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You know how old people are always saying that thing about rich or famous people? Well it's not true, you totally can, I did it, and now it's going to be my preferred way of putting on my pants or shorts. Boomers wrong again. Merry Christmas everyone!
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Dec 24, 2018 00:50
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i've honestly always kind of wondered about that saying, like, did old people not have beds or did their brains just not work good or what happened there? because not only is it very easy to put pants on two legs at a time, the real pro strat that all the actual rich and successful famous people use is to just not wear pants at all
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Dec 24, 2018 00:59
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I've always questioned "better than sliced bread". Sliced bread is convenient and all, but does it really set a standard? Its not too hard to bust out a knife and slice the bread yourself. Takes seconds at least. Now I think of it as a kind of back handed insult. Kind of like telling someone its better than a sharp stick in the eye. Yeah, most stuff is better than a stick in your eye. Internetjack fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Dec 24, 2018 |
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Dec 24, 2018 01:07
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O tempora o mores
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Dec 24, 2018 01:16
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Internetjack posted:I've always questioned "better than sliced bread". Sliced bread is convenient and all, but does it really set a standard? Its not too hard to bust out a knife and slice the bread yourself. Takes seconds at least. You can also afford sliced bread without starting a wage slavery debt system like modern financing of similar convenience items like dish washers and clothes washers.
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Dec 24, 2018 01:23
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Hell, in the good old days, Professor Shark posts taught me how to put my pants on three legs at a time.
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Dec 24, 2018 01:43
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This is bullshit and OP is a fraud. At no point does he say how to put them on. Heres a secret that really will change your life - put on your socks first, then long pants of any kind.
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Dec 24, 2018 02:27
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You CAN put your pants on all at once if you're a fireman or lie on your back or something. Most people who aren't firemen do step into their pants one leg at a time. If you sit down, you can step into the at the same time. Even then, one foot is usually the first one in.
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Dec 24, 2018 03:37
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This goes for tights, stockings, jeggings, overalls, what have you. One foot is usually gonna get in there first unless you have gigantic pants.
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Dec 24, 2018 03:39
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Got you beat, OP. I’ve also been putting my shirts on, two legs at a time, for years.
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Dec 24, 2018 03:49
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poisonpill posted:Got you beat, OP. I’ve also been putting my shirts on, two legs at a time, for years. Basically there are many ways to get things done with the same result, perhaps.
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Dec 24, 2018 04:23
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Another goon improvement story 
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Dec 24, 2018 04:33
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I lost a leg during the war. Please check your privilege.
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Dec 24, 2018 04:40
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listen buddy, im a normal guy, i flash my junk from under my kilt one ball at a time
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Dec 24, 2018 04:47
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I put my dick in first, then work my legs around it.
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Dec 24, 2018 04:52
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One time I put on a pair of pants that was on the floor by standing in them, and then pulling them up around my legs, but my cat had peed on them, so I had take them off and take another shower.
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Dec 24, 2018 05:29
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I step into a skirt on leg at a time. Like, you CAN put them on with a quickness (pants and skirts), but I step into them. CALL ME INEFFICIENT!
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Dec 24, 2018 05:58
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Waltzing Along posted:I put my dick in first, then work my legs around it. 
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Dec 24, 2018 06:09
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Nowadays I just pull my pants onto my head. Saves a lot of time and effort. Pro-tip
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Dec 24, 2018 06:11
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I got crazy hiccups.
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Dec 24, 2018 07:06
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Xenocides posted:I lost a leg during the war. Please check your privilege. thats weird, i found a leg during the war was gonna use it, but im not wearing no size 9 shoe
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Dec 24, 2018 08:05
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This is me being honest: if you've never dressed a mannequin or a baby, you won't understand how things work. Sure, you can dress yourself, but when you dress someone else? Be careful.
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Dec 24, 2018 08:18
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:thats weird, i found a leg during the war Give it BACK!!! MINE!!!
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Dec 24, 2018 08:42
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I found out my neighbour does this recently and I was extremely impressed.
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Dec 24, 2018 10:37
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And why do they call it a pair of pants if there is only 1? OP seems to be a pants expert.
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Dec 24, 2018 11:41
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Why doesn't the expression speak of putting your socks on one foot at a time? Surely that's something more believable than this clear mistruth about pants.
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Dec 24, 2018 11:45
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Ever tried making GBS threads your pants one leg at a time? It isn't easy.
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Dec 24, 2018 12:01
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poisonpill posted:Got you beat, OP. I’ve also been putting my shirts on, two legs at a time, for years. My most shameful lazy moment ever was I was cold, didn't have a clean pair of pants handy and didn't want to wait for the laundry so I just inverted a sweatshirt and wore it as pants, with my feet sticking out of the part your hands would. I'm so so so so glad I didn't have to leave the house that day and nobody had to deliver something. I mean I would have taken them off before but still
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Dec 24, 2018 12:32
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Milo and POTUS posted:My most shameful lazy moment ever was I was cold, didn't have a clean pair of pants handy and didn't want to wait for the laundry so I just inverted a sweatshirt and wore it as pants, with my feet sticking out of the part your hands would. I'm so so so so glad I didn't have to leave the house that day and nobody had to deliver something. I mean I would have taken them off before but still What the gently caress is there's no deliveries and no need to go out then why bother with this? Just hang out in your underwear, or better yet naked. If it was cold then wrap a blanket Something doesn't add up here
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Dec 24, 2018 12:37
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Listen rear end in a top hat,
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Dec 24, 2018 13:15
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bump
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Jun 7, 2020 07:37
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you can wear longjohns as pants even in public or at the bank, ask me how i know
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Jun 7, 2020 07:42
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Khanstant posted:you can wear longjohns as pants even in public or at the bank, ask me how i know how do you know?
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Jun 7, 2020 07:46
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i Haven't worn pants in about 5 months and I don't plan to ever again. From now on its bathrobes, or basketball shorts if I need to go out. Pants are dead.
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Jun 7, 2020 08:05
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BigBadSteve posted:Ever tried making GBS threads your pants one leg at a time? It isn't easy. For you maybe. I am a fabled master conpoorer, I can make poo appear out of thin air, I've mastered the art of the shart.
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Jun 7, 2020 08:35
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Rich people have that wallace and gromit setup where they drop into their pants through a hole in the floor op, hth
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Jun 7, 2020 08:48
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heh, pants? get yourself a jumpsuit and jumping jack all 4 limbs in at once like a true man of industry
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Jun 7, 2020 09:02
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it means you're standing when you enrobe
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Jun 7, 2020 09:04
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I like wearing giant pants so I can place my feet directly into the holes and pull them up all at once and tuck my arms into the legs like a crab.
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i have always put my pants on two legs at a time and i feel like this thread is a component to another one of the universe's many conspiracies against me, like when i was told that most people switch hands to cut their food while eating (why?????). perhaps next week i will learn that every other person on earth puts their hands in a different spot than me on the steering wheel or something equally mundane and i wont be able to take it.
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