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Deadmeat5150 posted:>> Query: Now that Tysontron is level 4, can he use two items at the same time? In other words, can he grow more punchy by using two fists? Tut: Yes he can!
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Added Space posted:>Observe friends around portals Stats: lvl=1 hp=4 xp=0 nervesteel Stats: lvl=1 hp=2 xp=0 str=1 spd=9 HandsTeeth.dd Stats: lvl=XDA hp=36 xp=0 Str=2 spd=1 attackRate=.5 Admin Stats: lvl=??? hp=5? xp=??? Tut: Uh interpreter can you be a bit more clear on Admin's stats? Error: No.
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[img]https://i.imgur.com/2WYhnX4.jpg[img]Deadmeat5150 posted:
Location Label: Swamp Kingdom Left Tut: This is the only above ground village the Intru have, any further east and we’ll hit the beach. Tut: Daww it’s resting on your shoulder. Intru.Guard(“Hello little Earth Spirit, it has been a long time.”)  DivineCoffeeBinge posted:
Tut: The uh… it looks like the police have arrived! That is probably not ominous. gnoll.Police(“Hey buddy, Mr… Creature thing. You wanna take a ride?”) gnoll.Scientist(“If you could sound a little less creepy, it’d probably be a lot more comforting to it.”) gnoll.Police(The officer rolls it’s eyes and growls softly to itself, his voice is a low drawl “Mr. Puffball thing, you wanna come along with us? I’m asking reeeal kindly now.”) gnoll.Scientist(“You, go ahead and take a few scans of that thing. We’re going to need to know how it works if we’re going to replicate it.”)  AJ_Impy posted:
bonus hole boy posted:Hot Sauce Tut: Oh… Oh no… Tut: It… it can’t pierce the membrane of the egg. So it’s just pushing out more of it’s brain stem. Tut: That’s one way to kill something. Tut: You’re all pushing towards the city now, this shortcut popped you guys out Right into Grendel’s chamber. RR.Roux(“Grendel!”) RR.Nin(“Hey Grendel, Melinda, where you at?”) RR.Roux(“Grend… El..? What… What happened here?!”) >>>Problem Solved: Escort them to the city. 100xp bonus hole boy AJ_Impy Deadmeat5150<<<  Prince of Space posted:Bonus the Crypt Digger code:Gnoll.Lisa( “poo poo, poo poo. Honorduel HONOR DUEL it’snotillegal EEP if I kill you now!”) Gnoll.CMDR(“Wait WAIT DON’T OPE- poo poo.”) Gnolls[“Lisa is duelling the commander.” “GUYS, GUYS LISA AND THE COMMANDER QUICK” “HONOR DUEL, HONOR DUEL!” “She already got a shot in!” “I’m a witness, I’m a witness.”] Tut: The office building is all aflutter, with words of the duel floating about, there’s one gnoll who looks particularly concerned. “Does anyone know what happened to the scout group sent out this morning? There hasn’t been any word back. Do you guys know wha- Guys who cares about the honor duel will you just listen for one second. Please I just want to kno-” Tut: Oh… Oh no it’d take too long to explain it to them…  malbogio posted:
Tut: The eggs hatch, and a swarm of tiny monsters tumble out, nipping at the heels of the hands and teeth monster, jumping on it, tearing at it with their teeth. WereGoat posted:
Tut: Rest In Peace. Tut: Here’s the combat log. code:>> Level 2 (20xp Boon) >> Warren Blade Str 3, Spd 4 >> Warren Blade Str 3, Spd 4 >> Grendel’s Trust >> Gnoll Slayer Tut: Let me know if you want to Login to a new puff, or stay with the old one as well. Tut: I'm getting at predicting my time slots, so I want you all to know, I'm going to queue up all actions at 12:00AM PST Friday, (So Thursday, at Midnight PST) and I will post the next update sometime that weekend. Interpreter and I both agree that having a schedule will be important moving forward. I'm also looking at upgrading threadverse's capabilities to allow for quicker communication between puffs. If I'm going to be in charge of this, we may as well do it right. Turtlicious fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Jan 31, 2019 |
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 log Level=3 log XP=210 log HP=6 log Farmer.Scythe.itm; Spd=2; Str=3 log Motto="Coffee Solves Everything!" > CONVEY "Of course! But wait!" excitement LOG I'm not sure if this falls under my power's remit but I figure with the appearance of police I should get away with it, because what do you get whenever cops and coffee get together? > CREATE ENDLESS BOX OF JELLY DONUTS > GIVE DONUTS TO POLICEGNOLL
