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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Tonight on WWE Smackdown:



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Asuka emerged victorious in the first-ever Women’s TLC Match on Sunday night, becoming the new SmackDown Women’s Champion. Though she got an unexpected assist from Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey, The Empress of Tomorrow has declared that she is now “the man” after defeating Becky Lynch and Charlotte Flair.

Will anyone step up to try and bring Asuka’s reign to a quick end?

How will Becky Lynch and Charlotte respond to Ronda Rousey costing them the match?

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Though Asuka is sure to be celebrating her newfound championship glory, The Man and The Queen are no doubt seething after Ronda Rousey shoved the ladder they had been climbing, sending them tumbling to the canvas and allowing The Empress of Tomorrow to claim the SmackDown Women’s Title for herself.

How will Lynch and Flair respond to The Baddest Woman on The Planet meddling in their affairs?

Will “The New” Daniel Bryan’s crusade continue?

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Following his tirade about the WWE Universe and his leather-strapped WWE Championship Sunday afternoon, “The New” Daniel Bryan took one step closer to making his worldview a reality, defeating AJ Styles to hang onto the WWE Title at WWE TLC.

Will Bryan make good on his vow to introduce a sustainable championship title? Will Styles still be on the hunt for the champion?

Can anyone stop The Bar?

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The odds were stacked against Sheamus & Cesaro in their SmackDown Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Match at WWE TLC. However, The Bar once again showed why they are Team Blue’s top tandem, fighting off the challenge of both The New Day and The Usos.

With those two tag teams in the rearview mirror, who will be next to try and knock off The Bar? Find out tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!

--Also rumored tonight is an appearance by the McMahons, who are going to continue to "shake things up", according to a WWE video.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I'm a simple man, give me Daniel Bryan calling me fickle, and Becky and Charlotte beating the poo poo out of each other while Asuka laughs from a throne, and I'll be happy.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/1075192159224193024
:stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Holy gently caress that tag team :stare:

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Holy gently caress that tag team :stare:

You mean BOTH of those tag teams. (It's AJ/Ali vs Bryan/Almas)

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
i never want to see another mcmahon as long as i live

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
Gallows and Anderson still exist.

But this is straight up the Dixie Carter TNA gym promo

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Shane McMahon should be guillotined

Calax
Oct 5, 2011

The Club make an appearance.

And Paige is no longer GM I guess?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

the wwe is on three nights in a row

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
i'm curious if smackdown's ratings will spike similar to RAW's or if they retain even less than usual

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
and paige is fired, fantastic

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
this is weird

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Yay Becky!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
their graphic designer loving sucks

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


#ThankYouPaige

wicka
Jun 28, 2007



Good lord

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



We want to listen to the fans, so we’re firing the only GM they like who is on the good show and replacing her with Shane

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Becky so good it took me a sec to forget she's not champ right now

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Psychepath posted:

But this is straight up the Dixie Carter TNA gym promo

Yeah seriously, it's kinda creepy

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


It's cool that Becky has been liberated from the steampunk goggles

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
ahahahahahahaha was the rematch clause ending just to have an excuse to not put the title back on becky

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
That promo started well, with the existence of RAW drawing instant boos, but then it turned into the Everybody Clapped story. And that young Shane McMahon... was Albert Einstein.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Raskolnikov38 posted:

ahahahahahahaha was the rematch clause ending just to have an excuse to not put the title back on becky

What?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Becky :hellyeah:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So... what is Paige's job?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Becky is the coolest.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



Aww yiss

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Jerusalem posted:

So... what is Paige's job?

Chairman Emeritus, Cool Kids Club

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
No reactions for Charlotte lol

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Why is Charlotte dressed like Olivia Newton John at the end of Grease

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i think i'm in love with Charlotte now

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
That actually felt like a staff meeting.

"Hey, guys, uh, Phil... this is gonna be Phil's last day, and hey, we really appreciate all he did for this office, but y'know, he's moving on and we're all gonna wish him the best, alright? Phil, uh, anything you would like to say to the team?"

"Ah, no, it's just been nice working with all of you... keep in touch!"

*non-committal grunt of assent*

"Great, ah, thanks Phil. Ah, thanks for everything. Best of luck. Um. Everyone, there's a card over there on the counter, and I got some donuts, there should be enough for everyone to get one, so, yeah, go for it. Ah. See you all at our stand-up meeting in an hour, alright?"

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the crowd doesn't know what cosplay is

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Charlotte's makeup is something lol

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Dacap posted:

Why is Charlotte dressed like Olivia Newton John at the end of Grease

I dunno but it somehow made her chest even huger

Also, whatever the hell is happening to Charlotte is amazing.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

a new study bible! posted:

Charlotte's makeup is something lol

she stole ronda's makeup artist after the show

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Hooray Asuka!

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Charlotte thought of that "then, now, forever" line herself and is extremely proud of it

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Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

The queen Asuka is here to save the day

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