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Fat Albert in a can posted:
Listen, she and shrimp lip had a deal. She gets what she wants, he gets what he wants. He broke the deal. Nothing at any point has been about love for them.
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Good morning. My dick. I love you. Doesn't get old Jess had Colt pegged down to a t but that green card desire was just too much WhyteRyce fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Sep 8, 2020 |
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goddamn, colt is so loving sexy. his body, the way he talks, the way he adjusts his glasses, it's no wonder that women cant get enough of him
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Was there no happily ever after? I guess it's on break now?
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I hope Colt finds yet another giant boobed Brazilian woman who will get mad and throw things at him.
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Colt now has an Only Fans page and Reddit had some of the pictures he's posted, which were very upsetting and made me kind of wish I didn't have vision when I saw them.
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Well for the love of God don't post then here, I don't think the thread could tolerate that amount of raw sexual power
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https://www.reddit.com/r/90DayFiance/comments/ioe9uk/coltees_of_pics_youre_welcome_no_i_personally_did/ Trust me, do not click the above link. I mean, you're probably going to ignore me and click it anyways, and I understand. After all, I looked too. Just remember that some things cannot be unseen. Picture #3 is the funniest one. There's another picture floating around with him covering his bathing suit areas with an excessive amount of whipped cream. I don't know where I saw that one, maybe on Soap Dirt. Above link is probably not work safe. There's no nudity or anything, it's just really upsetting.
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Goddammit. I clicked the link and now I really wish you could restore a brain to a previous backup.
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Bloody Cat Farm posted:He is so gross on so many levels Why would you say that he's a good guy he was going to marry Jess he loves her
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ultraviolence123 posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/90DayFiance/comments/ioe9uk/coltees_of_pics_youre_welcome_no_i_personally_did/ I think some people said he looked like Chris Evans and it got to him.  Chris Evans:
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Wow I didn't know that men could have uneven boobs too
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Vintersorg posted:I think some people said he looked like Chris Evans and it got to him. Which institute for the blind did they survey?
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I just don’t understand how his body decided to distribute his weight like that. It’s like his body decided to make it as uneven and lumpy as possible.
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ultraviolence123 posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/90DayFiance/comments/ioe9uk/coltees_of_pics_youre_welcome_no_i_personally_did/ Why didn't he tidy up the room before taking the photos? Why did he keep the photo with the cat? What is wrong with his belly button? Why is his smile so creepy and unsettling? Did his mum take these "sexy" photos for him? (particularly the one in the bath) and most disturbingly of all Does he think he looks good in these photos and that they will attract ladies to him?
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Sep 10, 2020 03:07
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1000% Debbie took his photos. Ten thousand percent. Coltee shirtless always makes me think of Dr. Zoidberg without his shell on. All jiggly and pale.
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Anime Store Adventure posted:I just don’t understand how his body decided to distribute his weight like that. It’s like his body decided to make it as uneven and lumpy as possible. As fun as it is to rag on Colt, it looks like he's lost a LOT of weight and the uneven bagginess is loose skin resting on a still considerable amount of fat.
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It has been posited by Internet doctors that coltee has kleinfelter syndrome (which means instead of XY he is XXY). His physique matches the description given in the notable medical journal Wikipedia:quote:Klinefelter syndrome (KS), also known as 47, XXY is the set of symptoms that result from two or more X chromosomes in males.[3] The primary features are infertility and small poorly functioning testicles.[3][9] Often, symptoms are subtle and subjects do not realize they are affected.[1] Sometimes, symptoms are more evident and may include weaker muscles, greater height, poor coordination, less body hair, breast growth, and less interest in sex.[1] Often it is only at puberty that these symptoms are noticed.[5] Intelligence is usually normal; however, reading difficulties and problems with speech are more common.[1] Symptoms are typically more severe if three or more X chromosomes are present (48,XXXY syndrome or 49,XXXXY syndrome).[1]
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Fat Albert in a can posted:It has been posited by Internet doctors that coltee has kleinfelter syndrome (which means instead of XY he is XXY). His physique matches the description given in the notable medical journal Wikipedia: quote:less interest in sex. Uh
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Counterpoint:quote:poor coordination, less body hair, breast growth We’ve seen him attempting to dance and we’ve seen those tittays.
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Body shaming again, is it?
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Oh oof, you caught me. However will I live this accusation down. Please allow me to fall on my swo... nah, piss off.
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I don't like the 90 Day Fiance reddit. There are too many gross pictures, and the users either scold or praise the people on the show, like they're watching some kind of morality play. Unlike here where we watch this show the same way an entomologist would observe a colony of ants.
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The only people I feel bad for are Rose and her family tbh. They seem sincere.
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baw posted:goddamn, colt is so loving sexy. his body, the way he talks, the way he adjusts his glasses, it's no wonder that women cant get enough of him Hey, what up Colt? I knew you were a goon ICHIBAHN posted:Body shaming again, is it? Yes. Colt is a fat disgusting pig. Also, you're the worst.
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ICHIBAHN posted:Body shaming again, is it? I don't think people would be making comments about his appearance if he weren't a piece of poo poo, abusive creep in personality. For example, I don't body shame David of David and Annie because, although he is not a "hot" guy on tv, he connects really well with Annie and I enjoy them on pillow talk. If he were abusive to her, in a weird smothered relationship with his mother, was an obnoxious neckbeard of a man, posting his dick online like herpes, AND posting onlyfans hot tub shoots, then that would open up a whole other door for ridicule.
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I didn't get anything sincere from Rose aside from being sincerely looking for a meal ticket. I don't believe she was ever really into him and when he showed up it just became an issue of reality vs facebook angles and filters as do so many online-to-physical-space relationships. I'm biased because I never liked her from the very get go and just because he was a creep to her doesn't endear her to me as a precious infallible hero.
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JesusLovesRonwell posted:Hey, what up Colt? I knew you were a goon *adjusts glasses* i love you. i want to marry you
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I like your glasses.
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Just sharing a big bowl of bacon and potato chips with my mother-wife Debbie
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otter posted:I didn't get anything sincere from Rose aside from being sincerely looking for a meal ticket. Tbf I'd look for a meal ticket too if my front door was a flap made of dvd covers
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwEb7wSHzjE Family Chantel season 2 trailer. Looks okay. Has to be better than Strikes Back.
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AWarmBody posted:I don't think people would be making comments about his appearance if he weren't a piece of poo poo, abusive creep in personality. If anything, I was dance shaming him. He moves like a rhinoceros playfully cavorting with a butterfly. All humans, bar some kind of genetic mutation (oh no, I'm mutant shaming), have boobs of varying shape, size, and constitution and anyone with a pair of eyes (oh no, I'm enucleation/differently visioned shaming) can see that he has them. Thora fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Sep 11, 2020 |
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JesusLovesRonwell posted:Hey, what up Colt? I knew you were a goon You're showing yourself up here. You'll be embarrassed of your posts soon, hopefully. You can't apply character judgement when you body shame. Think about what you're saying to good people who have similar bodies to Ed or Colt.
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ultraviolence123 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwEb7wSHzjE Dammit, not these people again.
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Wow this Life After Lockup quarantine special somehow seems even more staged than the regular Life After Lockup, where you can practically see the cast reading from cue cards
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ultraviolence123 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwEb7wSHzjE Is she crying or did Pedro just jerk it all over her face in that thumbnail???
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