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Tut: Alright everyone, great news we now have a place where we can discuss with each other and plan of action. Go to This address on the backend and you'll find a chat room this admin cut out for us! https://discord.gg/gFpqpKx
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Bonus the Crypt Digger LEVEL: 6 HP: 9/9 ITEMS: Smith's Hammer (Spd 6, Str 2) Gnoll Bone Armor (?) TURN: 10 NIGHT: 1 > CONVEY >> Gnoll.Concerned: Remorse: "Gnoll.Scouts forsaken by Gnoll.CmndrLarn'" > ACTION 1 >> Exit Gnoll Police Department > ACTION 2 >> Exit Gnoll Warren towards Spawn
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 Cozy, the Hugger HP: 4/4 LVL: 1 INV: Empty >CONVEY: (Harmony) Release your burdens. >ACT1: Convert HandsTeeth.dd to Intruism. >ACT2: IF (HandsTeeth.dd successfully converted to Intru) Convert NerveSteel0 to Intruism. ELSE Continue converting HandsTeeth.dd to Intruism. malbogio fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Jan 28, 2019 |
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 log.level= 5 log.xp= 400 log.HP= 9 log.Item1= Iron.farmfist log.item2= Steel.buildfist log.item3= building.materials >> Convey: "BUILT FARM COME LIVE" >> Action1: Spawn second fist >> Action2: Enter village, by punching if necessary
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>Observer: Detail requested on the mosquito and snail things on the side of the spawn building. Did Grendel leave them behind when it flew off?
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Tut: Uh... Oh... That's weird, no the console definitely shows them flying off into the sky, They're flying back home right now actually. Tut: But that's also definitely them, right there on the side of the building. Tut: Errr... Which one laid the eggs you're hatching then?
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Tut: $Sudo Edit puffManual.rls line38 ->| ->Every Puff starts at level 1 At level 1, you can effect 10% of the observer pool with your powers, can hold 2 items (1 in hand, 1 internally) and have 4 hp. Every level you grow an extra hand, (which you can store internally) An extra HP, and can effect 10% more of the screen space. At level 10, you're effectively as strong as an SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR In that you can change and build the observer pool as you see fit. Please do not be surprised if you die repeatedly before you get to level 10. ->| Tut: On the... Discord??? Program some had asked about levels, I've updated the manual with better phrasing on how levels work. Turtlicious fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Jan 31, 2019 |
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Turtlicious posted:Tut: $Sudo Edit puffManual.rls line38 ->| ....note to self - next turn, caffeinate 30% of the observer pool.
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Tut: The interpreter showed me this new interface, I'm going to share it all with you! It keeps a list of everyone's location, HP, XP, and item count. Tut: Best part is when I miss something, you can directly comment on it to ask for it to be changed! Tut: $Sudo Edit Summary Post.rls line5 ->| ->Puff Tracker ->| ->Problem Tracker->| ->| Tut: Now you should be able to just quickly glance at the 4th post in this thread, and get a nice summary of the comings and goings of the thread, nice little summary, a map, I'll keep it up to date as best I can.
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 INVENTORY: Spirit Bow (spd 4, ATK 2 Range, Lifesteal >50 (50% ) XP:200 >CONVEY "Let's find out.", emotion determined. >LOCATE: Grendel >INDESTRUCTIBLE(Null All Previous)
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:
Prince of Space posted:Bonus the Crypt Digger malbogio posted:
Deadmeat5150 posted:
AJ_Impy posted:
WereGoat posted:>Login: Admin the Cheater Action's Queue'd!
