Flavors of gum

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vanisher

Cask aged gum but its the gum I was chewing when I died and its aged in a casket

# ? Dec 27, 2018 21:00

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:52

FactsAreUseless

Peaches 'n' Cum

# ? Dec 27, 2018 23:40

twoday: C-SPAM Times best-selling author

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# ? Dec 28, 2018 00:48

vanisher

twoday posted:

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# ? Dec 28, 2018 00:58

vanisher

At my dinner table, feasting on gum

My small child, just rolling his carrot gumballs around on his plate

"Don't play with your gum. Just eat it. No gum after this if you don't finish that gum."

# ? Dec 28, 2018 01:00

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

twoday posted:

*me popping my dinner gum into the microwave*

# ? Dec 28, 2018 01:11

google THIS

twoday posted:

No thanks, I've seen that movie.

# ? Dec 28, 2018 01:17

twoday: C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Crossposting from the accent thread

# ? Dec 28, 2018 01:33

Papa Was A Video Toaster

dipping my grilled cheese gum into some ketchup gum

# ? Dec 28, 2018 02:56

twoday: C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Did you prepare that grilled cheese gum with butter gum, oil gum, or mayo gum?

# ? Dec 28, 2018 03:00

Papa Was A Video Toaster

twoday posted:

Did you prepare that grilled cheese gum with butter gum, oil gum, or mayo gum?

Mayo gum, it gives the best fat distribution.

# ? Dec 28, 2018 03:06

Twenty Four

vanisher posted:

Big league chew but its tobacco flavored

lol

bare bottom pancakes posted:

Mm-mmm, Sour Cream & Onion gum

Sour Cream & Gumion

vanisher posted:

Popcorn gum with sharp corn shell flakes inside

nooooooo

# ? Dec 28, 2018 04:39

vanisher

TVsVeryOwn posted:

Mayo gum, it gives the best gum distribution.

fixed

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# ? Dec 28, 2018 05:45

Twenty Four

A note on the activities night message board at the local senior center:

When and Where: Friday, 6:30 PM in the rec room immediately following dinner.

What: Gum your Gum night social event. Dentures will be collected at the door, and returned after the festivities.

# ? Dec 28, 2018 05:53

twoday: C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Update:

I sat in a puddle while my pack of cinnamon gum was in my rear end pocket so I had to throw it out

I'm planning on buying a new pack soon, thinking about the flavor options already

# ? Dec 29, 2018 00:22

Finger Prince

Any kind of citrus mint or fruit + mint is a game changer.

# ? Dec 29, 2018 17:38

alnilam

a gum changer *

# ? Dec 29, 2018 19:20

Papa Was A Video Toaster

alnilam posted:

a gum changer *

# ? Dec 30, 2018 03:07

twoday: C-SPAM Times best-selling author

# ? Dec 30, 2018 04:38

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Cool Ranch

# ? Dec 30, 2018 05:50

Farecoal: There he go

Jedrick posted:

Cool Ranch

now, where's that manure gum you promised me

# ? Dec 30, 2018 05:52

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Dude Ranch

# ? Dec 30, 2018 05:59

FactsAreUseless

A gum that tastes like murdering an elephant feels

# ? Dec 30, 2018 08:45

super sweet best pal

Jedrick posted:

Dude Ranch

That flavor's a little wild and a little strange.

# ? Dec 30, 2018 19:25

TheBlackDuke

The gum that spies carry where you fold the foil around it backwards and it becomes a plastic explosive, but it�s really just normal gum.

# ? Dec 31, 2018 00:04

Papa Was A Video Toaster

TheBlackDuke posted:

The gum that spies carry where you fold the foil around it backwards and it becomes a plastic explosive, but it�s really just normal gum.

yes, but what does it taste like?

# ? Dec 31, 2018 04:09

xcheopis

TVsVeryOwn posted:

yes, but what does it taste like?

Aluminum foil.

With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside

# ? Dec 31, 2018 06:12

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Cool Pants

# ? Dec 31, 2018 06:26

TheBlackDuke

TVsVeryOwn posted:

yes, but what does it taste like?

plastic explosives

# ? Dec 31, 2018 14:52

google THIS

Gum flavored gum, ad infinitum (infinigum?)

# ? Dec 31, 2018 15:52

FutonForensic

craving that Big Gum flavor

# ? Dec 31, 2018 17:54

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:

craving that Big Gum flavor

# ? Dec 31, 2018 17:56

vanisher

Scientist, reading from a clipboard: "after exhaustive testing and peer review we can definitively say that our original hypothesis was correct: The gum is round"

Flat gummers: (takes flat and chewed gum out of mouth) "care to explain this?"

# ? Dec 31, 2018 18:00

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*struggling to flatten the gumball in my pocket into a flat disc as the scientist i'm arguing with waits for my refutation of his round gumball theory*

# ? Dec 31, 2018 18:13

google THIS

Dubble Bubble? Ugh, I don't like blends. I only chew single bubble gum.

# ? Dec 31, 2018 18:24

alnilam

vanisher posted:

Scientist, reading from a clipboard: "after exhaustive testing and peer review we can definitively say that our original hypothesis was correct: The gum is round"

Flat gummers: (takes flat and chewed gum out of mouth) "care to explain this?"

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Dec 31, 2018 23:11

TalkingBasically

regular old bazooka joe collect 1,000 colored comics win an xbox

# ? Jan 10, 2019 02:44

the unabonger

heres a gum related question, is a slice, a piece, or a stick of gum?

# ? Jan 10, 2019 03:16

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Piece for chiclets, slice for slices.

# ? Jan 10, 2019 06:59

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:52

google THIS

It's a slice if you personally observed said gum being sliced off a full loaf of gum, a piece if the gum is considered a firearm, and a stick if it broke off of a gum tree.

# ? Jan 10, 2019 15:27

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