UFC 232 - Steroids (Crouching Tiger Hidden Gabber)

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Big winners tonight? This poll is closed.
Jones/Cyborg	28	36.84%
Jones/Nunes	18	23.68%
Gus/Cyborg	9	11.84%
Gus/Nunes	21	27.63%
Total:	76 votes

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DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

PPV
Light Heavyweight Jon Jones vs. Alexander Gustafsson
Women's Featherweight Cris Cyborg (c) vs. Amanda Nunes
Welterweight Carlos Condit vs. Michael Chiesa
Light Heavyweight Ilir Latifi vs. Corey Anderson
Featherweight Chad Mendes vs. Alexander Volkanovski

Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1)
Heavyweight Andrei Arlovski vs. Walt Harris
Women's Featherweight Cat Zingano vs. Megan Anderson
Bantamweight Douglas Silva de Andrade vs. Petr Yan
Lightweight B.J. Penn vs. Ryan Hall

Early Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass)
Bantamweight Andre Ewell vs. Nathaniel Wood
Middleweight Uriah Hall vs. Bevon Lewis
Welterweight Curtis Millender vs. Siyar Bahadurzada
Catchweight (137 lbs.) Brian Kelleher vs. Montel Jackson

Look, we all know why we're watching this poo poo. We're all hoping Jon Jones gets his rear end kicked, but we also all know it's not going to happen. No amount of wishing will make it happen. In the mean time, enjoy some of the decent fights that are on this card that are getting overshadowed by that motherfucker.

irc.synirc.net #mma or use the Web Client because we're all chilling in there

DumbWhiteGuy fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Dec 30, 2018

# ? Dec 29, 2018 02:03

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:56

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

https://twitter.com/alf8622/status/863198225267699712

# ? Dec 29, 2018 02:15

jay z's sedan: Nov 22, 2005; milk truck just arrive

hell of a pictogram in the OP, OP

# ? Dec 29, 2018 02:16

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

jay z's sedan posted:

hell of a pictogram in the OP, OP

# ? Dec 29, 2018 02:18

PONEYBOY: Jul 31, 2013

The Turinabrawl.

# ? Dec 29, 2018 02:23

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Bombadilillo posted:

Ah but you see.

That verse is better translated as "go through" all things. Or "endure" all things. It's about god strengthening you through hard times. Not a magic. Jesus let's me be a superhero verse.

It is 100% reactive and passive, "god helps me through things" and not at all active "I can do all super cool things through..."

This is something dumbass athletes have been loving up for years. I remember Ben "Bendo" Henderson choking back tears trying to say his verse when he lost the title. And all I could think is, you idiot it ACTUALLY applies now! This is it's when you should take comfort in your faith and endure all things through Christ who strengthens you.

All that to say. If Jones has actual faith and didnt just think god liked him best therefore he is the best, he could take comfort now in his trying times of being caught being a cheating cheater. Especially since he's a sociopath and clearly the victim.

Bless.

Also MMA fans. Jesus did tap

Romans (Submission Verbal due to crucifix ) Jesus

# ? Dec 29, 2018 02:23

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

dont do drugs kids

# ? Dec 29, 2018 02:25

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

exploded mummy posted:

dont do drugs kids

Unless those drugs make you a multiple time world champion and really goddamn rich with little or no consequences

Then why would you not

# ? Dec 29, 2018 02:26

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Unless those drugs make you a multiple time world champion and really goddamn rich with little or no consequences

Then why would you not

Possible

Mod Edit: Use the tag for a post like this. Enjoy the show!

Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Dec 29, 2018

# ? Dec 29, 2018 02:27

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Wish I could watch this, I wonder if I will get news first whether Jones� won by decision or got a KO/Submission, or if the news of some other horrible corrupt thing he/UFC did gets to me first.

Also go Nunes!

# ? Dec 29, 2018 02:27

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

it amazes me that somehow UFC has worse drug testing than wwe who really dont want to catch you but will actually suspend top guys who are subject to the policy

# ? Dec 29, 2018 02:28

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Jerusalem posted:

Wish I could watch this, I wonder if I will get news first whether Jones� won by decision or got a KO/Submission, or if the news of some other horrible corrupt thing he/UFC did gets to me first.

Also go Nunes!

# ? Dec 29, 2018 02:29

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

To paraphrase CommonShore

Watching UFC 232 is reminiscint of Ortolan, in that you consume, but you feel intense shame for having participated.

# ? Dec 29, 2018 02:46

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Lid posted:

To paraphrase CommonShore

Watching UFC 232 is reminiscint of Ortolan, in that you consume, but you feel intense shame for having participated.

# ? Dec 29, 2018 02:50

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Lid posted:

To paraphrase CommonShore

Watching UFC 232 is reminiscint of Ortolan, in that you consume, but you feel intense shame for having participated.

relevant:

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1064907526754496513

# ? Dec 29, 2018 02:53

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

CommonShore posted:

relevant:

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1064907526754496513

# ? Dec 29, 2018 03:00

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

WHO WILL PAY DANA'S INCOME TAX

# ? Dec 29, 2018 03:26

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; It's how her species communicates

Mods probate me until Jon Jones gets a clean win in the UFC please/

# ? Dec 29, 2018 03:44

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Grem posted:

Mods probate me until Jon Jones gets a clean win in the UFC please/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaFESeKmxcM

# ? Dec 29, 2018 03:49

mewse: May 2, 2006

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaFESeKmxcM

Wow.. to do that to a black guy is Real Problematic

# ? Dec 29, 2018 03:51

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

mewse posted:

Wow.. to do that to a black guy is Real Problematic

# ? Dec 29, 2018 04:03

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

Lol. I now believe the "pulsating" theory, it's just his abs that are doing it.