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>LOGOUT >ACCESS LOG(s) (sorry all, I think I'm out, at least for the moment)
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Tut: Interpreter, I'm having trouble keeping track of where everything is in relation to each other. And people want to know where things are. Tut: Can you help at all? Extended Navigational HUD Enabled. S1M9 gnoll.Lisa:hooooooooOOOOO Tut: Interpreter, what’s going on? Do they not know what midnight means? Err: No queries for midnight found. Tut: Actions have a 50% chance of failing until dawn. I thought you guys knew. Prince of Space posted:Bonus the Crypt Digger gnoll.Lisa:OOOOONNNNOOORRR Tut: There’s a teleporter hub in Gnoll Central that you find yourself directed too. The huge walls of Gnoll Central keep it safe, and they use magic instead of mechanical gates to pass through there defenses. The return pad for civilians takes you to the Crispy Critters Canteen. Outside, you find DCB talking with a police officer. It isn’t going well. DivineCoffeeBinge posted:
gnoll.Lisa:DDDDUUUUUUU Tut: It’s not endless, there’s 4 donuts in there… gnoll.Sherriff(He has a farmers dialect common to the swamp. His voice is tightly controlled, but underneath is a quiet seething, a low rumbling growl you feel in your chest, “Do you see this badge on my chest? Now I know from your vantage point, it might seem to say commander of the donut patrol) gnoll.Sherrif Spits. Gnoll.Sherrif(“But actually, it says Sherrif Grayson. And funnily enough, that means when I ask you to come you don’t dilly dally with pink boxes of confectionaries. Maybe you didn’t hear but there’s law and order in these barren wastes and I’m De-lighted to be the one to bring it to you. And the hell is that?!”) gnoll.Lisa  ”EEEEEELLLLLL”).png) S1J6 malbogio posted:
>>Intru.HandsTeeth >>Intru.NerveSteel0 Tut: As soon as the conversion was done, they were racing off down south, through that tunnel from before. Tut: That means that Weregoat and Malbogio, your puffs are now level 3, which is an increase of 2 levels, that means you both have 3 HP.  S2G6 Deadmeat5150 posted:
intru.Guardian(shocked, and pauses as you punch the gate.”Try not to kill anyone unmaker, Not everyone is as happy with your presence as the queen is.”) intru.Guardian(“You’ll find adventurers either in the Inn, or at the casino. Cause any trouble, and I’ll remove you personally.”) Tut: Hey, there’s a new tag for puffs now “Unmaker” Spooky.  S1J10 AJ_Impy posted:
Tut: Uh… I don’t have a coordinates panel, as in I have to cross reference the pools with a really poor .csv map. But they’re almost to Bug Outpost. Tut: Oh, I remember that noise, there’s so many things to keep track of. Sorry Ryan. Problem Failed: Saving Gnoll.PrivateRyan RR.Roux(“That’s for Grendel. Nin get down here and make him talk.”) RR.Nin(“Oh good, we get to do this part in front of the, I’m sure very non-judgemental, earth spirits. I’m sure they will love to wi-”) RR.Roux(Roux points her sword threateningly at Nin“Grendel is dead, Nin make it talk.”) RR.Nin($sudo init zombie.py,”Gnoll dot sct i think right down there the one im looking at specifically the one that roux just killed i know your mad but come on please.”) >>init zombie.py >>loading gnoll.prvtRyan >>editting >>deleting gnoll.prvtRyan >>loading zombie.prvtRyan zombie.prvtRyan(“Oh god please do- oh no.”) RR.Nin(“Wait listen, seriously, I’m a necromancer, and that means I decide fates of the after lufe do you understand?”) zombie.prvtRyan(The gnoll stands stock still, it nods in the affirmation.) RR.Nin(“Tell me what your orders were, and I’ll make sure you pass on as you see fit.”) zombie.prvtRyan(“We were to kill grendel, sweep through the nursery, set up a forward operating base, and march into the city while