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Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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remigious posted:

Also lol at the pseudo goth girl with the kid named Druscilla.

I'm amused and saddened at all the dimbulbs in the 90df subreddit laughing at Drusilla's "made up" name.

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Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Nickle and Azan will never even be in the same country together, let alone get married

Calling it now, she is going to go over there on her own accord and "surprise" him.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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She gets to tell whoever will listen about :siren: MY FIANCE :siren:

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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Hazo posted:

I’ve been off work the last couple days while TLC has been replaying Before the 90 Days and I cannot believe what a relentless rear end in a top hat Darcy’s boyfriend is.

If I had to deal with someone as pissy and controlling and mopey and constantly drunk as Darcy, I'd be an rear end in a top hat also.

e: I will trow a loobooton at the head of anyone who argues with me about this

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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I'm giving you an appreciation ring.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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I will never understand why women want to move to countries where they are second class citizens. Love shmove, I'm not wearing a black burka/hijab/whatnot in 110 degree heat for anyone. India - cows are sacred. Women? Gang rape them then beat them to death. That is a cool and good society I want to be a part of.

E: just opened the app to get caught up. I’m torn between “oh loving hell, more Darcy” and drooling in anticipation of delicious schadenfreude.

Thora fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Aug 5, 2019

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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Darcy rolling around on the bathroom floor, dousing herself with Angel, and forgetting to add pants to her ensemble is my new #1 clip of all time.

Girl, wtf, one half spritz of Angel is enough for you, your twin, and the people in the adjoining stalls. Does she have no sense of smell? That has got to be the perfume with the most ginormous sillage, ever.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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WhyteRyce posted:

Has a single women from this franchise gone to a Muslim country and actually attempted to follow their customs

Avery converted and appears to be following the rules while in Lebanon but she’s only 19 so tomorrow who knows, she may decide she wants to be an astronaut or a princess instead of a dutiful Muslim wife.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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But more importantly, did you catch the eyebrows on the British guy's ex that they're going to hang out with? Dude might as well just walk around with a shirt on saying "Women with facial dysmorphia are my kink!".

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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Just what we all wanted, the thought of Coltee and his mom on a bed :barf:

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Darcey is manic depressive or something, isn't she

I shook the magic 8 ball and it told me borderline personality disorder with a touch of problematic drinking.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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3DCAT posted:

I need to know what becomes of the edible underwear :negative:

To friend picking him up at the airport: Here, I brought you something.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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Evelyn is terrible to him and always looks like she needs a shower.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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No, Jesse. Literally no one has said “gee, I wonder what he’s doing now and what projects he has going on.” I have had enough of him and Darzee. We need some new people taking a whorebath in the family restroom of an international airport to gawk at.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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This pleases me greatly, thank you.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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Maria: I’m not attracted to you, I loved what you did for me, you need to move on.

Caesar: Are you seeing someone else??

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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Sailor Cat posted:

in a thread about people moving to/from developing nations.

No, this thread is about laughing at idiots and their terrible life choices (which occasionally involves moving to developing countries).

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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Please tell me the next post on his timeline is a video of him doing the Chris Farley chippendales dance.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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I wasn’t going to watch this season but here I am, sucked in again.

Wine guy with the Brazilian girlfriend seems like an utter twat.

I burst out laughing in the break room at work when American girl in Russia who got knocked up by her trainer said “It’s his third kid with a third woman. Everyone makes mistakes, he just happened to marry his but we’re going to be different.” Mmm, yes, I see, go on...

This is going to be painful to watch :getin:

E: I was concerned my demographic (old, fat, blonde white woman) was not going to be represented this season but we have the beekeeping couple! They met in a Facebook group about beekeeping; how effing wholesome is that?? :3:

Thora fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Nov 12, 2019

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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Mursel’s wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead. That boy ain’t right. I was totally rooting for the beekeeper couple :(

My Russian culture story is my ggfather was a teacher there and ggma was a dairy maid for the church. She slipped up and had meat on a day she shouldn’t have and guiltily went to the priest to confess and he replied “Don’t worry about it, those rules are for the peasants.”

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

Angela is a hospice care nurse

She's a CNA. World of difference in responsibility and pay. Source: I was one (hospice nurse).

