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Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!
>for the riddle: 1234 and ABCD, as well as 10/J, make me think a letter to number subsitution cipher. And since there's a picture of a sheep/cloud, I'll try both of those words.

>Riddle enter "19-8-3-3-16"

>Riddle enter "3-12-15-21-4"

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Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
>>>sudo run forceTurn.py
>>Privileges Set
>>Editing SuperAdmin User Group
>>Done!
>>WARNING: setting holidays to false.
>>WARNING: afk-timer = 2
>>WARNING: More than average disconnects during holidays.

>>>Starting T>SYSADMIN:SUCCESS!urn…

Kurb, The Eater (Jvie) AF>SYSADMIN:oops.K= 1



Active Puffs:
The Cheater

>>The Gnoll.sct attacks (Spd 9, STR 2) the Eater.NurseMaid
>>3
>>4
>>The Eater.NurseMaid dies.
>>The Egg Starts to Hatch, an Eater.HealerNymph crawls out.

>DESCRIBE: The Egg-Chamber is nearly empty the eggs remaining quivering with anticipation, sharp claws and teeth pressing against the taught membranes. Dogs are braying in the distance, and there sounds to be at least 3 but not more than 6 of them.



Active Puffs:
Shapeshifter
Punchbot
Angry

>>Hum.wfe: I’m not sure we should eat this.
>>Hum.hbd: It crawled into our home, and literally turned into a feast for us.
>>Hum.wfe: What if it’s dangerous?
>>Hum.hbd: We were going to starve anyways
>>Hum.wfe: It’s obviously magic, what if it’s a test.
>>Hum.hbd: Then we failed when I cut off the first drum stick and the wings

>>Hum.hbd (STR 1) begins to carve the turkey (1)
>>Hum.hbd (STR 1)begins to carve the turkey (1)
>>Hum.wfe (STR 3) grabs a plate of potatoes (1)

>>>Problem Solved, The Peasants have been fed!

Dog Kisser posted:

Shapeshifter takes 7 Damage,
Shapeshifter Dies...
Shapeshifter gains 100xp
Shapeshifter is now level 2.
Shapeshifter heals to 5hp.
Shapeshifter Returns...

>>Hum.wfe: So do you think the fountain of blood means we passed?
>>Hum.hbd: There’s two more behind you, so, here’s hoping.

>DESCRIBE: The marshlands are slick, the grass obscuring most of the wildlife, and many a puff’s head. Plenty of fallen trees are found with insect life teeming underneath. The bug’s get big here in the swamp, so you best be prepared. There have been news of a recent famine.


Active Puffs:
Omnipotent
OverlyCaffeinated
Grave Digger


>>Eater.lgWorm (Spd 9, Str 2) begins to burrow
>>Eater.lgWorm (Spd 9, Str 2) Lashes Out
>>1
>>1

>>Eater.lgWorm calls for help!

GraveDigger, OverlyCaffeinated, and Gnoll.Lisa found a chest!
Inside was 100xp!
The Chest is full of Farming Tools. The supply seems almost infinite.

prince of space posted:

Puff gains 100xp
Puff is now level 2.
Puff heals to 5hp.
Puff Found a Smith’s Hammer (Spd 6, Str 2)

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

Puff gains 100xp
Puff is now level 2.
Puff heals to 5hp.
Puff Found a Farmer’s Scythe (Spd 2, Str 3)

>>>Problem Found: Defeat the invading Gnolls, The Queen Demands It - 100xp<<<
>>>Problem Found: The Eaters are Coming, Help the gnoll find his warren - 100xp<<<
>>>Problem Found: Gently Burrowing, That thing is going to completely bury spawn if we don’t take it out - 0xp<<<
>>>Problem SOLVED: Starving Newly Weds, imagine bringing a kid into this world… - 100xp < Shapeshifter Level Up!
>>>Problem Found: We’re off to the city, don’t wait up! -100xp<<<

Opening Turn Secret Found!
Secrets 1/3 discovered.