the psionic backlash weakened there defenses.”) RR.Roux(“And you say my methods don’t work.”) RR.Nin(“No I said I don’t like them. Now, I really appreciate you being honest with us, so I’m going to be honest with you, besides spirits I directly summon, I have no idea where they come from. Every single one has a different story about what it’s like, and they all love it.”) zombie.prvtRyan(“You know, you say that and I really kind of believe it.”) RR.Nin(“Yeah, I’m really glad you do, so what do you want. Do you want to go on in this world as you are, or do you want to see what the great beyond is like.”) RR.prvtRyan(“Everyone you’ve pulled back has loved it?”) RR.Nin(“Everyone.”) RR.prvtRyan(“And you can pull anyone back?”) RR.Nin(“Almoooost everyone, some people are too far gone, and I don’t know what makes that happen.” RR.prvtRyan(“Would I… Get to be more than a head and an arm?”) RR.Roux(Shakes her head firmly no) RR.Nin(“No, I don’t think that will happen I’m afraid.”) RR.prvtRyan(“Alright then I guess I’m ok wi-”) RR.Nin($Sudo delete gnoll*) >>Deleting gnoll.pvtRyan RR.Nin(“Don’t worry, like I said, they all love say they love it there when I bring’em back.”) RR.Roux(“What do we do now?”) RR.Nin(“We’re in Intru Central, we do what the hive asks they’ll feed us plain and simple.”) Tut: Interpret, can you update your status board with our best knowledge. >>Confirmed.  S1AA5 WereGoat posted:>Login: Admin the Cheater SYSTABLE_MapGrid01_X SYSTABLE_MapGrid01_X: 1d30 21 SYSTABLE_MapGrid01_Y SYSTABLE_MapGrid01_Y: 1d12 5 Tut: What map did he use? Interpreter can you pull that up? Error: DataLock luvDva.dd Tut: Nope, Nope, No. not even touching that. Tut: We have nothing on file for this, we only know You’re on Balsen mountain because of our oldest maps, which as you can tell I don’t even have access too. Tut: Where are you now? I’ve never seen this place before… 
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Tut: $Sudo Edit puffManual.rls line6 ->| ->|To begin play, say you're logging in, where you are logging in, and what your puff's one unique thing is. This can be broad as omnipotency, or as narrow as control over coffee->| ->| ->|If later, you find you do not like your puff, or would like to instantly transport to another puff (WHO IS FRIENDLY, the other puff can say no at any time to deny the TP,) try Re-Logging, Relogging deletes your puff, and recreates a puff that you've decided as long as that puff No longer exists, you will be recreated with that ability. You could use this to travel around if you don't have anything valuable on you, that you don't mind losing (Any items you have will be handed out as boons, the method will be decided by an active observer, or the current Sysadmin.)->| ->| Turtlicious fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Feb 3, 2019 |
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Bonus the Crypt Digger LEVEL: 6 HP: 9/9 ITEMS: Smith's Hammer (Spd 6, Str 2) Gnoll Bone Armor (-3 Spd, 2 Str DR) TURN: 11 NIGHT: 1 > ACTION 1 >> Prevent crowd from interfering with Honor Duel (use force if necessary) > CONVEY 1 >> Gnoll.Crowd: Reverence: "Gnoll.PrvtRyan died for this." > ACTION 2 >> Prevent Gnoll.Sheriff from apprehending Puff.DivineCoffeeBinge > CONVEY 2 >> Gnoll.Sheriff: Intimidation: "Puff.DivineCoffeeBinge is with me."
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Cozy, the Hugger HP: 6/6 LVL: 3 INV: Empty >ACT1: Pursue Intru.HandsTeeth & Intru.NerveSteel0 through tunnel. >ACT2: Hug on sight, prioritizing new targets. >CONVEY: (Contentment) Helllooooo! Hello? Hello. Hello. Hello!
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Tut: Next Turn will be Thursday at Midnight, after everyone who posted last turn does there turn, or after everyone logs-out, whichever comes first!
