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Magissima posted:A-plot: Darcey and Stacey get plastic surgery, again Oh man, I’m here for B plot. Darcey gets a lot of hate, but I honestly love her train wreck.
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Ouhei posted:I think that's what strikes me the most, with the exception of maybe like 2-3 couples over all of the seasons/versions, none of these couples seem to have any real chemistry and if they just wanted a lovely relationship you could do that locally without all the extra effort and cost? Oh my god, right?? I think what they’re trying to sell is “I had to look halfway across the world to find my soulmate  ” but I’m convinced some of them just like the idea of dating a non-American person, for whatever reason. Because, as you pointed out, 95% of the time it’s certainly not due to having any real connection.I think another reason so many of these couples are so mismatched is due to dating online with zero physical contact before eventually being flung into one another’s lives and cultures full force. As we’ve all learned from Catfish, people are really good at filling in the unknowns about their crush with what they want to be true. What’s the term for that? Not quite projection but, like, wishful projection?
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ICHIBAHN posted:Self delusion Growing up on a media diet inundated with messages of “love overcomes all adversity (and sometimes the literal devil)” probably doesn’t help either.
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Vintersorg posted:Deavan's mom was so loving cringey - just typical American trash visiting another country. I was unhappy with the amount of terrible representatives of my stupid loving country this season and then, like a beam of red, white, and blue light, she descended to poo poo up my television.
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Haha Aseulu is such a mopey whiny bitch "Wah you didn't want to take the kids to some measles infected country it's not fair that we're going to California because they had a cold" OH poo poo ASEULU DESERVES A loving BEAT DOWN RIGHT NOW. Like holy poo poo why they didn't dump him on the highway immediately after that WhyteRyce fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Jul 1, 2020 |
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Darcey in the wedding dress legit looks like she has a butt on her chest. Tom looks like he is taking hairstyle tips from Ed. E: I am watching a man paint nair on his body with a paintbrush. Every decision I have made in my life has brought me to this point. Thora fucked around with this message at 09:43 on Jul 1, 2020 |
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Jul 1, 2020 09:37
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Tom? Darcey? What show are you watching? I didn't think they were on any current runs.
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The last season of Before the 90 days, I think. I can't keep them straight, whichever one it was that just ended with the leaked tell-all.
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ICHIBAHN posted:Tom? Darcey? What show are you watching? I didn't think they were on any current runs. I think they're on that ridiculous B90 STRIKES BACK crapola. I won't be watching, even though I do a love a butt-chest in a formal dress.
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The 90 day strikes back idea seems kind of ridiculous. Probably the one 90 thing I won’t watch besides Family Chantelle
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I watched Family Chantel and I fully regret it. I only finished because I cared about what happened to her sister. I really do think the majority of their poo poo is manufactured, and if it isn't, they're loving morons who don't deserve my time. I have a lot of trash TV to watch, clearly I am very busy and important!
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Bloody Cat Farm posted:The 90 day strikes back idea seems kind of ridiculous. Probably the one 90 thing I won’t watch besides Family Chantelle It's terrible. The commercials made it look like they'd be responding to stuff from the internet, and instead it's literally the cast watching the pillow talk cast watching the episode, in an ouroboros of poo poo.
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Some dumdum did not set the dvr correctly so yeah, Ed with paintbrush is in the ourobourous where they comment on the people commenting on them and it is... not really all that good.
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Bloody Cat Farm posted:The 90 day strikes back idea seems kind of ridiculous. Probably the one 90 thing I won’t watch besides Family Chantelle We're going to get to some real poo poo content from the quarantine, but this Strikes Back definitely feels like month-12 level quality, not month-4.
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When did this trend of injecting massive amounts of fillers into your face take off? I can't imagine Darcy/Stacy looking worse without the fillers. Darcy especially is starting to look like that rage potato meme.
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Faustian Bargain posted:When did this trend of injecting massive amounts of fillers into your face take off? I can't imagine Darcy/Stacy looking worse without the fillers. Darcy especially is starting to look like that rage potato meme. The idea is that you need to keep re-upping them because they dissolve in under a year, which gives the aesthetician plenty opportunity to sell you more filler in more places. HOWEVER, and I'm not a plastic surgeon but I saw one on youtube explain it, they don't actually dissolve as much as migrate so you just keep filling your face with more filler until you get that gross bloated look all-over.
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On one hand, I feel really sorry for her. She's clearly a broken person. On the other hand, she's done it all to herself because she has been trying to break into reality TV for years and finally made it. She probably wanted to be more KUWTK / The Hills and less honey-boo-boo / Jerry Springer, but she did it.
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InvisibleMonkey posted:The idea is that you need to keep re-upping them because they dissolve in under a year, which gives the aesthetician plenty opportunity to sell you more filler in more places. HOWEVER, and I'm not a plastic surgeon but I saw one on youtube explain it, they don't actually dissolve as much as migrate so you just keep filling your face with more filler until you get that gross bloated look all-over. That's....not how my doctor explained it to me. Your body actually does break down the hyaluronic acid, which you can accelerate with hyaluronase if you get too injection-happy, but they do dissolve over time (assuming you're not piling more on before it dissolves). Yeah, if you inject on top of existing injections, it probably will give you lumpy face, but I am pretty sure it does eventually break down and get disposed of. That said, I only get three units every year and a half or so, so it's long gone before I re-up. That poo poo's expensive and I'm not gonna waste the money or effort (the lips do get uncomfortable for several days) when I have 20 extra pounds to focus on.
