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This all depends where you live, but if you experience a cold winter, that means heat is on in your house. Heat lowers the humidity in the air, and dry air means dry skin, which for me means itchy back. Yeah I know about humidifiers and lotion jizz for your skin or whatever, but the good ol' back scratcher still owns and you get pleasurable feelings scratching those back itches. This is my current tool of the trade  it extends about 2 ft. It's okay but there's gotta be better ones out there. lemme know
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Twelve inch ruler.
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Dec 13, 2018 05:56
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I have one of those giant rolly brushes they put in the bear enclosures at zoos. edit: apparently it's cows that get the big brushes. sorry bears 
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My wifes 2 nails leaving marks across my back. E not for rent or sale
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Dec 13, 2018 05:58
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Whatever's closest, usually scissors or a pen
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Dec 13, 2018 05:59
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I hold my cat upside down by her back legs and let her do the scratching. I'm a job creater
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Dec 13, 2018 06:13
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i scratch my rear end with my roomies toothbrush
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Dec 13, 2018 06:18
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I run into the woods and rub up on the first honeylocust I find.
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Dec 13, 2018 06:25
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my back has never itched often enough to warrant the purchase of a back scratcher. in fact i can't remember the last time i had to scratch my back and could not reach it with my own hand.
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Dec 13, 2018 06:29
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My maid. Sometimes the butler.
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Dec 13, 2018 06:30
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Hell Yeah posted:my back has never itched often enough to warrant the purchase of a back scratcher. in fact i can't remember the last time i had to scratch my back and could not reach it with my own hand.  I think those back scratchers are for the fats.
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Dec 13, 2018 06:31
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Waltzing Along posted:
Yea, and does anyone have a back scrubber in the shower? My wife does, but it never moves from the spot.* * shes not fat!
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Dec 13, 2018 06:34
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The delightfully soft and warm hands of a gentleman I fancy
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Dec 13, 2018 06:35
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Hell Yeah posted:my back has never itched often enough to warrant the purchase of a back scratcher. in fact i can't remember the last time i had to scratch my back and could not reach it with my own hand. same, be a man and do it with ur hand
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Dec 13, 2018 06:38
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There's no part of my body I can't easily reach with my fingers (HELLO BOYZ)
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Dec 13, 2018 06:40
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Anyones back itchy right now? Little spot in the middle where youre hoodie hits the middle of your back? E that scratcher looks bougie af too op.
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Dec 13, 2018 06:43
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Pick posted:There's no part of my body I can't easily reach with my fingers (HELLO BOYZ) lol
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Dec 13, 2018 06:44
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The exposed corner of a wall when you open a door and you do the bear thing
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Dec 13, 2018 06:45
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Pick posted:There's no part of my body I can't easily reach with my fingers (HELLO BOYZ) 
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Dec 13, 2018 06:47
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Burt Sexual posted:My wife’s 2” nails leaving marks across my back. I use this too!
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Dec 13, 2018 06:48
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Plant MONSTER. posted:The exposed corner of a wall when you open a door and you do the bear thing This and alternatively a letter opener
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Dec 13, 2018 06:50
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Richter Scabies posted:This and alternatively a letter opener People actually own letter openers?!
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Dec 13, 2018 07:39
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Just rub yourself on a tree like a bear.
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Dec 13, 2018 07:45
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i just dislocate my shoulders with my hands linked behind my back, rotate my arms over my head without my hands disconnecting, move them down toward my feet, then jump through my arms so they're behind my back again.
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Joe Mama Poonana posted:This all depends where you live, but if you experience a cold winter, that means heat is on in your house. Heat lowers the humidity in the air, and dry air means dry skin, which for me means itchy back. Yeah I know about humidifiers and lotion jizz for your skin or whatever, but the good ol' back scratcher still owns and you get pleasurable feelings scratching those back itches. We have a relatively cold winter, but dry... not so much. Never had the need to itch my back.  8C=around 46F for the yanks
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Dec 13, 2018 07:50
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Dec 13, 2018 07:53
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1/2" x 18" schedule 80 pipe nipple threaded into 1/2" tt 90. 1/2" x 4" schedule 80 nipple threaded into other end of 90. Edit: build to suit with pipe nipple lengths.
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Dec 13, 2018 08:17
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Navin Johnson posted:1/2" x 18" schedule 80 pipe nipple threaded into 1/2" tt 90. 1/2" x 4" schedule 80 nipple threaded into other end of 90. You had me at nipples
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Dec 13, 2018 08:18
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I got my dad that one, OP, but in pink. Dads looooove back scratches. It was kinda a joke because my mom will scratch his, but we like to get weird funny ones. It's extendable!
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Dec 13, 2018 08:31
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I scratch my back with my large balls.
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Dec 13, 2018 08:47
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The soul of your misery, next question.
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Dec 13, 2018 08:48
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Richter Scabies posted:This and alternatively a letter opener Roundup Ready posted:People actually own letter openers?! gary oldmans diary posted:my letter opener
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Dec 13, 2018 10:55
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My hands; I can still reach everywhere. (Twenty years ago I could reach well enough to clasp my hands between my back, one elbow pointing up and the other pointing down; can't do that anymore so I guess by the time I retire in another 25 years or so (hah, as if my generation will ever get to retire) I will need some kind of implement.)
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Dec 13, 2018 13:00
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I hassle a farmer and then flee. Rock salt really does the trick.
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Dec 13, 2018 13:28
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My aunt had a big wooden backscratcher and one year she was opening her Christmas presents and she got a big wooden cooking fork and my cousin said, "it's a scratchbacker" and we all had a hearty LOL in irl life
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Dec 13, 2018 13:30
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I "scratch" my back by self-flagellation with a whip, relieving both the itch and atoning for my sins against the lord.
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Dec 13, 2018 14:14
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The best thing to use is the TV remote, or a low pile carpet
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Dec 13, 2018 14:14
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writhe around in agony on the floor like always, op
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Dec 13, 2018 14:16
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My hands. Because Im not an immobile fat.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:My hands. Because Im not an immobile fat.
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