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Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.

Nap Ghost

We Got Us A Bread posted:

100% Darcy bought him that shirt.


He's already getting hit with allegations of sexual harassment/assault from some of the women he's done photoshoots with. Which, given the way he treated Rose more like an object than a person, isn't exactly hard to believe.

Goblin man acts like a scumbag

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2DCAT
Jun 24, 2015

cyberdead.





Gravy Boat 2k

A Fancy Hat posted:

I tried to give Ed a chance in the first episode, since the dude obviously has dealt with bullying and stuff like that in his life. But then you pretty quickly realize he wants to marry a child, takes no responsibility for his own issues, and cannot survive outside of an air conditioned bubble. He's not the worst person this season, but that's only because they've created a Rogue's Gallery of lovely people this year. My personal top 5 is:

1) Geoffrey for his abusive/stalking poo poo and how even in the context of the show you can see a lot of weird PUA/MRA poo poo going on
2) Lisa because she's also an abusive piece of poo poo who wants a "famous" husband without him actually seeing another human being again
3) Ed for the previously mentioned poo poo
4) Stephanie because she's throwing poo poo around while on camera so I can only imagine what heinous poo poo she does to her partners off camera
5) Ash because he's similar to Stephanie - he totally would have left Avery on the side of the road if the cameras hadn't been on

Thankfully we've had a few heroes emerge, mostly Ericka and her family but that boomerang dude was pretty sweet too.

What kind of messed up world do we live in where we're stuck with a Chantel family spinoff rather than an Adventures of Ericka and Boomerang Dude spinoff

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Great times call for great men


Nap Ghost

2DCAT posted:

What kind of messed up world do we live in where we're stuck with a Chantel family spinoff rather than an Adventures of Ericka and Boomerang Dude spinoff

That bit where Pedro gets to go to the dude ranch was almost fun but River ruined it like he ruins everything because he's a joyless gently caress

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001



Good Soldier Svejk posted:

That bit where Pedro gets to go to the dude ranch was almost fun but River ruined it like he ruins everything because he's a joyless gently caress

Pedros genuine smile at being a cowboy and doing cowboy things was the highlight of that show (of the 3 episodes I watched at least)

Also why was a dude ranch serving coconut rum

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006
TUBGIRL ENTHUSIAST



Good Soldier Svejk posted:

River ruined it like he ruins everything because he's a joyless gently caress

I've not watched huge massive chunks of the show, but River annoys me more than anyone else. He's the worst.

Slapdash
Mar 30, 2010


We Got Us A Bread posted:

He's already getting hit with allegations of sexual harassment/assault from some of the women he's done photoshoots with. Which, given the way he treated Rose more like an object than a person, isn't exactly hard to believe.

Holy poo poo in all the craziness this season I completely forgot about his office and house plastered with photos like a frat bedroom.

I was so in his corner at that point that I just chalked it up to him being proud of his work.

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010


2DCAT posted:

What kind of messed up world do we live in where we're stuck with a Chantel family spinoff rather than an Adventures of Ericka and Boomerang Dude spinoff

Needs more Igor.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007


Bloody Cat Farm posted:

Follow her on Instagram for confirmation. She’s the most negative, mean spirited person I’ve ever come across. Being in her life must be exhausting. I don’t feel bad for her husband, though.

Can confirm. She also still has the worst eyebrows of all time

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007



EL BROMANCE posted:

I've not watched huge massive chunks of the show, but River annoys me more than anyone else. He's the worst.

Dude straight-up called Pedro the n-word, and then acted shocked and innocent when Pedro tried to beat his rear end for it. Which, admittedly, did give us Pedro's excellent roundhouse kick to the fruit plate, but still.

DrVenkman
Dec 27, 2005


No idea if this makes it into the episode, but David was hilarious in leaked tell all:

He has spent about 300k on that site in total, and not a penny of it has gone to Lana. He doubles down on this claim. They even get Cesar on as some kind of intervention to tell him dude, you're dumb.

He also said he knows he's not getting scammed because he pays for a 'service' that weeds out the scammers.

Also, the unedited show is a really good counter to the claim "I'm not really like that, it's just editing." I didn't know BGL could get worse as a person, but she's a loving disgrace. I'm so happy she's being ripped off.

ultraviolence123
Jul 3, 2002


90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After season 5 trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qq7EPz__5Q

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
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That looks wild.

Tough to pick a favourite but I think it has to be ďThose are intestines.Ē.

2DCAT
Jun 24, 2015

cyberdead.





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ultraviolence123 posted:

90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After season 5 trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qq7EPz__5Q

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001



I hate Andrei but oh man is he going to drop some chud on TV

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

Internet Wizard posted:

It's worse, she's from NYC

It's worse. She's from Yonkers.

dovetaile
Jul 8, 2011



Grimey Drawer

Wait I thought our friend Paul wasn't allowed back in America?

Fat Albert in a can
Aug 20, 2006


These stupid forest elves have NO appreciation for how hard I work on my hair.


ultraviolence123 posted:

90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After season 5 trailer

I went from "ugh, more Colt" to "hell yes, more Colt" faster than I thought possible.

Larissa no longer looks like herself. I don't fully believe the "I want the body so I'm going to take pole classes" explanation. My guess is she came to the realization the only way to live the lifestyle she wants is to become a dancer/stripper. This is sheer speculation also, but I can't help but feel the attorney talking to her was sending a coded message of "Don't even THINK about escorting" when he was talking about how getting arrested again would lead to deportation.