Turtlicious fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Jan 6, 2019

BHB
Aug 28, 2011
Hot Sauce


>SEARCH for Weapon
>CONVEY: 'City. Travel. Protect. Weapon?' (Emotion: Impatience)

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company


log XP=110
log HP=5
log Farmer.Scythe.itm; Spd=2; Str=3


>>CONVEY to LISA: "is worm bad?" EMOTION: curiosity
>>IF RESPONSE = YES, BUILD FORTIFICATIONS
>>IF RESPONSE = NO, BUILD SLEDGE FOR CHEST
>>IF RESPONSE = "WHAT WORM?" BUILD STATUE OF Eater.lgWorm WITH ARROW INDICATING DIRECTION OF ENTITY
>>IF RESPONSE = OTHER, GIVE COFFEE TO ALL

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN


>> Convey: ONE FEAST NOT FEED (emotion=frustration)

>>Action1: Create Iron.Farmfist

>>Action2: Beat earth into farmable land with Iron.Farmist

Swedish Thaumocracy
Jul 11, 2006

Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0
Grimey Drawer
>> Login: Thomas, The Crate
>> GIVE Crates.bn TO Shapeshifter.puff
>> TELL Shapeshifter.puff: This crate will keep them safe!

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
Bonus the Crypt Digger

LEVEL: 2
HP: 5/5
ITEMS:
Smith’s Hammer (Spd 6, Str 2)

TURN: 3 DAY: 1
> CONVEY >> Eater.IgWorm: Defiance: "Leave now, Eater.IgWorm! Begone!"
> ACTION 1 >> Protect Gnoll.Lisa
> ACTION 2 >> Attack Eater.IgWorm

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
>Help Deaths and replacement of dead Puffs

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



ATTACK GNOLLS WITH TEETH

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
>>SYSADMIN: pretty sure the holiday bug is going to kill/AFK out the Shapeshifter and Kurb
>>SYSADMIN: so the following can queue up 2 actions early, just know you're going to be spawning in where they died:

AJ_Impy posted:

Shapeshifter's spot

PoultryGeist posted:

Kurb's
>>SYSADMIN: If they don't do an action after a turn of being logged in, (1st turn flagged afk, and then the next turn they're kicked for AFK unless they do an action.)
>>SYSADMIN: This isn't hardcoded though, I'll take suggestions on how you want to do it, before I just did it first come, first served when people died.

>Turn Deadline: I'm drawing our commands in the interpreter tonight. in 13 hours from this post. 2am PST -08:00GMT

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!

Junpei posted:

>for the riddle: 1234 and ABCD, as well as 10/J, make me think a letter to number subsitution cipher. And since there's a picture of a sheep/cloud, I'll try both of those words.

>Riddle enter "19-8-3-3-16"

>Riddle enter "3-12-15-21-4"

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Junpei posted:

>for the riddle: 1234 and ABCD, as well as 10/J, make me think a letter to number subsitution cipher. And since there's a picture of a sheep/cloud, I'll try both of those words.

>Riddle enter "19-8-3-3-16"
>Riddle enter "3-12-15-21-4"

>>SYSADMIN: I think you're on the right path, because 1+2+3+4=10
>>SYSADMIN: So the answer is both math, and symbolic
>>SYSADMIN: There were 2 locks actually!
>>SYSADMIN: I ended up typing in 111(because WATER + SUN = 23+1+20+5+18+19+21+4 = 111) on the cloud, which didn't work, then I did AAA, and it beeped!

PoultryGeist
Feb 27, 2013

Crystals?
>LOGOUT: Geist, the Knower of Things

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
CONVEY >>> Hum.hbd;Hum.wfe 'You need anything else?' EMOTION:Eager to please.
ACTION>Examine House
ACTION>Search House

AJ_Impy fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Dec 31, 2018

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Junpei posted:

Kurbs spot
>>SYSADMIN: You're going to be next in line since the knower logged off.

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!
>Logout Frost The Icy

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
>>SYSADMIN:You know if one of you wants to give it to swedish thaumocracy since he's last in line but has been very active, you could start forming an alliance with a puff very quickly.

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

AJ_Impy posted:

CONVEY >>> Hum.hbd;Hum.wfe 'Do you need anything else?'