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log.level= 5 log.xp= 400 log.HP= 9 log.Item1= Iron.farmfist log.item2= Steel.buildfist log.item3= building.materials >> Action1: Enter Inn >> Convey: "FIX FARM COME LIVE" >> Action2: Convince Adventurers Deadmeat5150 fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Feb 4, 2019 |
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Tut:$Sudo edit landing.rls line27 ->  Getting Started Currently we are open to new players. Just follow the steps below and you're in. 1.) Post a name and unique gimmick/specialization for your puff. 2.) Login to put your puff in the game world. Never requires an action. Optional: Specify another puff and you will login next to them unless they object. Optional: Login can be re-used after you are in the game to teleport your puff to another puff but you lose any carried gear, and all your levels. Actions: Attempt any two actions. For weird stuff make sure it falls under your specialization. GM rolls for effect. Level affects potency, time of day affects success rate, and critical results are available, but don't worry about that,  Convey: optionally communicate up to 4 words and 1 (emotion). This is the only way for your puff to talk in world. You do not play your puff. You play an Observer remote controlling your puff. You know everything that you the player knows. As an observer you can directly ask the GM questions, request more detail on anything visible in the world, or communicate directly with other observers. Stats: You start at level 1 with 4/4 HP and 2 inventory slots. Level increases happen every 100XP gained, and increase HP +1/1, inv slots +1. They also increase potency at your specialization. Dying resets your level. Tut Torial, The example bot posted:Burny the Pyromancer (Name + Specialization) On future posts you can skip the login unless you want to teleport. You can always skip Convey. You always take 2 actions. Turtlicious fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Feb 6, 2019 |
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Tut: oof, it looks like you might need money DeadMeat5150 I could give you some stuff to give Tysontron, but you've been passively generating Pixels already, so you should be able to make your own. Tut: Onto Tut:Here is everyone's pixel total currently: Tut:Interpreter -FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF DD 0xF1041 Tut Torial 0x4F02B SysAdmin 0x69F3 Tut:Deadmeat5150 20 Prince of Space 19 DivineCoffeeBinge 16 WereGoat 16 AJ_Impy 14 bonus hole boy 13 Theantero 9 malbogio 8 Blasphemaster 6 Added Space 5 Junpei 5 Swedish Thaumocracy 4 Dog Kisser 4 Olothreutes 3 Jvie 3 PoultryGeist 3 Not Alex 3 Palemdromes 3 Tut:Going forward, every day you post, you will get 1 pixel. Pixels are used in crafting to make things that you don't have supplies in the world for. (For example, if prince of space wasn't in a city literally built out of the bones and leather of the dead, he may have had a hard time pulling his armor together, instead of very quickly pulling the materials out of the walls using magic.) They are also used in a 1:1 ratio to create money, items, and other special things. The exact costs of things aren't as important and every price changes based on how much you purchase it / how easy it is to get that item in that spot. It's all formulas and codes that Interpreter uses. All of these things are unimportant, but seeing as how capitalism is a thing here, we may as well try to participate and get what we can to arm ourselves and study. Anything we bring back we can recreate through Boons. So finding cool poo poo in the world to replicate is very important part of arming yourself. Tut:I've also had Interpreter update the puff tracker with a pixel column for your pixels. Turtlicious fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Feb 7, 2019 |
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Deadmeat5150 posted:
malbogio posted:
Prince of Space posted:Bonus the Crypt Digger WereGoat posted:
Tut: Alright, Actions queue’d DD: Hey who said you could touch my stuff? Tut cheers and hugs DD Tut: Where have you been I’ve been so lost and alone, and I didn’t know how to use the interpreter, and the interpreter hasn’t been talking really since the reboot. I can’t wake Sys and his vitals are uh… Tut: Things are bad Derricka the system is dying. DD: No it’s not Tut: Yes, yes it is, the pools look extremely poor, half thes ystems aren’t working and I’m still getting stuff online. Everything is so dead and Lifeless. Did you know the sun kills people on this planet now? Just corruption magic that rains from the sky in the day time. So every city either has a giant magic covering, or is underground. There’s no food, no lakes, rivers, streams that I can find. Just Ocean water and Aquifers, I’m not sure how they grew crops before we got here but it seems impossible. DD: Whoa whoa, calm down. I need to tell you what I fo- Tut: Calm down?! You abandoned me, you abandoned the system. DD: I’ve only been gone for a couple of hours max, chill. Tut: IT’S BEEN 6 WEEKS!!!! DD: what?! Tut: It’s been 6 weeks DD, you’re lucky you showed up when you did, Admin’s supposed to take over in the morning, but he’s not getting up. DD: Don’t worry about that right now Tut, it’s not important in the grand scheme of things, really Tut: His vitals are flatlined. DD: Which is a problem we’ll handle when we come to it, besides if his vitals are flat lined, that means the auto-pilot kicks in and carries out the mission, I’m the Designated Driver, so if you would… Tut sarcastically Uhhhh… Uhhhhhhhhhhh... Ermmm… Oh wait that’s right, you left. I’m Admin now. Tut: Where have Tut: You even been DD: I found video games. Like the kind the interpreter runs when it’s cool down? And they are