# ? Dec 29, 2018 04:09

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Lol. I now believe the "pulsating" theory, it's just his abs that are doing it.

the jon jones dick snapchat is not easily available to me so you'll just have to settle with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWy_WWU6VzA

# ? Dec 29, 2018 04:21

Dr. Abysmal: Feb 17, 2010; We're all doomed

I've never seen the version of the snapchat that actually shows Jon's dick. For me it's like the black and white French techno Kongo vs. Yvel video that was fatherdog's white whale.

# ? Dec 29, 2018 04:38

old.flv: Jan 28, 2017; A good lad who likes his Anna's.

I've heard of the snapchat dick pic but I don't think it exists on the internet

# ? Dec 29, 2018 07:04

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

The whole "Timeline" vid is great, but I enjoyed this part in particular (skip to 38:20 if I goofed things up)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQJ_XO_VoLo&t=2300s

# ? Dec 29, 2018 08:08

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jones is a piece of poo poo but somehow i hate mccgreggor more. i hope he wins.

amanda doesnt stand a chance against cyborg and i hope she doesnt try to box with her, it will end badly.

i will watch this show

# ? Dec 29, 2018 16:40

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

DoctorGonzo posted:

jones is a piece of poo poo but somehow i hate mccgreggor more. i hope he wins.

Jones isn't fighting McGregor

# ? Dec 29, 2018 17:29

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Jones isn't fighting McGregor

i know both are idiots but somehow im a fan of jbj

# ? Dec 29, 2018 17:48

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Mods and MMA Gods please save us from the JBJ Menace

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# ? Dec 29, 2018 17:56

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

PS Cold Blooded Sociopath Pisses Hot (Again) was the better thread title

# ? Dec 29, 2018 18:03

JHomer722: Jul 30, 2006; And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

From a pure storyline perspective - no matter how implausible - I want DC to be the only person who beats Jones

# ? Dec 29, 2018 18:33

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

Gus is the Great White Hype.

# ? Dec 29, 2018 19:06

mewse: May 2, 2006

Rewatched the first bout since it's a free fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNKR65ZgT28

Scored it myself:

Gus Jones Notes
Rd 1 10 9 Gus gets takedown, receives eye poke
Rd 2 10 9 Gus catches a kick and tosses JBJ - 6 failed takedown attempts by JBJ - big head kick by JBJ
Rd 3 10 9 Jones mouth is open breathing hard. Rogan is talking about JBJ's leg kicks and ignoring Gus's punches to the body which are gassing JBJ
Rd 4 9 10 Gus openly teeing off on Jon around the 2:30 mark. Jon fails 2 more takedowns. Gus hurt with spinning elbow near end of round
Rd 5 9 10 Gus looks sharp, punches and foot movement. Jones completes first takedown of the fight. Gus gets up almost immediately. Around 2 minutes left, Gus gasses.

The official scorecards were total horseshit:

Judge Doug Crosby
Rd. 1: Gustafsson 10-9
Rd. 2: Gustafsson 10-9
Rd. 3: Jones 10-9
Rd. 4: Jones 10-9
Rd. 5: Jones 10-9

Judge Richard Bertrand
Rd. 1: Gustafsson 10-9
Rd. 2: Jones 10-9
Rd. 3: Gustafsson 10-9
Rd. 4: Jones 10-9
Rd. 5: Jones 10-9

Judge Chris Lee
Rd. 1: Gustafsson 10-9
Rd. 2: Jones 10-9
Rd. 3: Jones 10-9
Rd. 4: Jones 10-9
Rd. 5: Jones 10-9

# ? Dec 29, 2018 19:44

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Haha they didn't tell CSAC about the two abnormal tests in August and September and this was Jeff Novitskys response. https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1079085786866176000

# ? Dec 29, 2018 19:59

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

Can't help but think this is going to be like Silva vs Sonnen 2 where Gus has nothing for him and gets clowned

# ? Dec 29, 2018 20:31

willie_dee: Jun 21, 2010; I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Can't help but think this is going to be like Silva vs Sonnen 2 where Gus has nothing for him and gets clowned

My gut has been saying this all week sadly, I hope we aren't correct.

# ? Dec 29, 2018 20:35

Ulio: Feb 17, 2011

Jon would actually be likeable if he wasn't a massive hypocrite. Just stop preaching the bs god poo poo and go full villain.

# ? Dec 29, 2018 20:49

mewse: May 2, 2006

Ulio posted:

Jon would actually be likeable if he wasn't a massive hypocrite. Just stop preaching the bs god poo poo and go full villain.

I think he tried that and it seemed even more pathetic

# ? Dec 29, 2018 20:51

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:56

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jones beating cromier agains was extremelly good

# ? Dec 29, 2018 20:53

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