Turtlicious posted:

Puffs can not speak, though they can convey simple thoughts and feelings. This is important because, in the world, you will find people who want you to solve their problems but you will not be able to directly tell them anything. If you talk to someone in the world as a Puff you will get 4 words and one emotion to convey psychically. Any more than that is too complicated.

Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008

>Riddle enter 'Brown'

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Blasphemaster posted:

>Riddle enter 'Brown'

>>SYSADMIN: It'll only let me use the text tool now, the interpreter wants a word or a number I think.

Not Alex
Oct 9, 2012

Cut loose before the god eaters show up.
>Tell sysadmin: Input 49

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

>riddle enter “zzz”

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
>>SYSADMIN: I don't think I mentioned this.
>>SYSADMIN: So you know, my bad.
>>SYSADMIN: But observers don't need the interpreter to talk to me, I can see the threadverse you exist in.
>>SYSADMIN: I need to use the interpreter to speak to you!
>>SYSADMIN: The interpreter normally comes up with the puzzles too actually, haha, i don't know what most stuff does until it happens.
>>SYSADMIN: wondering what the crate'll do tbh.

Palemdromes posted:

>riddle enter “zzz”

Not Alex posted:

>Tell sysadmin: Input 49

>>SYSADMIN: both wrong.
>>SYSADMIN: oh my god, well I'll have to close down the threadverse because SOMEONE HAS BEEN loving AROUND WITH Our posts.
>>SYSADMIN: They got me and blasphemaster i think
>>SYSADMIN: its probably nothing...
>>SYSADMIN: still if someone could poke around and make sure nothing else was gotten id be appreciated.
>>SYSADMIN: the gently caress is a secret counter???
>>SYSADMIN: i have to punch everything into the interpreter, but if someone could make sure the turn posts weren't hosed around with that'd be just great
>>SYSADMIN: specifically the turn posts.
>>SYSADMIN: like inside the cocan you guys read bbcode?
>>SYSADMIN: im too upset im just going to do my update and then meditate at least 3 of my limbs
>>SYSADMIN: maybe 4.
>>SYSADMIN: ?setflagTrue(ExpandedHelpDialogues, *)
>>SYSADMIN: :( im bad at this

>Expanded Turn Dialogue on...

TURN QUEUING...
No further puff actions accepted.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Observer Pool Loading...

Active Puffs:
The Cheater

WereGoat posted:



ATTACK GNOLLS WITH TEETH

>>SYSADMIN: Wait… Did your puff do this? Can it effect threadverse?! It can’t be that strong already…
>”Teeth” setTrue, Spd9Str2
>Attack (4,4)
>>SYSADMIN: I know for a fact you don’t get auto dice rolls to level 3. The hell is going on!
>The Gnoll dies, overflow damage applied due to teeth’s “Overflow” tag, The Gnoll dies
>Gain 20xp, The Orifice guides your learning 30xp

>The Orifice(Spd 9,Str4) Attacks (2,1,3,3)
>The Gnoll Dies.

Observer Pool Loading…

Active Puffs:
The Indestructable
The Iron Fist
The Angry

Deadmeat5150 posted:



>> Convey: ONE FEAST NOT FEED (emotion=frustration)

>>Action1: Create Iron.Farmfist

>>Action2: Beat earth into farmable land with Iron.Farmist


>>SYSADMIN: Good point actually…
>>>Problem Added: Feed a family for a day… 100xp


>Your IronFist Transforms! You can do farm work more efficiently
>You strike the earth!

bonus hole boy posted:

Hot Sauce


>SEARCH for Weapon
>CONVEY: 'City. Travel. Protect. Weapon?' (Emotion: Impatience)

AJ_Impy posted:

CONVEY >>> Hum.hbd;Hum.wfe 'You need anything else?' EMOTION:Eager to please.
ACTION>Examine House
ACTION>Search House

hum.Ninian: I’m nin, she’s Roux, and hold up a tick, you see Roux these little fairies are going to take us to the city, we’re saved, and that little robot is doing something with it’s hand..
hum.Roux: hello, yes well, they do seem rather irritated, best you go fetch me my sword.
hum.Ninian: And oh thank the 3, it’s actually changing the so- you’re sword? The doctor’s sa-
hum.Roux: My feet are swollen, Our farm is dead, I have not had a good meal in god knows how long, and the main course of our 5 piece turkey dinner turned into a fairy. And if this thing is not out soon, I’m going to rip you in half with my bare hands, and you know I have done so to lesser men. Unless you want me to bounce your head off of every step, rung, and banister between here and the goddamn vault, you will go get me my sword because we are not saying for another mother loving second. You will bring them here at once, and you will let these nice things into our vault, and reward them for literally GIVING THERE LIFE TO FEED US YOU UNGRATEFUL SHITE.
hum.Ninian: Ok, well first while I think what you said was reasonable the to
hum.Roux: I. WILL. MURDER. YOU, MOVE. IT. MOVE.IT. MOVEIT!!!!

>Describe: Ninian flees from the roux, and allows the two puffs to follow.
>TUT: Hello, this is your first time working together. Because the two of you both decided to search the house, the strands of fate weaved together to give you a reward twice as good that the two of you would have gotten individually!

>The Following items were found in the attic
>>>SpiritBow.itm
>>>DireFlail.itm
>>>DualKatana.itm2
>>>WonderWhip.itm

Observer Pool Loading…

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:



log XP=110
log HP=5
log Farmer.Scythe.itm; Spd=2; Str=3


>>CONVEY to LISA: "is worm bad?" EMOTION: curiosity
>>IF RESPONSE = YES, BUILD FORTIFICATIONS
>>IF RESPONSE = NO, BUILD SLEDGE FOR CHEST
>>IF RESPONSE = "WHAT WORM?" BUILD STATUE OF Eater.lgWorm WITH ARROW INDICATING DIRECTION OF ENTITY
>>IF RESPONSE = OTHER, GIVE COFFEE TO ALL

>>Gnoll.Lisa: *she sighs as she unsheathes her katana’s,* It is very, very bad.If the teeth don’t get you, the acid will.
>>Gnoll.Lisa: It’s a violation for them to dig here, they know that. This is sacred gro-
>>SYSADMIN: RIP Dog

Prince of Space posted:

Bonus the Crypt Digger

LEVEL: 2
HP: 5/5
ITEMS:
Smith’s Hammer (Spd 6, Str 2)

TURN: 3 DAY: 1
> CONVEY >> Eater.IgWorm: Defiance: "Leave now, Eater.IgWorm! Begone!"
> ACTION 1 >> Protect Gnoll.Lisa
> ACTION 2 >> Attack Eater.IgWorm
>You hop in the way of the attack, things go weird… Gnoll.Lisa is thrown ontop of the Eater.LgWrmgo :(

Prince of Space posted:

Prince of Space takes 3 (2,1) damage
>Attack (Spd6,Str2)

Eater.LgWrm posted:

Large Worm takes 7 (4,3)
>Gnoll.Lisa: Cheese us and rice!
>Gnoll.Lisa stabs her swords in the annelid, and finds purchase.
>>Gnoll.Sword (Spd 4, STR 2)

Eater.LgWrm posted:

Large Worm Takes 2 (1,1)

>>>Problem Found: What’s up, or uh, down, with the warren 100xp

Blasphemaster posted:


>Riddle enter 'Brown'
New Puff!

>>>Problem Found: Defeat the invading Gnolls, The Queen Demands It - 100xp<<<
>>>Problem Found: The Eaters are Coming, Help the gnoll find his warren - 100xp<<<
>>>Problem Found: Gently Burrowing, That thing is going to completely bury spawn if we don’t take it out - 0xp<<<
>>>Problem Found: We’re off to the city, don’t wait up! -100xp<<<
>>>Problem Found: What’s up, or uh, down, with the warren 100xp<<
>>>Problem Added: Feed a family for a day… 100xp

Secrets Discovered 1/3
Riddles Solved 1/2

Qeueu:

-8.)Deadmeat5150
-7.)bonus hole boy
-6.)prince of space
-5.)DivineCoffeeBinge
-4.)WereGoat
-3.)Theantero
-2.)AJ_Impy
-1.)Blasphemaster
0.)Not Alex
+1.)Palemdromes
+2.)Olothreutes
+3.)Swedish Thaumocracy
+4.)
+5.)
+6.)
+7.)