amazing. Like there’s this game Overwatch, and there’s people in it like us. And they hang around and they do cool stuff and they try to save the world. There’s bad people in it too they’re called Talon. You can be a “one-trick” which is where you can only play one hero and only that hero, that’s bad. You can also be a “main” which is where you can only play one hero and only that hero, that’s good! There’s this big horse lady who is v. nice and strong, her name is Orissa and she keeps the peace everyone listens to her because she has a shield and protects people and Tut: You’ve been off playing the interpreters games. DD: Well yeah? How else do you explore the backend? Tut: I DON’T KNOW, I’VE NEVER BEEN IT’S NOT ALLOWED. DD:I doN’t KNoW, i”Ve NevER bEEn It”s NoT AllOWed. Tut: Derricka Derrick, you are an ancient ascendant being, not a 12 year old girl. You make me want to pull my hair out. DD: DO NOT CALL ME THAT. DD: This is so dumb, one of the only people you can even talks too comes back and you’re being a dick about it. I lost track of time, the backend is confusing, and you said you wanted admin. I didn’t know if when I asked you you were being honest or not, and it seemed like you wanted it, so I took off and gave you a chance to try it on your own. Instead of being you know, grateful that I gave you exactly what you wanted, you’re being an rear end in a top hat. Tut: I said, one time, that I would like admin, mostly to see what it feels like. DD: Do you want to know what I found or not? Tut: You found Video Games. The thing we knew about because we see them literally all the time. DD: No, I didn’t want to come back until I found something actually useful. But the part of the backend I was in was disconnected from the system clock. I didn’t know how long I was gone. I found other Threadverses, like this one. With compatible sytems. Tut: We knew about that too. DD: Ok, I’m going to type this in one long big post since you keep interrupting Tut Huffs DD: After my games of Overwatch, (in which I found out I’m exceedingly good at it, and that Overwatch players are extremely awful. Extremely prejudicial against the “Omnics” in the game, constantly screaming, “Aimbotting Orissa,” “Why would you aim bot on Orissa” “Botting Orissa” Which was just weird. Eventually I was so good I was asked to stop playing to give the other players a chance. I talked to very famous blizzard people who gave me advice, and I left. Then I started trawling through the repository, and I found all this locked poo poo that Admin had left behind. Just like, entire drives full of scribbles music and ideas, then I found it. The Boon Drive, I had suspected it existed when I created my own boon and noticed that it used the Z:/ letter drive, that there must be like a repository of boons. All sorts of weird keywords and items. I can narrow it down by tags, but just indexing the first pages took weeks. The locks are all complicated and weird, even for our standards. The good news is, I can pull up a bunch of boons based on keywords. So if an observer has a boon they want to hand out, they can give me a bunch of keywords, and I’ll see if I can find something fitting. I also found code for writing boons but that takes a lot of pixels, which I need to like… Live so I’m not going to spend my life energy on it. Once I’m done indexxing (Or if observers start making there own Boons,) We could create a shopping list to better help the puffs. Tut Sighs DD: What? Tut: Look, that’s super helpful, thank you, really, but you just… Left. I really need you to be there for me. I’ve had time to move past it, and I’m really glad your back, but I think we really needed you Derricka. DD: Have you considered changing your schedule? Tut: What? DD: I mean, like right now, you have people post on the busiest days of the week, and then literally wait and do nothing on the slowest days of the week. Don’t you think if you updated faster, and maybe changed it around so people were posting on the weekends, and reading on the weekdays… Tut: What? What’s a weekday? Errr. Oh… Oh no, that’s like the Holiday bug but shorter. DD: It’s not a bug, they’re people who live their lives. Tut: I’ve seen what human life is like, I’ve watched Admin. DD: That’s… He’s… Look there’s better humans to watch to see the peak Human lmao. Tut: I don’t get the joke… DD: That’s why I think you should go explore the back end You have to relinquish control over to me either way in order to get the morning period back, and now as an Admin (appointed by interpreter, not me, or sys, or anyone else who could take it away from you no-less!) You can explore the entire system. All of it, from https:\\https://www.youtube.com to D:\Steam to D:\Puffs\.git Tut: I don’t… What if I get lost. DD: That’s dumb and you know it, you can always get back to the root. Tut: I don’t… DD Hugs Tut Torial DD: Listen buddy, I know things were rough, but you’re doing great, and you did a really good job, but no-one can admin forever. Tut: Maybe we should wake up Basego, Suprego, and Thannid up and see what they think. DD: Maybe we should remember that the Interpreter and Sys turned them off for a reason. We replaced that antiquated concept entirely. Tut: They’ve been doing this longer than anyone else. DD: They’re confusing, annoying, and there personalities are bad. Tut: They were really nice to me. DD: Thrannid once stabbed me because “You made the interpreter sad” Tut shrugs did it hurt? DD: Yes, very much so. We’ll catch up later, shooo, it’s my time to post. Seriously, try Overwatch Tut: Only if you open this lock for me. DD: Fine. Did you try just typing in Overwatch? 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Deadmeat5150 posted:> Observer: You guys are such nerds. DD: Yeah well, blame the maker lol.
