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21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Guitar on a pole ladder match

WCW?

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
wait you win the match by grabbing it? i thought you could just use it as a weapon

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
is this a match?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
why do managers never do stuff like help their wrestler set up ladders/tables

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
I put this on to pass the time at work and I'm going to be done with work before the good match, gently caress

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
good.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
is renee a heel commentator now

"he doesn't look like a winner now does he" lmao

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



gotta get that heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
no, elias is a face she likes him

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Wait, I thought once you unhook the guitar you can use it, not that you win the match

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

And nobody gets over

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Elias wins and cannot even go 30 seconds before Bobby is getting his heat back.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

MotU posted:

no, elias is a face she likes him

the babyface, preparing to attack the defenseless heel and tiny man with a weapon

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
i got some ice cream and coffee did lashley seriously win this loving match

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this is going to be the worst show of all time

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



So are those two just doomed to fight one another forever or is this just what WWE does now

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

The Croc posted:

Elias wins and cannot even go 30 seconds before Bobby is getting his heat back.

i know there was technically motion in that match but there was absolutely no heat

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

21 Hoot Salute posted:

Guitar on a pole ladder match

WCW?

I love it so yes probably so.

Leo Rush is bad.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Shima Honnou posted:

i got some ice cream and coffee did lashley seriously win this loving match

no elias won

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Shima Honnou posted:

i got some ice cream and coffee did lashley seriously win this loving match

No, Elias got the geetar but Lio prevented him from el-kabonging Lashley

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Raskolnikov38 posted:

the babyface, preparing to attack the defenseless heel and tiny man with a weapon

the thread cannot complain about babyfaces being completely toothless whitemeat smiling idiots all the time then when they show any type of assertiveness say they arent babyfaces.

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
I excused myself to the washroom, did I miss anything

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

They put the MMC finals on the main show. This hurts my brain

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Auritech posted:

I excused myself to the washroom, did I miss anything

no go back to the bathroom

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
have a depressing chart with regards to the women's title scene (someone on reddit made a chart of combined days as champion and its hilarious seeing how lopsided it is):

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Baron Corbin posted:

this is going to be the worst show of all time

the guy watching this at work should get hazard pay and overtime for watching wwe at work tbh

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

this does not yet feel like the smashbang extravaganza that will turn around the ratings/ticket sales plummet

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

MotU posted:

the thread cannot complain about babyfaces being completely toothless whitemeat smiling idiots all the time then when they show any type of assertiveness say they arent babyfaces.

or you book it so that you only get to win by pinfall instead of grabbing the stupid thing and letting elias el-kabong lashley and/or rush then

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Neodoomium posted:

No, Elias got the geetar but Lio prevented him from el-kabonging Lashley

h
e
a
t

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Robert Lashley And His Athletic Homonculus

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Raskolnikov38 posted:

i know there was technically motion in that match but there was absolutely no heat

Well, yeah you got me there!

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Raskolnikov38 posted:

or you book it so that you only get to win by pinfall instead of grabbing the stupid thing and letting elias el-kabong lashley and/or rush then

wheres the tabble ladder and/or chair then

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



I aggressively hate the "zoom in on anything that has any impact" style that Kevin Dunn has decided to do.

It's presumably to hide whiffs but it just makes me motion sick.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

MotU posted:

wheres the tabble ladder and/or chair then

you have to do the pin on a table idk

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

MotU posted:

wheres the tabble ladder and/or chair then

you use the ladder to get the weapon, which is what i thought the match was supposed to be until renee said otherwise during the entrances

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

The hairy toad man is freakin me out

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

DarkstarIV posted:

have a depressing chart with regards to the women's title scene (someone on reddit made a chart of combined days as champion and its hilarious seeing how lopsided it is):



IIRC, the only successful title defenses for the #4 there were against Lana.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
tables, ladders, chairs, and knives

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
why is coach still drawing a paycheck

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Raskolnikov38 posted:

you use the ladder to get the weapon, which is what i thought the match was supposed to be until renee said otherwise during the entrances

maybe you should read into the deeper meaning of the match that maybe your immediate goals are just transient and while you constitute them as a success that in the long run they are meaningless if you dont follow up on them and propel yourself forward in life. this is a ppv for intellectuals

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