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Hometown Slime Queen posted:We went to a family friend's party and they were super excited to see my sister and I again so I got a gift. They remembered that I loved cats when I was about 13-14 years old, so they got me this absolutely hideous dollar-store lookin' sappy doe-eyed kitten t-shirt that was so huge I could have used it for a nightgown, like xxxxxxl. Tailor it into an ironically bad dress and be the hipster queen.
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bradzilla posted:Wrong thread rear end in a top hat!!!! ah right yea  i can't believe my mom got this for me, she knows i only play neutral good characters!
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Dec 27, 2018 15:25
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MA-Horus posted:A breathalyzer. that sounds pretty great, its almost like a challenge to set a high score
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Dec 27, 2018 16:51
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This a lovely gifts thread right? My in-laws always get me some of the most mundane gifts each year. They're so nice and I know it's kinda out of necessity since they buy gifts for like 15 people and I'm the rear end in a top hat who married into the family to make it 1 more. This year I got one of those mounted bottle openers that you stick in your man cave/outside. It's huge, I have no need for this. It lights up though so that pretty cool. Last year I got one that didn't light up. I guess they know I like to drink beer? 2 years ago I got this pretty cool pedelton flannel shirt with the fuzzy inlay and was super warm, but it was like size 4X. Granted I was a pretty fat gently caress 2-3 years ago, but this poo poo was like a circus tent. It could fit like, 2 goons in there. It was huge. Then I went and lost like 80lbs that same year so I had even less use for it. One time during white elephant I got Nair 
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Dec 27, 2018 19:24
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My wife got me one of those aprons with suction cups you use when you're trimming your beard. So your trimmings go into the apron instead of the sink. But I only trim once a month (if that), and I just plug the sink and vacuum it away when I'm done. I don't make a mess, and she says she loves me having a beard. I guess it was this because I have three bottles of bear oil from her, and still a lot of other beard knick-knacks from previous birthdays and christmases. My mother got me another set of cheap plastic tongs from some dollar store. She just can't help herself and has to always buy everyone some cheap gimmicky kitchen appliances every year.
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Dec 27, 2018 22:42
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I didn't know tongs were a "gimmicky kitchen appliance" lol
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Dec 27, 2018 22:55
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They're rubbery so they ?help? you to ?????
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Dec 27, 2018 22:59
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I bitched a lot about how much I hate gifts but my mother in law gave me a quilt she made like twenty years ago and it owns and I love it
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Dec 27, 2018 23:24
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I went to an xmas party where everyone left with some gifts. I didn't open them until actual xmas. All mismatched socks (still useful) and a fresh tube of cinnamon toothpaste. At least they made it a lil festive and not plain toothpaste...
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Dec 27, 2018 23:31
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IUG posted:They're rubbery so they ?help? you to ????? Not scratch your non-stick pots and pans when you're picking things up????
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Dec 28, 2018 10:24
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cyberia posted:Not scratch your non-stick pots and pans when you're picking things up???? lmao check out this guy just do what everyone else does and use ur mouth so u don’t burn ure hands jfc
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