Turtlicious fucked around with this message at 14:32 on Dec 31, 2018

Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

INVENTORY: EaterUnmaker.itm


>Use EaterUnmaker.itm on Nearest Object of Class: Eater

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company


log XP=110
log HP=5
log Farmer.Scythe.itm; Spd=2; Str=3


>>TRANSMUTE WORM-ACID INTO COFFEE
>>SYSTEM NOTE:
Coffee is less dangerous than acid, ergo hopefully Lisa and Bonus won't get melted
>>ATTACK Eater.LgWrm

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN


>>Action1: Continue to beat earth into submission

>>Action2: Sew veggie seeds

>>Convey: DITHATITHFIED! Farm need help. (emotion=disatisfaction)

BHB
Aug 28, 2011
Hot Sauce

INVENTORY: WonderWhip.itm

>EQUIP: WonderWhip.itm
>ESCORT: hum.Ninian;hum.Roux TOWARDS: City

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



ATTACK KNOLLS WITH CLAWS

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
Bonus the Crypt Digger

LEVEL: 2
HP: 2/5
ITEMS:
Smith’s Hammer (Spd 6, Str 2)

TURN: 4 DAY: 1
> ACTION 1 >> Bandage Wounds: Self
> ACTION 2 >> Help Gnoll.Lisa find Warren

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017



CONVEY EMOTION TO ORIFICE "HAPPY NEW YEAR"

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker


INVENTORY: Spirit Bow, Dire Flail

>ESCORT: hum.Ninian;hum.Roux TOWARDS: City
>INVINCIBILITY((hum.Ninian;hum.Roux)HOPES;(hum.Ninian;hum.Roux)DREAMS)
>CONVEY “New urban life awaits!” EMOTION ‘optimism’

AJ_Impy fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Jan 1, 2019

malbogio
Jan 19, 2015

>Login: Cozy the Hugger
>Review Logs
>Help
>Input Datalock Value:29
>Input Datalock Value:65
>Input Datalock Value:#FFFFFF

malbogio fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Jan 1, 2019

Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....




>Gather golden Eater Dust

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

malbogio posted:

>Login: Cozy the Hugger
>Review Logs
>Help
>Input Datalock Value:29
>Input Datalock Value:65
>Input Datalock Value:#FFFFFF


>>SYSADMIN: Yo you got it, I typed in FFFFFF and it popped right open. So you get the Boon!


>>SYSADMIN: Vote immunity lets you save 1 puff from being voted off for 1 turn, then poof it's in your inventory.
>>SYSADMIN: The Puff you gave it too gets it of course, and so does yours.
>>SYSADMIN: The Puff decides when they want to use it, it's up to them.

>HELP INITIATED,

>>TUT: Hello, my name is TUT and I'll be your helped today, what can I assist you with?

>>SYSADMIN: I'm qeueuing the turn now.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
.

Turtlicious fucked around with this message at 14:15 on Jan 2, 2019

Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008



Saunter up to Gnolls. Find one covered in the most piss.
Quip: "Y'all motherfuckers need bleach."
Mix: MUS

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Initializing Turn, Turn 5, Day 1, First turn of night will be at turn 7

Active Puffs:
WereGoat https://i.imgur.com/AADkNc7.jpg ADMIN The Cheater

>DESCRIBE: The Egg-Chamber is filled with both Queen and Scout blood, the ground is slick with it, and the corpses act as stepping stones. Daggers are literred across the floors, and weird screeching noises can be heard. The room smells like ichor and charred flesh.

>>Knolls undefined.
>>Interpreter Error
>> Can’t set flag Claws, can’t set flag teeth, HP = '1000', Move = '21000', Actions = '10', WeirdRate= '0', Flight = 'YES'
>>Memory limit reached
>>.src file corrupted, rolling back to last known working copy.
>>...
>>...
>>...