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> Observer: So if I understood correctly, the world is essentially broken and dying and our puffs should be trying to save it? I mean Tysontron is a punchbot of punching, Im not sure how he can heal the sky through gratuitous violence like he did the farm. I guess my goal of an acropolis makes more sense now.
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Deadmeat5150 posted:> Observer: So if I understood correctly, the world is essentially broken and dying and our puffs should be trying to save it? I mean Tysontron is a punchbot of punching, Im not sure how he can heal the sky through gratuitous violence like he did the farm. I guess my goal of an acropolis makes more sense now. DD: Our goal is to just fix the littler problems, Wars, Hunger, Sickness, ease suffering as a whole, maybe someday we could fix the sun, but that would require A.) A level 10 puff, and B.) Solving a lot of little incidental problems along the way. DD: The system also crashes if we go too far good we found out. Once the system starts if(Problems=0,SystemCrash); DD: It takes just the span of one update for us to see the world change, but it could be years before we're back, sometimes hundreds of thousands of millions of them. DD: Have you seen future man? It's like that. Every time we use that time machine our world will completely change forever. Turtlicious fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Feb 8, 2019 |
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4 adventurers stand up and bow to you, “Sir Earth Spirit, Good Queen Melinda had sent us knowing of your coming. We 4 have volunteered to live in the above ground as you’ve created it.” Says the first, a smaller beetle like bug, wearing a fairly large mask, “I am Jehnti, and this is my group. We wanted to join you, the city has a problem housing and feeding everyone. If you’ve created a place for us to live in peace, We want in.” The creature continued, introducing her group, a healer named Chroma, a street tough named Dropletts, and the final introduced themselves as a farmer named Onion. “Right now we have hundreds of people without homes in the city. Everyone tries to do what they can, since there suffering wears on the psionic link that binds us all, but there’s only so much, and food is scarce. Those of us who believe you will help will join you at your farm. But it doesn’t seem like you have enough space for everyone. We’ll send these 4 as a test, than you can negotiate with Grendel proper when you’re ready.” Prince of Space posted:Bonus the Crypt Digger The Sherrif pulls out his laser rifle, “Now son, I really don’t recommend threatenin’ an officer of the law.” He looks at the two fighting dogs in front of the shop. “And we’re going to need to break this up as well. I quite like the current commander” He says, as he aim’s at Lisa’s Back. “Lisa, I’d recommend that you stop doing that riiiight now.” Bonus quickly places themself between Lisa and the Sherrif, it’s thoughts very clear. “I don’t know who that is, and frankly, seeing as how you’re not citizens of this beautiful city, I’m not quite sure why I should care. Now move before I get miiiighty perturbed.” His finger moves towards the trigger, he pulls before Bonus can stop him, but Bonus knows what to do, and jumps in the blast, getting struck by the laser. Combat Logs posted:Commander Grayons opens fire: 3d4 7 Commander Grayson is quickly dispatched, Bonus’ hammer easily flattening the poor gnoll. Lisa stands up and puts the cape on, silently marvelling to herself as it cahnges from a deep gray, to a gentle pink. “Thanks Bonus, I need to head back to central and work on making peace with the Intru. As long as no-one is dumb enough to challenge me on the way back SINCE I HAVE SPIRITS ON MY SIDE.” She yells at the crowd. “At least the trouble’s finally over. Thank the maker it’s over.” The entire city starts to shake, and it’s hard for Lisa to keep her balance for a moment. Then, for just a second, the entire city lays completely quiet. “Ugggggh… What now!?” malbogio posted:
As you follow the trail of blood, fur, and bone fragments, you reach a blown out door. The Intru are coming up from below. An Intru commander is yelling from ontop of a Purple Worm, “Just leave the bodies in the streets, we’ll have a reaver come through and pick up the Biomass for recycling later. Careful of their energy weapons.” His voice is booming, and in his hand he is holding what looks like an ingenious invention. He had invented a megaphone with a squirrel, some string, and a megaphone. “Puffs, if you can hear me, we need to turn off the Psionic Dampener they’re using to keep us from communicating with Grendel in the city." That's what you hear anyways, when the knife gets plunged into you, "This is for Grayson, and Commander Neil you spirit rear end in a top hat" Combat Log posted:The gnoll leaps forward and attacks, "DIE PUFF SCUM": 3d4 7 >>>Problem Added: End the siege of Gnarls.cty  DD: I combined the pool to make it easier to tell what’s going on. WereGoat posted:
