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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I live in the tropics and I wear a scarf everyday. It keeps me cool and then warm and then cool again. If you don't wear a scarf you will most likely die and/or are already dead from a nasty head cold. Why do you think geniuses like me and STEVE JOBS wear scarves? I mean, yeah he died and everything but I'll tell you this it wasn't from a cold.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

dude could you shut the gently caress up for a second with these threads. god drat it is tiresome.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Hell Yeah posted:

dude could you shut the gently caress up for a second with these threads. god drat it is tiresome.

Sounds like someone is a turtle-neck person.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
A grade-A retard, OP.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mordja posted:

A grade-A retard, OP.

Someone here gets it.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Alternately, if you leave your scarf on inside you're a huge dweeb.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
maybe you should take up autoerotic asphyxiation instead of posting threads. you could even use a scarf!

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

stfu mom

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Literally a poo poo poster.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
A scarf is just one more piece of clothing separating me from that sweet sweet jugular.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Oscar Wild posted:

A scarf is just one more piece of clothing separating me from that sweet sweet jugular.

Oh.

I didn't even think of the self-defense applications.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Save money on scarves by just growing a neck beard

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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how does a scarf keep you cold

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

numberoneposter posted:

how does a scarf keep you cold

you ice that poo poo down in your freezer over night.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Scarves are for idiots and soccer fans, which are the same thing.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I like scarves. I don't wear them too often because I don't get cold much, but when I do, scarf is the number two must have item after a hat. And the hat is only number one because I shave my head and without one it's like I'm trying to die.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im gonna give the OP a motherfreakin' super swirlie and his scarf is gonna get caught in the toilet and hes gonna be stuck there forever lmbo

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Chinatown posted:

im gonna give the OP a motherfreakin' super swirlie and his scarf is gonna get caught in the toilet and hes gonna be stuck there forever lmbo

Nooooooooooooo

It's made of cashmere

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oOlAGKBXnA

snack eater
Aug 25, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
I don't wear a scarf lest I get decapitated by the haunted cabbie

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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sometimes ill wear a buff

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

quote:

The correct way to spell the plural of scarf is scarfs or scarves. Though the plurals are interchangeable, there is a difference in pronunciation. You can hear the F and the S at the end of scarfs, but scarves ends with a V sound and the final S sounds like a Z. Scarves is more popular than scarfs. Does it sound more correct to you? It could be because of other nouns that end in an F sound when singular and -ves when plural.

What the gently caress is this bullshit?

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS

Literally A Person posted:

I live in the tropics and I wear a scarf everyday. It keeps me cool and then warm and then cool again. If you don't wear a scarf you will most likely die and/or are already dead from a nasty head cold. Why do you think geniuses like me and STEVE JOBS wear scarves? I mean, yeah he died and everything but I'll tell you this it wasn't from a cold.

You shouldn't use the I word

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Scarf rhymes with barf hehe

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Today it's a tartan yellow, tomorrow maybe red
I have one just like Robin Williams
But mine slips over my head

I got a green one crochet'd in wool, and ordered one online
And unlike David Karradine
It should come before I die

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

a bone to pick posted:

Scarf rhymes with barf hehe

:lol:

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
i like to be strangled with a scarf so agreed op

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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a bone to pick posted:

Scarf rhymes with barf hehe
buff rhymes with muff

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
Once Dr. Who stopped wearing a scarf I was like, Dr. Who Gives a gently caress.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Scarves push your earrings out so they are bad

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

spinderella posted:

Scarves push your earrings out so they are bad

studs, girl. forget them hoopies.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I don't like poo poo wrapped around my neck thanks. Just get a higher collar on your jacket.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Thankfully i am a heterosexual male and therefor have no need for either scarfs or gloves or a loving umbrella.
And dont get me started on those loving trolleys, jesus tapdancing christ.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You gotta wrap your face with a scarf and just leave a slit for your eyes. When it's like -30, C of course.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I'm hot headed, therefore I have no use of a scarf. My head and neck doesn't get cold.

Also scarfs are for loving PBR drinking hipsters and grandparents.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

PBR drinking hipsters

Hello time traveler from 2009

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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leave PBR out of this

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Hello time traveler from 2009

He just hasn’t stepped outside in a decade. Be nice.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
one look at my scarf will tell you exactly how I feel about the crisis in the middle east

yes I know this is a starbucks but this is something that means a lot to me

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Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Dude, one time I had walk like three miles home, drunk in South Dakota and it was about -20 outside and so I tied my scarf around my head like an old Russian babushka and that poo poo worked.

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