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Shumagorath posted:don't tease me bro Oh my God
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I dont want to see anyone get tased lol
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 00:37 |
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Almost made it a year without getting in trouble
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 01:02 |
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Has anybody got that edit made years ago of Daniel Cormer's nodding face edited over the picture of a cop at a traffic stop? Edit: In searching for it, I did find this: Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Mar 27, 2020 |
# ? Mar 27, 2020 01:12 |
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 01:37 |
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yea ok posted:I dont want to see anyone get tased lol Yeah, me neither. Except Jon Jones. I assume that exclusion was implied?
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 02:02 |
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Thank you so loving much
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 02:03 |
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X-post https://twitter.com/SoozieCuzie/status/1243306373762494465
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 02:03 |
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Holy gently caress it just keeps getting better
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 02:08 |
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yea ok posted:I dont want to see anyone get tased lol
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 03:06 |
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Jon Jonze
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 03:12 |
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are titty bars an essential service?
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 03:59 |
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I'm so happy
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 04:03 |
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Hahaha legend
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 04:15 |
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ok so wait, was he like "I'mma hit the titty bar, I'm drunk af" and the place was closed so he decided to shoot off a gun instead?
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 05:59 |
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coconono posted:ok so wait, was he like "I'mma hit the titty bar, I'm drunk af" and the place was closed so he decided to shoot off a gun instead? Sounds like a weekday in many parts of America.
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 06:01 |
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If yall don't also read the UFC thread religiously: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3915816&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=20#post503638869 quote:On 3-26-20 at about (12:58 a.m.), I was at 3rd and Central in the parking lot. I heard a single gun shot to the west on Central. I drove west on Central and observed a black Jeep on the south side of the street parked in front of 312 Central. I observed a male in the driver’s seat and a subject on the sidewalk by the passenger side door. I observed no other subjects in the area. I pulled up behind the vehicle and turned on my overhead lights. The vehicle was running. I contacted the driver and asked him to roll down the vehicle windows. I observed an open bottle of alcohol on the floor behind the passenger seat. It was a 1/4 full bottle of Recuerdo, 40 percent alcohol. I asked the driver to hand me the bottle. I also observed that he had green leafy substance on his shirt and pants, consistent with marijuana. I wanna know who the person on the sidewalk was. Jones' dick pill connect I can only hope.
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 06:23 |
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I’m not sure this is Jon Jones dumbest thing yet, and he got arrested for DWI during an epidemic where you could have just stayed home and got drunk.
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 11:54 |
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coconono posted:ok so wait, was he like "I'mma hit the titty bar, I'm drunk af" and the place was closed so he decided to shoot off a gun instead? I'm assuming you've never been to Albuquerque, New Mexico. I have been there a couple times in the past for work and that seems like a regular Thursday night in one of the grimiest cities I've ever been in. Jon Jones is literally that city personified.
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 12:14 |
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hrollins posted:I'm assuming you've never been to Albuquerque, New Mexico. I have been there a couple times in the past for work and that seems like a regular Thursday night in one of the grimiest cities I've ever been in. Jon Jones is literally that city personified. Take that montage from a recent Better Call Saul episode where two junkies go on a crime rampage because they've mistakenly interpreted a lawyer's pitch as them being basically immune to law, then change "two junkies" for "Jon Jones" and "mistakenly" with "correctly". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI71Y-75mSk Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Mar 27, 2020 |
# ? Mar 27, 2020 12:28 |
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My friend who's originally from Albuquerque has said multiple times that Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul make the city look tamer than it is.
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 13:44 |
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I'm the one who knocks down the trees
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 15:14 |
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hrollins posted:I'm assuming you've never been to Albuquerque, New Mexico. I have been there a couple times in the past for work and that seems like a regular Thursday night in one of the grimiest cities I've ever been in. Jon Jones is literally that city personified. oh so he drunkenly went to the titty bar, got bored and went out into the parking lot to shoot off a gun?
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 15:15 |
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Lid posted:I'm the one who knocks down the trees lmao
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 18:11 |
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Gumball Gumption posted:I adore this man's dedication to being a hypocrite. Maybe he was warning people not to go out because he was going to be out?
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 18:16 |
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Davros1 posted:Maybe he was warning people not to go out because he was going to be out? Neighborhood Watch Capitan Jon Jones. Thank you
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 18:18 |
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sorta like the time Matt hardy wrecked his Camaro in a drug fueled haze because he was trying to "save the children"
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 18:25 |
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"I'm gonna start over; I have ADD" e: whoops, the footage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_uEAUmzLU&t=300s
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 23:36 |
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kimbo305 posted:"I'm gonna start over; I have ADD" His footwork has always been questionable.
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# ? Mar 28, 2020 02:30 |
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Jon, and I cannot stress this enough, Jones
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# ? Mar 28, 2020 02:36 |
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this man was supposed to be UFC's Role Model Guy. Having ADD makes a lot of sense now.
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# ? Mar 28, 2020 07:18 |
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yes ADD explains jon jones completley yes
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# ? Mar 28, 2020 10:12 |
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Advanced Dickhead Disease
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Always Drunk Driving.
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Always Downing Dickpills
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# ? Mar 28, 2020 11:21 |
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Against Dominick? Decline.
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# ? Mar 28, 2020 11:31 |
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Jon Jones wikipedia section on controversies is now longer than the section on his MMA career
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Atom Deepthroat Desire
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Ample Dick Disease
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IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN
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