WereGoat posted:



CONVEY EMOTION TO ORIFICE "HAPPY NEW YEAR"
>ceilingOrifice.R: I think this is just a distraction, not even the fools in the Warren would dare assassinate the High Queen.
>ceilingOrifice.W: They unmade the worm. Oh Void Spark they’re going to murder us all
>ceilingOrifice.R: Pull yourself together. I think it’s gone crazy. The puff isn’t moving.
>ceilingOrifice.W: Protect it, it’s species is vindictive, and has long memories.
>ceilingOrifice.W: oh god, fire bomb!


Active Puffs:
Deadmeat5150 https://i.imgur.com/SW9dnNH.png Tysontron The Punch Bot

>Describe: The farm is overgrown with weeds that had leeched most of the nutrients out of the soil, as large chunks of soiled are moved, dirt is compressed with magic into seeds. A simpler trick, but one any puff (a creature of the earth!) Can do. The ground is wet, and crickets sound alive everywhere you walk.

Deadmeat5150 posted:



>>Action1: Continue to beat earth into submission

>>Action2: Sew veggie seeds

>>Convey: DITHATITHFIED! Farm need help. (emotion=disatisfaction)

>>Warning, No veggie Seeds in inventory, crafting…
>>Seeds being sewn…
>>Seeds Planted!

Active Puffs:
bonus hole boy https://i.imgur.com/VfJzroK.png Hotsauce The Angry One
AJ_Impy https://i.imgur.com/jByZQ3A.jpg Rache The Indestructable

>Describe: In front of a large grub with a gaping maw sits an even larger knight. Decked head to toe in armor, he carries a spear with a large green piece of steel affixed to the top. The swamp gives away to a solid white mycellium looking subtances, and in the distance, the land is pockmarked with white fuzz, large grubs, and gaping craters all the way off to a distant shore-line.

bonus hole boy posted:

Hot Sauce

INVENTORY: WonderWhip.itm

>EQUIP: WonderWhip.itm (9)
>ESCORT: hum.Ninian;hum.Roux TOWARDS: City (65)

AJ_Impy posted:



INVENTORY: Spirit Bow,

>ESCORT: hum.Ninian;hum.Roux TOWARDS: City (84)
>INVINCIBILITY((hum.Ninian;hum.Roux)HOPES;(hum.Ninian;hum.Roux)DREAMS) (67)
>CONVEY “New urban life awaits!” EMOTION ‘ optimism’

>hum.Ninian: That one’s fixing up the farm… I kind of want to stay.
>hum.Roux: Yeah I’m positive this farm will last another night out here. Get going, we have a fairy parade, and we’re going to march to the kingdom It’s not that long a walk.
>hum.Ninian: What if there’s bandits along the way.
>hum.Roux: Then our friends will have to help, and you will have to swing my sword.
>hum.Ninian: Turns pale white, and his bottom lip begins to tremble.
>hum.Roux: I’m joking, She gently taps them on the cheek. Safest place I know around is west of here. We’ll be in good company.
>hum.Ninian: At least I’ll finally get to meet our mystery buyer.
>hum.Roux: There wasn’t a guard here last time… Maybe it’d be better if you puffs run ahead and make sure it’s safe… We’ll hang back here!

>>Warning: You can currently only carry 1 item.

Active Puffs:
Theantero https://i.imgur.com/tnx1Epn.jpg Cheese The Omnipotent

>Describe: The right glass Door to Portals A, & B are cracked, the Left glass Doors to Portals C & D are intact, the Puff Generator is offline, the secret treasure has been found! The spawn point is a sacred ground, a place where puffs enter the world, in the olden days people would gather around for miles just to get some help from a puff. Now ancient treaties bar any species from entering these hallowed grounds.

Theantero posted:



>Gather golden Eater Dust

Warning: Wasted Action detected, Interpreter Override, (setflagFalse(InterpreterOverride,Cheese)) is the command to disable this beginner’s help tool.
Intent Detected: Wants to help Lisa and Bonus, but does not have item from farm tools chest
Conclusion: Tied between resources and movement, people are fighting, so the interpreter uncomfortable making decision.
Erego: Action will not be changed.

