- Luvcow
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they are actually mammals
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- Luvcow
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camels are not aquatic animals though they do enjoy drinking water
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Dec 29, 2018 18:16
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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Camels poop much like the bearded dragon, see where I'm going with this?
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Dec 29, 2018 18:32
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- alnilam
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camel rhymes with mammal, story checks out
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Dec 29, 2018 19:19
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- Luvcow
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Camels poop much like the bearded dragon, see where I'm going with this?
i did not know that bearded dragons were camels
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Dec 29, 2018 20:29
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- Luvcow
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camel rhymes with mammal, story checks out
this raises other issues though
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Dec 29, 2018 20:29
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- google THIS
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Thank you for subscribing to Camel Facts™. Did you know? A camel can not leap 30 feet into the air.
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Dec 29, 2018 21:29
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- google THIS
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A camel can not hold its breath underwater for over three hours.
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Dec 29, 2018 21:30
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- google THIS
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If you carried an adult camel to the top of a 10-story building and dropped it off the roof you would have to be really strong.
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Dec 29, 2018 21:31
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- google THIS
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Camels can not construct fully functional aircraft, or apply the Pythagorean theorem, that we know of.
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Dec 29, 2018 21:33
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Camels drink with enough force to pull water into their mouths and maneuver it to their esophagus.
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Dec 29, 2018 21:35
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- google THIS
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A camel's hump is made up over 99.9% of hump.
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Dec 29, 2018 21:37
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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Thank you for subscribing to Camel Facts™. Did you know? A camel can not leap 30 feet into the air.
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Dec 29, 2018 22:31
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- Luvcow
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camel humps are not made of keratin, like a rhino horn, and contrary to popular belief they are not razor sharp. there have been zero recorded instances of men being sliced in half by an enraged camel's hump
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Dec 29, 2018 22:33
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Eskimos don't make anything out of camel hide.
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Dec 29, 2018 23:08
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The world record for the most amount of humps on a camel is 2
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Dec 29, 2018 23:09
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The camel, while it kind of looks like a horse or a moose, cant mate with either. Seriously it can't be done I've tried everything.
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Dec 29, 2018 23:12
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- cda
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I'm sick and tired of people telling me what camels aren't. Someone just loving tell me what they are.
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Dec 29, 2018 23:32
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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they are actually mammals
Oh.
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Dec 29, 2018 23:32
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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I'm sick and tired of people telling me what camels aren't. Someone just loving tell me what they are.
camels have bones inside their bodies and possess four legs*
*some camels have less than 4 legs but that configuration is not optimal
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Dec 29, 2018 23:59
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927 Traits That Camels Do Not Possess (#348 is fairly intuitively obvious!)
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Dec 30, 2018 00:46
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- FutonForensic
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These 10 Things Are Nothing Like Camels and It's Going to Blow Your Mind
 
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Dec 30, 2018 01:16
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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do this one thing within the next five minutes to save your child from instant death due to camels, tune in tonight to find out what it is on the 11 o'clock news
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Dec 30, 2018 01:23
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If you carried an adult camel to the top of a 10-story building and dropped it off the roof you would have to be really strong.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Dec 30, 2018 03:19
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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don't listen to Big Mammal!!
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Dec 30, 2018 05:46
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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BYOB - i've been smoking this Camel for an hour. nothing
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Dec 30, 2018 15:32
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Camels: They're OK, I guess.
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Dec 30, 2018 21:50
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Camels: Classic mammals.
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Dec 31, 2018 00:36
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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Dec 31, 2018 01:44
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- Macnult
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God furious at Noah for filling the entire ark with camels
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Dec 31, 2018 02:33
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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God furious at Noah for filling the entire ark with camels
noah: what? what did i do wrong!?
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Dec 31, 2018 02:34
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noah: what? what did i do wrong!?
camel: *spits*
vinegaroon: *spits*
God: “okay I get the confusion but still”
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Dec 31, 2018 02:37
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Llamas also spit and thinking about llamas reminded me of the best llama video I've yet seen:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A8mUMSi5M8g&feature=youtu.be
Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"
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Dec 31, 2018 05:36
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- 3dou
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The best kind of sex is VHS.
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I wouldn't think my cigarettes are mammals, but if you say so.
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Dec 31, 2018 08:09
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- FluffieDuckie
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Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Dec 31, 2018 10:38
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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So a camel walks into a bar and the bartender says "why horse face?" And the camel says [deep bellowing noise]
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Dec 31, 2018 10:55
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In many parts of the world they don't call camels "camels." Instead, they call them whatever the word for "camel" is in their language.
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