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Each time a gift is opened, expound loudly about the worst things all companies associated with its production and shipping have ever done. It is unlikely anyone will point out that "there is no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism", but if they do, start singing the Internationale.
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:Each time a gift is opened, expound loudly about the worst things all companies associated with its production and shipping have ever done. It is unlikely anyone will point out that "there is no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism", but if they do, start singing the Internationale. I'm pretty sure I'm getting at least one dumb punk album on LP and I'm going to talk about how their songs are about killing capitalist scum loudly even if it's dumb pop punk poo poo
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Remember before beginning Christmas dinner to thank God, for killing war criminals george h. w. bush and john mccain
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Come out as a furry and gently caress the family in front of gran gran
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Dec 25, 2018 19:58
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dunno OP, this xmas I'm proving my relatives the ultimate gift: for 48 hours I will not hector them about money laundering, organized crime, and real estate speculation
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Boner Pill Connoisseur posted:dunno OP, this xmas I'm proving my relatives the ultimate gift: for 48 hours I will not hector them about money laundering, organized crime, and real estate speculation I would very strongly advise you to reconsider
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Dec 25, 2018 20:18
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Serving up a sick diss course on all my idiot relatives
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When you find dinars in your stocking just smile and say thank you
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C-SPAM > Holiday discourse: Ham doesn’t kill people, people do
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Call ur family dumb fuckin idiots for raising you to post on these forums
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Dec 26, 2018 02:22
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every year on yom kippur i apologize to God and my ancestors for the shitposts i have made, and the shitposts i will make in the coming year
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Terminal autist posted:Come out as a furry and gently caress the family in front of gran gran the aristocats!
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When grandma mentions how much Trump cramps her thighs remind yourself how many loaded guns she keeps in her house in the middle of the woods Also remind yourself that while its out of tune with more modern views on race, she did a good thing by listening to her black friends and renaming that cat to Negro Also, remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
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Gazpacho posted:C-SPAM > Holiday discourse: Ham doesn’t kill people, people do 
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you will never convince your chud relatives that loving children is indeed a bad thing so the best thing to do is to call cps on them
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Dec 26, 2018 03:59
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christmas was great we sat around shooting the poo poo because we mostly agree politically, but the host of the christmas party this year made the same choice i did for thanksgiving and specifically disinvited the chud aunt cousin showed up and basically commiserated over the fact that once she retired and started watching fox news all day and facebooking nonstop with her old high school friends she turned into a raging moron that lives to be lovely to other people, she's super concerned that she's being taken in by idiot scams on the internet (the wall gofundme and dinar things came up) so  best holiday family gathering in years, A++ would spend all day drinking, gifting, and dunking on stupid fuckers again
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took the rents to see vice, which backfired cuz it was terrible
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My grandpa bitched about people checking their cellphones, otherwise he didn't say anything CHUD this year, which is good. Especially after the year he called Obama a slur (the one Randall flipped his poo poo about in Clerks 2) in front of my Dominican Aunt.
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one of my cousins showed up with The Youtube Nazi Haircut (aka The Pewdiepie) so that was 
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Yinlock posted:one of my cousins showed up with The Youtube Nazi Haircut (aka The Pewdiepie) so that was I call it the Richard Spencer
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Larry Parrish posted:I call it the Richard Spencer it's a helpful way to identify nazis by their plumage
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i mean tbf some might just have insanely lovely taste in haircuts, either way they suck
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I think it's mostly popular because of Vikings. Ragnar Loddbrok has it in that.
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Ill Peripheral posted:Call ur family dumb fuckin idiots for raising you to post on these forums
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wow I didn't realize that so many soccer players were nazis and watched boardwalk empire
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spent christmas at my bro's partner's family's place. they are sweet-hearted rednecks so we busted out the shotguns as rednecks tend to do.
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For 45 minutes I talked peacefully with my grandpa about how awful the democrats are. Went fine because in his mind that can only mean I’m a Republican.
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Dec 26, 2018 11:52
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We just watched The Sopranos. Janice is the loving worst.
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I got to listen with somewhat horrified fascination to my nominal uncle tell a story about going to prison for coke dealing and being shocked that there was zero racial tension compared to him and his crew working with other dealers and their boys. Hes still super racist by my standards but it was kind of cool that apparently he learned to stop hating black people via prison
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Dec 26, 2018 14:20
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I uh had a normal christmas because none of my extended family are rightwing.
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Got thru Christmas reasonably well but tonight the old man wandered into a pit full of robot “news” vids and he’s hard of hearing which means everyone gets to listen to em
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This christmas I was with my dad and I told him about this freaking coronavirus thing and he was like, whoa. Most people dont know abotu the coronavirus. But I found out about it so I told him and now he knows
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