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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Internet Wizard posted:

That’s because she calls herself a hospice care nurse a few times

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I don't think I've ever met a CNA who did not call themselves a "nurse"

Yup, just take a sticky note, write “nurse” on it, and slap it on your chest. It’s the route I took and no one has caught on yet. If I’m wrong and she is in fact a nurse (could be an LPN, hospice does use those) I’ll let everyone draw straws to see who gets to spank me and tell me how terrible and wrong I am.

This season seems kinda slow and more scripted than usual. The one thing that boggles my mind the most is no one bothering to try and learn their SOs language. Languages are fun!

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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Con: No neck, rides a moped.

Pro: Rides a motorcycle on closer look this is a moped (making it not a pro), has a dog in his backpack.

Let me think on this one. Let me get back to you, because it is a dog in a backpack we are talking about here.

Thora fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Dec 18, 2019

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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She was saying something like “I now realize I can’t rely on anyone and I need to come up with a way to make money.”

I think she was expecting a no holds barred spending free for all and realized that he’s not going to let her go hog wild and it scared reality in to her.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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This sounds plausible as i am a certified internet neck expert https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klippel%E2%80%93Feil_syndrome

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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WASP Michael gets touchy when you mention independence and control? Well isn’t that a surprise.

E: WTF Nigerian Mykull?? “The time we spent, the money we spent”?? I did not hear a “we love each other and can’t be together” anywhere in the vicinity of those first two statements. Kinda tells you where his intentions lie :mad:

Thora fucked around with this message at 07:09 on Dec 23, 2019

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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Witchcraft is the future? So that's why all these hospitals are closing! Changing my career track to curandera, brb in a month.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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What does MarieAntoinettesLeftBreast have to do with... anything?

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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I'm not really up on the Dutch education system or wherever he went, but don't you need a masters to be considered a psychologist?

I went to his website to try and find some kind of CV and thought while it was loading, "How many times has Darcey loaded this webpage to get a Jesse fix? Probably an obsessive lot," and then I felt really dirty but not in the fun way.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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“I’m reposting this with a woke sounding disclaimer because I’m getting the jump on the people who will eventually find this and call me out on it.”

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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Cant just delete it because I look like such a ~*~hottie~*~

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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Can we volunteer Tania as tribute?

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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GrandmaParty posted:

All I want is for angela and bojangles to get together at the finale

:aaaaa:

:pray:

Finally, a happy ending.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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Fleta Mcgurn posted:

e: Are Dean and Tarik a couple? I love them!

They're brothers.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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What the gently caress was up with Juliana and Michael? Every time the camera cut to them they were sitting closer and closer until she looked like she was half on him and the next shot would be her on his lap like a human shield from the camera.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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:stonk:

That would be really concerning to find out. I can't imagine finding out about all that out months later, possibly on tv (please let it be found out on tv, schaden for the schadenfreude god and all that).

e: whoooa, hold up According to court records, Geoffrey served three years in federal prison from 2000-2003

Thora fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Feb 24, 2020

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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And it wouldn't be a shame if she was ugly? Just trying to follow the logic here.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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Garbage reality tv is my stupid guilty pleasure so I tend to know dumb poo poo like this. Remember Brett Michaels on the early aughties vh1 dating show and there was a tall skinny bimbo named Megan and she got a spin-off from that called “Megan wants a millionaire”. They kinda sorta screened the guys for millionaire status but no so much on other things. As far as I remember it was in the can and one episode aired and one of the guys murdered his SO. The show was pulled after that.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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Beauty and the geek was great. I was rooting for Chuck :allears: Google says he’s a neurosurgeon now.

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Thora
Aug 21, 2006

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We Got Us A Bread posted:

Reposted from my previous post..I feel like this should be on every page: https://starcasm.net/before-90-days-geoffrey-paschel-criminal-history-timeline/

When he was babbling about "I can't believe I was such a poor judge, I should have known better" etc etc, I was thinking buddy, your entire LIFE is a series of situations where you should have known better. You've hopped on that plane to Russia many times already, pal.

E:

We Got Us A Bread posted:

My wife, who's half-filipino and grew up in the Philippines said that the way Ed went about the STD test was the worst thing, culturally, he could have done.

Regarding the way Ed approached asking for an STD panel, what would have been the culturally correct way? Common sense says he should have said something like "I would like us to get tested, together, before we get physical." Would this have been a culturally appropriate response? Or is the whole subject something that "good" people don't discuss?

(Common sense would have also waited until sometime LONGER than the second night of knowing each other in person to ask such a thing; also in b4 "we wouldn't have a show if these people had common sense".)

Thora fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Mar 24, 2020

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