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im thankfully not going.
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Dec 25, 2018 02:43
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just shipped a bunch of crap to las vegas so other ppl can go though
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Dec 25, 2018 02:43
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ah yes can't wait to buy some internet enabled shoelaces that tie themselves whenever someone retweets one of my selfies
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Dec 25, 2018 02:46
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ces has been getting sadder and sadder every year, it's almost to the point where it's hardly worth even making fun of anymore maybe amd will announce some stuff though that could be cool
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Dec 25, 2018 02:49
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Im in the market for a new LCD for my battlestation so it'll be cool to see the models that will be for sale in 8 months
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Dec 25, 2018 05:14
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bing back Zod or whatever the hell his name was Zol?
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Dec 25, 2018 09:38
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cant wait for the new Gears
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Dec 25, 2018 16:47
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there's got to be some company still dumb enough to do a giant high-concept presentation that makes no sense about how our interconnected lives can unlock childlike wonder and also there's a bunch of breakdancers for no reason
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Dec 25, 2018 18:47
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SO DEMANDING posted:ces has been getting sadder and sadder every year, it's almost to the point where it's hardly worth even making fun of anymore what's the gimmick going to be this year? smart pens that use an app to tell you the ink level? internet connected shelving units? also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rMy1iA268 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDY
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Dec 25, 2018 18:54
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im goin if they have computers
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Dec 25, 2018 18:59
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I’m going if they talk about farms
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Dec 25, 2018 20:28
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The_Franz posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rMy1iA268 thank you
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Dec 26, 2018 00:49
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this forum is for funny computers, not white goods
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Dec 26, 2018 02:50
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i hope this is the year of the 8k monitor panel so apple can use them when they release new pro monitors i need them for pro posting
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Dec 26, 2018 08:05
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id love to see a commercially feasible microled display at a reasonable sizeSO DEMANDING posted:ces has been getting sadder and sadder every year, it's almost to the point where it's hardly worth even making fun of anymore i imagine it was much cooler in the years before the iphone obliterated mp3 players, portable cameras, PDAs, “internet tablets”, etc KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD fucked around with this message at 09:18 on Dec 26, 2018 |
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Dec 26, 2018 09:16
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ces used to have porn and sega console attachments.
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Dec 26, 2018 09:33
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i went to CES the last year they had the AVN awards next door and the AVN awards had cleaner and nicer people
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Dec 26, 2018 15:59
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can’t wait to see all the scantily clothed booth babes 
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Dec 26, 2018 16:15
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currentjob is apparently gonna have an off-floor suite @ ces again this year so instead of doing stuff for the people who are interested in giving us money we're gonna drop everything and prepare demos for ????
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Dec 26, 2018 16:15
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also when i went to CES there was some chinese company selling a "80-in-1 device" that had basic stuff like a flashlight, usb storage, etc, but it also had a bug sprayer (i guess you fill it yourself) and was also a breathalyzer. i wish i didn't lose the pamphlet for it.
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Dec 26, 2018 16:17
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the perfect dadgift
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Dec 26, 2018 16:54
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Just look at the collection of trash they decided to showcase on their website splash: https://www.ces.tech/
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Dec 26, 2018 16:59
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poty posted:i hope this is the year of the 8k monitor panel so apple can use them when they release new pro monitors No doubt Apple will go 10k because 8k video editors need space around the video they are editing, and they must see every pixel at once.
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Dec 26, 2018 17:26
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Salt Fish posted:Just look at the collection of trash they decided to showcase on their website splash: lol the at&t of people* is giving the keynote because when I think technology I think of a company that's been primarily known for not deploying it properly for 20 years *not britta, the ceo of at&t
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Dec 26, 2018 18:20
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3 different types of drone and a wifi soccer ball.
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Dec 26, 2018 18:21
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NAB is the better show because everything costs significantly more and has to actually work, and you usually get to talk to the engineers who make things. Also NHK is there with the latest tech demos from glorious Japan.
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Dec 26, 2018 21:13
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:i went to CES the last year they had the AVN awards next door and the AVN awards had cleaner and nicer people noted. i feel like CES has historically been more of a comedy event than anything else and certainly a rite of passage for the curmudgeon nerd fuckface so i think it will be good. absolutely not staying for more than 2 days tho
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Dec 26, 2018 23:19
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definitely bring back Zoll
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Dec 27, 2018 06:26
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in 2019 zoll is a college student who can’t get laid and binge watches ancap and jordan petersen videos on youtube
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Dec 27, 2018 06:52
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qirex posted:in 2019 zoll is a college student who can’t get laid and binge watches ancap and jordan petersen videos on youtube id watch that keynote
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Dec 27, 2018 07:07
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MrMoo posted:No doubt Apple will go 10k because 8k video editors need space around the video they are editing, and they must see every pixel at once.
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Dec 27, 2018 08:58
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die ces scum
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Dec 27, 2018 17:53
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that qualcomm presentation is one of my favorite videos
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Dec 27, 2018 18:53
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Dec 27, 2018 18:57
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some rando ordering up an escort on the Holodeck
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Dec 27, 2018 19:52
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smart toilet that analyzes your poo and suggests food items
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Dec 27, 2018 20:06
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smart fridge that analyzes the contents to tell you when it’s gone bad and to collect the information about your fridge contents to sell to grocery stores
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Dec 27, 2018 21:08
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a roomba but for your
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Dec 27, 2018 21:12
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My Linux Rig posted:a roomba but for your poomba
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