biker gang. Also itís surprising how long it took me to notice all of the nazi poo poo they have.

Edit: Iím not saying it doesnít appeal to those people but I think those people donít get the point of most of those movies.

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X-Ray Pecs posted:

Now chew on this: the most popular character on the Walking Dead is a biker whose brother was a neo-Nazi.

Is he also a Nazi?

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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His popularity might have something to do with him being played by Norman Reedus, generally considered to be a pretty charming and good looking guy.

Unrelated to all this, I gotta say I love how close he and Hideo Kojima seem to be. Itís a shame whatever game PT was supposed to be never came to pass.

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chitoryu12 posted:

Yeah but now we get to see him being man pregnant because Kojima just went even crazier after Silent Hills got canceled.

First real Sonic, now mpreg, the world has gotten extremely horny in a way I donít really enjoy.

Coffee And Pie
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Therez this website I stumbled upon where people have set up webcams all around their house and get paid to be watched 24/7. Turns out itís mostly a porn thing where you gotta pay to see the bedroom cameras and they all have a lot of sex, but that would make for a cool slasher movie. Especially if you can control what cameras youíre watching and it all plays out in real time, but I guess at a certain point itís just Night Trap

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OldTennisCourt posted:

You'd love this: http://www.the15experience.com/hacker.html

Does exactly what you're talking about but it's a haunted house

You can watch all of the 15 different cameras to see creepy poo poo or stick to Hacker's View which basically follows the action.

Hell yeah

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Speaking of found footage, I still want a sequel to the original Cloverfield done as a Loose Change style conspiracy theory video

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Nov 4, 2010

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Man, who expected Peele to be one of (if not the) beat horror directors of our time? Based off Key and Peele stuff, I mean.

Coffee And Pie
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Fart City posted:

Hatchet isnít nearly close to what it thinks it is, or really should be. The core idea of a ďreturn to basicsĒ slasher franchise is all well and good, but the end product is neither as effective or clever as it postures itself to be.

I was tweeting about this the other day, why is nobody able to come up with a new memorable slasher villain? The last one I can think of was Scream, 20 years ago.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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I wish I could afford a subscription to Fangoria but itís still wildly expensive. Whatís up with that?

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Nov 4, 2010

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People would lose their minds if someone made a practical effects showcase slasher movie with a genuinely scary villain.

Also boo RIP Fangoria, maybe Iíll buy some back issues on eBay or something

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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clown shoes posted:

Y'all are forgetting the Bye Bye Man and his Bye Bye Dog.

Don't forget Bye Bye Doug, his best friend.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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s.i.r.e. posted:

Interesting, but I think it's just a song about weed made to sound creepy.

I hope the film is about buying weed somehow.

The whole movie is just an extended riff on the ďparents smoke weed when the kids go to sleepĒ trope (see: Poltergeist, Eyes Wide Shut)

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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I think the Hollywood setting is the only part of 3 that really works for me, all the stuff on the Woodsboro set is really cool.

Tolkien minority posted:

Iíve said it before and Iíll say it again, the only good characters in the f13 remake are the Asian and black best bros who unfortunately receive exactly the fate you would expect of the minority characters in a f13 remake

Trent is the best and also is proof that Transformers exist in the F13 universe, which in turn exists in the Evil Dead universe.

Coffee And Pie
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Phoenix Forgotten, if nothing else, totally nailed the look

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Nov 4, 2010

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I really like Alien Abduction: Incident at Lake County, for all its problems itís a genuinely spooky movie. Itís very Night of the Living Dead.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Drunkboxer posted:

Iíve seen the original The McPherson Tape, is it worth watching Incident at Lake County or does it retread the same ground too much?

Itís a bit more polished and easier to watch, for better or worse

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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CelticPredator posted:

Its this one.

https://www.amazon.com/NECA-Chucky-Action-Ultimate-Tiffany/dp/B07H8LMV24

I got it at a movie/record store that sells a bunch of toys.

I miss having stores like that around me. When I was a kid I used to love going to Suncoast and looking at all the weird horror poo poo. Anyone know of a place like that in New York?

Coffee And Pie
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Whatís the best exploding head in movie history? I vote Dawn of the Dead, which they actually shot with a shotgun.

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I wonder how it would be received if they had started with Anarchy and saved the smaller scale story of the first one for later in the series. As it stands, it definitely feels like a proof of concept more than anything else.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Lurdiak posted:

They wouldn't have gotten the budget to make Anarchy for the first one.

I know, I just mean the way it is made people feel like they didnít get the whole Purge experience, I wonder if people would like it more if it was more like an artistic choice to focus on a small purge story.

Coffee And Pie
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Maybe a proper Blu Ray release? Only seems fair considering how it was only released once and is now out of print and Night got a Criterion release

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Franchescanado posted:

Probably a 4k blu-ray release.

edit: Maybe a theatrical run?!

I would piss my pants if I got to see Dawn in a theater. Iím seriously considering a trip to Pittsburgh just to visit the mall, in fact.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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I love the angular mask in Jason X. Heís always getting his mask destroyed, makes sense heíd eventually get a different one.

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This is why you donít order a $3 Jason mask on Wish


Also part 2 is the best but 5 is the most underrated

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Nov 4, 2010

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Windows 98 posted:

The proper Friday rankings are as follows

4
6
2
X
7
3
1

5, 8, and 9 are trash and you shouldnít even bother watching them. Someone will undoubtedly come in here and tell you 5 is good, but it really isnít, donít believe their lies.

The 2009 reboot is decent enough and worth watching. I am a fan of Danielle Panabaker so I may be biased. I hear a lot of people dogging on it but frankly it probably fits in either before or after X depending on how forgiving you are.

Youíre disrespecting Reggie the Reckless

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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The remake has PNP (perfect nipple placement)

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Fart City posted:

I mean have you seen the latter Hellraiser sequels?

Itís gotten pretty dire

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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CelticPredator posted:

This was actually in the dean winters movie and I couldnít believe it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbrsy7oeQYE

Iím fairly certain it gets used in the Friday the 13th game too

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Just got out of Escape Room, it was fun trash. Better than Saw but not as good as Cube.

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American Beauty is a comedy

Fart City posted:

My biggest gripe with Cabin In The Woods is that the B plot of the behind-the-scenes bureaucracy of the facility and the engineers is way more interesting than the survivors plot, and every time it jumps back and forth it degrades the momentum.

Iíd like to see it rearranged so it does the entire survivorís plot up until the jump scene, then does all the facility stuff, then goes from there

I dig the idea of formulaic slasher movies as a pseudo-religious ritual

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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Itís a bit of fun but doesnít really give you much to look at, apart from the System Purge scene.

I think it would be a better D&D campaign than a movie though

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