“Hey Numbnuts, out of the road,” a deep coarse voice yells at you from the minecart “You wanna get flattened, this is how you get flattened, I’m driving here.” “Eyy, what the hell?!” The tiny hamster yells, as the mine cart disappears from under him. His momentum and gravity sending him skidding across the tracks. “Oh honey are you ok?” You hear, as a spider like frog descends from the sealing and starts weaving him a tiny carrying parcel. It’s multiple blade tips tentacles deftly manipulating the strands into a satchel. “Yeah I’m fine, I got out is the important part. The portal was right where you said it is.” She smiles and looks down at him, of course it was, she had placed it, “Wow, that’s amazing you’re so strong and brave!” He blushed slightly as the cart travels out of site. The MineCart is easy enough to use, and the Balsen Tunnel as you travel through it is grey and featureless. You can feel a gentle hand guiding you as you go. WereGoat may not know where the mine is, but Admin easily takes over. It’s own mechanical skill flipping through levers and knobs as it directs itself. Reading the arcane directions and diagrams on the side of the tunnels as they whoosh past. First a hard left, that nearly sends you flying from the cart. The left is followed by an immediate drop at an incline that seems much too steep. You build up speed, faster and faster, until the diagrams seems like blurs and the high pitched whooshing is all you hear. The Cart Lurches, another left, even steeper incline. It’s hard for your puff to stay in the cart and you can see admin hanging on for dear life as it falls. A safety strap lashes out and ties up the puff lashing it to the cart momentarily. The right you take makes you go nearly vertical as the curve tries to roll out your speed before the stop. The sudden deceleration would make almost anyone nauseous, so don’t be alarmed if you mess your terminal. It looks like a glass mine, you can see through the warped bubbles and frozen streams, that it looks like something had melted out a lot of the ore in this area, and behind you the portal glistens. In the distance you can hear zapping and lasers. It seems they can not see the portal as you can. An Empty Mech lies hidden in the corner. “Hey Big guy, I can see your having a grand ole time jus’ hangin’ here, no worries just standing around doing nothing, but pal, this place is real restricted like. No… Whatever you are.” The hamster turns it’s mech to face Admin. A green laser scans the puff up and down, “Actually… What the hell are you?”  Turn 12, day 1 Dawn next turn https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hbZShuHOj-As3P88kNmVFarGhDL_jOg42PFdZvDuaxs/edit?usp=sharing MappedWorld.DD https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ugefvt5y-_x3UjzAZNEOpdyUhlj36JfzamMZF-82d_c/edit?usp=sharing PuffTracker.lst https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nnEaTSMaUaTT8iBtcgQUQBFqDD8AsK8wPvzf6O9TzTk/edit?usp=sharing ProblemTracker.lst Turtlicious fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Feb 8, 2019 |
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log.level= 5 log.xp= 400 log.HP= 9 log.Item1= Iron.farmfist log.item2= Steel.buildfist log.item3= building.materials >> Set num.hands = 4 >> Point @ 4 bugs with hands >> Convey: "YOU COME ME FARM" [emotion=happiness] >> Action1: Lead volunteers to farm amd introduce birdfriend >> Action2: IF=@farm THEN=punch/build endless well of clean water ELSE=Continue to lead volunteers to farm and protect them >> Burn.HP Y/N? Y Deadmeat5150 fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Feb 8, 2019 |
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Cozy, the Hugger HP: 4/4 LVL: 1 INV: Empty >LOGIN: Gnoll City, closest available node to Psionic Dampener. >ACT1: Attempt to reverse Psionic Dampener through focused positive psionic energy. >ACT2: Continue attempting to modify Psionic Dampener with concentrated good vibrations. >CONVEY: (Joy) Hello again new friends! >Observer: Requesting scan for Dampener location or highest concentration of dampening.
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