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Chud Bigly, chokes on cheese curd at state fair after seeing a black Mexican interracial gay couple
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Dec 31, 2018 18:46
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Dec 31, 2018 19:09
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Johnny Depp Tom Delonge RBG What’s left of our democratic system
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Dec 31, 2018 19:48
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I'm going to break up with my girlfriend of seven years tomorrow
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Dec 31, 2018 19:53
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The United Kingdom.
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Dec 31, 2018 19:57
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I'm going to break up with my girlfriend of seven years tomorrow congrats
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Dec 31, 2018 20:03
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Is this thread okay for lounge- and or drunkposting? Because I believe there may be some of that out of me tonight.
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Helpful drink recipes for tonight https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=47J-67Q23cM
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Is this thread okay for lounge- and or drunkposting? Because I believe there may be some of that out of me tonight. 
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Dec 31, 2018 20:08
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Sarah posted:Helpful drink recipes for tonight I have a recipe for a great drink, it's called the SMDFTB. Step 1: Open bottle of liquor. Step 2: Drink.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I'm going to break up with my girlfriend of seven years tomorrow Like, as soon as the clock hits 12:01?
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Is this thread okay for lounge- and or drunkposting? Because I believe there may be some of that out of me tonight. Ye
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Dec 31, 2018 20:10
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Is this thread okay for lounge- and or drunkposting? Because I believe there may be some of that out of me tonight. NO THE FUN POLICE WILL PROBATE YOU FOR EVERYTHING
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Dec 31, 2018 20:10
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I'm going to break up with my girlfriend of seven years tomorrow 
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Dec 31, 2018 20:12
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Is the fun police the same as the dream police ?
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Dec 31, 2018 20:14
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/\ Neither include Sting, that's for sure. Gonna placehold Dan Harmon for my death pool. Three standard and two auxiliary. Gonna think on this while pulling bud off stems today.
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Dec 31, 2018 20:14
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It’s me. I’m the fun police.
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Dec 31, 2018 20:18
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I’m officiating my sister’s dry wedding tonight so this thread is going to be my vicarious drunkenness. At least my MAGA CHUD aunt wasn’t invited on account of how no one could trust her not to, well, CHUD it all out on behalf of my sister’s Muslim husband and family. Everyone else in the family is pretty cool so it will be a good time.
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Dec 31, 2018 20:20
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Sarah posted:It’s me. I’m the fun police. It's okay. Each of us are the fun police to someone.
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Dec 31, 2018 20:27
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Duzzy Funlop posted:This beer I just opened 2019 deathpool, you'r really gonna nurse one beer for 4 hours? 
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Dec 31, 2018 20:34
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my reverse death pool includes professor poliakoff who i want to live forever so he can keep making cool youtube videos in case you don't know who that is: 
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Dec 31, 2018 20:37
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Dr. Poliakoff must live forever as a brain in the jar.
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Stultus Maximus posted:Like, as soon as the clock hits 12:01? No, going to drive up to where she lives once I'm good to operate heavy machinery tomorrow and hope that I don't lose my poo poo and vent all my frustration and instead communicate diplomatically how lovely her conduct has been I'll try to omit the potential conduct with some dude that drove across Germany to spend NYE with her instead of with his buddies Slim Pickens posted:2019 deathpool, you'r really gonna nurse one beer for 4 hours? Good point, I'll murder some more beers
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Not drinking has deprived me of the ability to be a dick and get out of consequences free.
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Dec 31, 2018 21:13
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Louie CK is doing standup again. quote:I’m a little disappointed in the younger generation, honestly. Because I’m 51 years old, and when I was like 18 to my 20s, we were idiots. We were getting high, doing loving mushrooms and poo poo, and older people were like, “You gotta get your poo poo together,” and we were like, “Eh, gently caress you!” And I was kind of excited to be in my 50s and see people in their 20s and be like, “They’re crazy! These kids are nuts!” But they’re not. They’re loving neeeeh. They’re just boring, loving telling, “You shouldn’t say that!” What are you, an old lady? What the gently caress are you doing? “Neeeeh, that’s not appropriate!” gently caress you, you’re a child! … They’re like royalty. They tell you what to call them: “You should address me as ‘they/them’ because I identify as gender-neutral.” Okay. You should address me as “there” because I identify as a location, and the location is your mother’s oval office … They testify in front of Congress, these kids? What the gently caress? What are you doing? You’re young, you should be crazy, you should be unhinged! Not in a suit saying, “I’m here to tell you …” gently caress you, you’re not interesting cause you went to a high school where kids got shot. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? How does that make you interesting? You didn’t get shot, you pushed some fat kid in the way, and now I gotta listen to you talking? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8Nc3x_TkF4
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Dec 31, 2018 21:17
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BigDave posted:Louie CK is doing standup again. I hope his girls disown him later in life, piece of poo poo.
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Dec 31, 2018 21:19
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Old Louis CK stuff has not aged well, even without him being a creep
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Dec 31, 2018 21:20
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Palate Cleanser
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Dec 31, 2018 21:22
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BigDave posted:Louie CK is doing standup again. Just someone else getting in on the right wing grift
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BigDave posted:Louie CK is doing standup again. There's not a  big enough for that godawful string of words, Holy gently caressThat dude needs to go die now
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Dec 31, 2018 21:35
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pantslesswithwolves posted:I’m officiating my sister’s dry wedding tonight so this thread is going to be my vicarious drunkenness. Does not compute
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Dec 31, 2018 21:37
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Wow Louis ck is a piece of poo poo! Mebbe all these kids are being serious and not screwing around because our leadership is slowly killing us all, gently caress!
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Dec 31, 2018 21:37
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BigDave posted:Louie CK is doing standup again. lmao i thought the quote was fake, holy gently caress what a dirtbag
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Dec 31, 2018 21:42
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It's like a bunch of people under the age of 40 collectively realized that the myth of old people wanting to leave their kids better off then they are is, well, a myth. Anyway I'm thinking chinese food tonight.
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his comedy was always kinda like that but he's now fully leaning in into right wing/old bigot territory. ill be surprised if he gets many big shows after this, then against that racist puppet guy still tours so who knows
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