Active Puffs:
prince of space https://i.imgur.com/Qx57YhQ.jpg Bonus The Crypt Digger
DivineCoffeeBinge https://i.imgur.com/FcCZ83K.jpg DivineCoffeeBinge The Highly Caffeinated

[timg]https://i.imgur.com/nriBgU1.png[/timg]
>Describe: gnoll.Scts stand guard next to glowing panes of energy in triplicate succession. Behind you can see many twisting hallways that lead deep into spawn. A strong chemical smell is in the chamber.

Blasphemaster posted:



Saunter up to Gnolls. Find one covered in the most piss.
Quip: "Y'all motherfuckers need bleach."
Mix: MUS
>MUS(OverFlow, Silencing, Poison2, Weaken2, Ammo 1, Str 1, Spd 1) 3
>gnoll.Sct “Awoooo, we’re under att-” Hack Cough (2 -2=0, 1-2=0, No attacks made.)

Prince of Space posted:

Bonus the Crypt Digger

LEVEL: 2
HP: 2/5
ITEMS:
Smith’s Hammer (Spd 6, Str 2)

TURN: 4 DAY: 1
> ACTION 1 >> Bandage Wounds: Self
> ACTION 2 >> Help Gnoll.Lisa find Warren
>>setflagTrue(Bandaged,Wounds_Bonus); TUT: Bandaging wounds is a great way to avoid the Infected Flag! Good Job!
>Gnoll.Lisa: That's Frank and Terry, we were litter mates, it's nice to know they get to work so close to the DMZ. It's a great honor, that only our strongest and most loyal soldier's get! Amazing, what are the odds that 3/6 of us would get here. Too bad about smalls though...

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:



log XP=110
log HP=5
log Farmer.Scythe.itm; Spd=2; Str=3


>>TRANSMUTE WORM-ACID INTO COFFEE
>>SYSTEM NOTE:
Coffee is less dangerous than acid, ergo hopefully Lisa and Bonus won't get melted
>>ATTACK Eater.LgWrm
Warning: Wasted Action detected, Interpreter Override, (setflagFalse(InterpreterOverride,DivineCoffeeBinge)) is the command to disable this beginner’s help tool.
Intent Detected: Wants to help Lisa and Bonus
Conclusion: If no available action, help Lisa and Bonus.
Erego: Extra Action set to MOVE action.


Observer Succession List:
-8.)Deadmeat5150 https://i.imgur.com/SW9dnNH.png Tysontron The Punch Bot
-7.)bonus hole boy https://i.imgur.com/VfJzroK.png Hotsauce The Angry One
-6.)prince of space https://i.imgur.com/Qx57YhQ.jpg Bonus The Crypt Digger
-5.)DivineCoffeeBinge https://i.imgur.com/FcCZ83K.jpg DivineCoffeeBinge The Highly Caffeinated
-4.)WereGoat https://i.imgur.com/AADkNc7.jpg ADMIN The Cheater
-3.)Theantero https://i.imgur.com/tnx1Epn.jpg Cheese The Omnipotent
-2.)AJ_Impy https://i.imgur.com/jByZQ3A.jpg Rache The Indestructable
-1.)Blasphemaster https://i.imgur.com/SQLx583.jpg Lysol The Cleaner
0.)Not Alex
+1.)Palemdromes
+2.)Olothreutes
+3.)Swedish Thaumocracy
+4.)
+5)
+6)
+7)



>>SYSADMIN: I was looking for new logs because theres not much else to do besides try and pull stuff from the interpreter and read over old logs, when I ended up finding the blueprints to one of these lying around. I won't have the stuff to make another one for a while (and I'm getting kind of sleepy...) So as long as you’re not a puff, you get a vote on who should get it. I’m kind of torn, Tyson is the only one not gungho on murder, but Rache, Hotsauce, or ADMIN could use it to save ADMIN. On the other hand, the Gnolls are adorable, and clearly also need help, there’s a stronger group, and it’s already clear it’s a further walk than the bug kingdom, so it might be nice to get back from there. Maybe you can find more in the world?

Turtlicious fucked around with this message at 14:32 on Jan 2, 2019

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Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN


>> WATCH humans leave

>> Play TheLonelyMan.Wav

>> Say to passing bird: They'll be back

>> Action1: Continue to repair farm with copious amounts of punching

>> Action2: Punch irrigation into existence

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