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Maggie Fletcher posted:That's....not how my doctor explained it to me. Your body actually does break down the hyaluronic acid, which you can accelerate with hyaluronase if you get too injection-happy, but they do dissolve over time (assuming you're not piling more on before it dissolves). Yeah, if you inject on top of existing injections, it probably will give you lumpy face, but I am pretty sure it does eventually break down and get disposed of. Ehh, let me find you the video because this guy had receipts in the form of x-rays. They do dissolve eventually, but I think he found migrated filler 10 years after it was injected so it's def not a matter of months. Also, many doctors use way too much since it's packaged in 1ml syringes and that should be enough for an entire face, but people just put them in one small area. I was considering getting a little bit done in a future, but he's scared me straight (and wrinkly). e: I think he still uses filler btw, just very sparingly and responsibly, which sounds fine. and yes, you can always have it dissolved but with the amount D'arcy has in her face that sounds like an ordeal in and of itself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoF_Ez27-L0 InvisibleMonkey fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Jul 1, 2020 |
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Is the Happily Ever After s1 cast the worst? loving Pao, Devar and Karen, Pao, Daya, Noon, fuckin Pao. Horrendous. Oh and most of the season focuses on loving Loren on Israel. Yuck.
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Pao is terrible. Her wanting to be a model is ridiculous. Girls like her and fernanda (also terrible) come here and their only model-like attribute is “not fat like Americans” and they think they’re going to make it big. Anfisa (also also terrible) at least found a niche in bodybuilding, and she busted her rear end for it.
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this is what you get when you try to buy a butt and fail, you have to marry some generic Midwest fuckboy
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:this is what you get when you try to buy a butt and fail, you have to marry some generic Midwest fuckboy You mean Russ? Or Tim? Or other Tim? Or Paul? Or...
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otter posted:You mean Russ? Yeah, him!
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I haven’t seen it yet except for a blurb on the internet but I feel for Angela getting a uterine biopsy. I had a surprise one once (mid exam so I couldn’t premedicate or otherwise prepare  ) and it is tied for worst pain ever with the time I was having a crown put on but they “discovered” an extra root on the tooth and had to kill it or something. Good lord, for her and her grandchildren’s sake I hope it’s not cancer  E: I am getting Murcel vibes from emotional support cat man. E2: Jordan man: “my parents are related”  When his brother was giving him the speech about finding someone you know and know their family I was thinking “nice local girl”. Brother apparently meant “cousin so and so”. Yikesaroo. E3: Deavan: I’m leaving and not coming back until you get your poo poo together. Also Deavan: I signed a lease on an apartment sight unseen from 5k miles away so I can move back. Thora fucked around with this message at 12:31 on Jul 3, 2020 |
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Fat Albert in a can posted:E2: Jordan man: “my parents are related” To be fair, in Muslim families your cousin/sibling can be unrelated to you and just an adopted family member from a different branch/side. Or even from a friend's family. Chinese families do something similar by adopted nieces and nephews (in my experience).
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Life After Lockup is coming back if you have access to WeTV, and they've been running marathons. Boy howdy I forgot how insanely broken these people are. "He's going to regret cheating on me. We're in a cycle where we try to hurt each other as much as we can...and I'm very good at that game." Just BREAK UP WITH HIM YOU INSANE rear end in a top hat.
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Boxman posted:Life After Lockup is coming back if you have access to WeTV, and they've been running marathons. Boy howdy I forgot how insanely broken these people are. The WETV app is garbage. You don’t get any past seasons!
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Boxman posted:Life After Lockup is coming back if you have access to WeTV, and they've been running marathons. Boy howdy I forgot how insanely broken these people are. 
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MarcusSA posted:The WETV app is garbage. You don’t get any past seasons! And for some reason a lot of these shows are really hard to find on  .
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:To be fair, in Muslim families your cousin/sibling can be unrelated to you and just an adopted family member from a different branch/side. Or even from a friend's family. Chinese families do something similar by adopted nieces and nephews (in my experience). Good info, thank you. I was hoping they wouldn’t wind up in a Blue Fugates of (Google the blue Fugates, it’s fascinating. Long story short two cousins with the same recessive gene had kids and they and their descendants were blue due to inheriting both little letters in the Punnett square (methhemoglobinemia)).
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Really looking forward to seeing one guy on the new season of Love After Lockup. The guy with the ponytail, glasses, and an apparent addiction to shirts with tassels and fringes
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Organic Lube User posted:And for some reason a lot of these shows are really hard to find on Yeah it’s ridiculous. Like I have the channel let me watch the past episodes! You can’t wait because they even take the current season episodes off for some stupid reason.
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I bought love after lockup S2 on amazon and like, the shows are somehow numbered 3 different ways, but are the same episodes and repeat, but are also available for purchase as another season. It’s all the same episodes. It’s absolutely the biggest dogshit I’ve ever seen trying to actually give these assholes money to watch a show and I’m not sure what it says about me and my habits that I power through.
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Which is why I just the instant a media company makes their poo poo the slightest bit difficult or expensive to access. But yeah there's just a couple people seeding this stuff on TPB, and its usually poo poo quality.
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