Andlay and basic white bitch are a yawn. Pole and Kreeny are insufferable. I can't wait for this dumpster fire trainwreck of a season.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001



The Chuds Go To Moldova is extremely my poo poo

slow_twitch
Sep 21, 2005



Big Ang looking at ultrasound screen: "there's a baby in there!"
Doctor: "those are your intestines"
Big Ang:"oh"

Was one of the funniest things I've ever seen

Fat Albert in a can
Aug 20, 2006


These stupid forest elves have NO appreciation for how hard I work on my hair.


There is a baby in my intestine, I know my body!

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007


What is the biggest trainwreck show? Not just 90DF, in general. Looking for a complete riot. Tried Next Top Model but it's not quite insane enough. Thanks yalls.

2DCAT
Jun 24, 2015

cyberdead.





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ICHIBAHN posted:

What is the biggest trainwreck show? Not just 90DF, in general. Looking for a complete riot. Tried Next Top Model but it's not quite insane enough. Thanks yalls.

Maybe love after lockup?

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of


Itís 1000% Love After Lockup. I think Iíve posted a couple examples of insanity, please hold.

quote:


The mormon woman got her LA born and raised ex-con husband to visit Utah, then all her friends immediately tried to get him to join the Church, then she stole his ID and debit card so he couldn't leave

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


ICHIBAHN posted:

Tried Next Top Model but it's not quite insane enough.

You say this about a show where a grown woman was forced to apologize to a hat, girls were forced to sit in giant bowls of Greek salad in the sun for hours, and there was a beard wave. I'm not sure anything will qualify as "insane enough."

holtemon
May 2, 2019


ICHIBAHN posted:

What is the biggest trainwreck show? Not just 90DF, in general. Looking for a complete riot. Tried Next Top Model but it's not quite insane enough. Thanks yalls.

My all time favorite trainwreck isn't just one show, but the early 2000s VH1 series of Charm School and I Love Money. Best poo poo shows ever put on TV.

Good luck finding them though!

And holy crap that trailer.

DrVenkman
Dec 27, 2005


ICHIBAHN posted:

What is the biggest trainwreck show? Not just 90DF, in general. Looking for a complete riot. Tried Next Top Model but it's not quite insane enough. Thanks yalls.

ARE YOU THE ONE? on MTV. Particularly the most recent season.

Zedd
Jul 6, 2009

I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?




I need subs for LaL, I'd say I am fluent in english but those people speak so weird I sometimes can't follow.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.


Nthing Love After Lockup

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
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holtemon posted:

My all time favorite trainwreck isn't just one show, but the early 2000s VH1 series of Charm School and I Love Money. Best poo poo shows ever put on TV.

Good luck finding them though!

And holy crap that trailer.

Amazon Prime has them in Australia, along with Rock of Love, Daisy of Love and so on - basically the entire VH1 reality show catalog. Having never seen them I watched / had them on for far too many hours last year while off work for two weeks, recovering from surgery.

I only knew Ricki Lake as a 90ís talk show host before Charm School.

Deadite
Aug 30, 2003

A fat guy, a watermelon, and a stack of magazines?
Family.


Yeah Love After Lockup for sure. Itís the only show where half the cast start the season in prison and at least some of the cast end the season back in prison.

The Clint/Traci story is my favorite.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007


Yeah I've seen the lockdown shows, they're great. Sorry I should've said that

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.


Deadite posted:

Yeah Love After Lockup for sure. Itís the only show where half the cast start the season in prison and at least some of the cast end the season back in prison.

The Clint/Traci story is my favorite.

The goddess and the gremlin

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES


Happy to see POL hasn't just disappeared into the Amazon, at least. TLC is really swinging for the fences this year, 5 different 90 Day seasons before the end of the summer.

Boxman posted:

Its 1000% Love After Lockup. I think Ive posted a couple examples of insanity, please hold.

This sounds amazing and I need to know where I can watch it

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.


I tried to watch the first episode of the Quarantine show and it was kind of boring. Should I give it a second chance? Did any of you like it?

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Bloody Cat Farm posted:

I tried to watch the first episode of the Quarantine show and it was kind of boring. Should I give it a second chance? Did any of you like it?

Did you get to the part where Courtney is scamming a man into thinking they're in a relationship so she can live with him, but actually hates him?

2DCAT
Jun 24, 2015

cyberdead.





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One of my favorite lockup moments was when the mom was like "I know you all thought I got pregnant due to the holy spirit..." and all the kids are like "no, we actually didn't think that at all."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpFvCWOzqfY

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.


Internet Wizard posted:

Did you get to the part where Courtney is scamming a man into thinking they're in a relationship so she can live with him, but actually hates him?

Ok, yes. That WAS interesting. You got me there. What a poo poo show.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Great times call for great men


Nap Ghost

Don't sleep on Married at First Sight. I think a lot of it just got added to Hulu and they had to kick one of their multi-season experts off because she hooked up with one of the guys who got married.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Don't sleep on Married at First Sight. I think a lot of it just got added to Hulu and they had to kick one of their multi-season experts off because she hooked up with one of the guys who got married.

Was this the US version? Love the Oz and New Zealand versions.

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Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of


2DCAT posted:

One of my favorite lockup moments was when the mom was like "I know you all thought I got pregnant due to the holy spirit..." and all the kids are like "no, we actually didn't think that at all."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpFvCWOzqfY

the MAH GODDESS couple is flashier but this is the secret actual best couple of the show. The fact that the kids are just at the entire ordeal is amazing.

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