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My wife is a hardcore TLC junkie. We’ve been watching 90-Day since the 2nd season and honestly I’m glad it’s not another show about hoarding, babies, or hoarding babies. I have to agree with the peeps who think Kalani is sexy, but TOW’s Tiffany might have dethroned her. (Note: I have a type, and it’s chubby brunettes with big brown eyes). I’ve made a new game out of guessing how badly the promos are cutting people out of the original context of their statements. Sometimes it reminds me of that episode of Newsradio where joe re-cuts the baseball promo to make Bill say that he “likes boys and is on crack” The scene where Pao was being shown to refuse to let Russ’ mom touch the baby and it ended up she goes “oh I’ve been so selfish, I should change that. Here, play with the baby” was the worst. Also, I hope someone runs over Jay but at this point I am convinced it was all fake and Ashley deserves whatever he does from here on out.
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Martinpale posted:They've taken the Hell's Kitchen "next time" promos to a whole new level. Except for the Paul "running into the woods like he poo poo himself" (although he addresses the running in typically Paul-like fashion in that Cameo video) and the "is a terrorist" stuff. That's all legit. Maybe his brain processes things like a choose your own adventure. You have received a letter that calls you out and makes you accountable for your prior actions. Do you: A) call the office and try to explain the situation, potentially with a lawyer? B) give up, pack your copious amounts of safari gear and return to Kentucky? C) run wild-eyed through town as if your legs have been replaced with those of s newborn calf? You have chosen C. Good luck, idiot.
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Anime Store Adventure posted:I’m so glad the Nickel Smirk was brought up because it’s the one thing that gives me hate energy like nothing else. I don't know. The smirk is almost identical to when my 6 year old believes that he has outsmarted me. It's not as infuriating as say, Larissa's boyfriend's face. Every time I see his face I want throw my car in reverse, yell, "OOOOOPS!" and slam on the gas - so the only way I have to see his giant bug eyes is being swished left and right by the rear wiper. Every time he'd say, "what did I miss?" I feel like The Family Chantal is setting Winter up to get emotionally beat down. I know she agreed to be on the show but she seems like the closest thing to an innocent bystander the show has.
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Jul 31, 2019 08:47
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WhyteRyce posted:She's just as involved as the rest of the family with their garbage, she just doesn't say stupid poo poo about Einstein's apple theory like her mom. Jah straight up told her her parents are too involved in Pedro and Chantel's marriage (subtly implying she should also stay the gently caress out) and she said they had every right. I should have clarified that it looks like the show is setting her up, not the rest of the family. Looks from the previews that Jah is going to break her heart. But yeah, they are way too involved - but not quite Debbie/Colt/Larissa all living together overly involved but close.
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Aug 5, 2019 08:02
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WhyteRyce posted:So Tiffany's poorly thought out south American trip resulted in Daniel getting traumatized and Ronald probably relapsing psst.. it's South Africa. A little bit further right on the map/globe depending on the projection you are looking at. #mercator. Wife accused me of making the dreamy eyes when Tiffany was on, and called me out about her history of poor decision making. I pointed to the mustard yellow curtains in the living room and shrugged.
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Oct 8, 2019 07:18
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Is it possible that Tim got to Columbia and realized upon meeting this girl that he’s just not into her? My wife keeps on with the “uh, Tim must be gay” but he comes across like he just wants to go home. Can’t blame him. She’s kind of a jerk to him since he arrived. I’d be done with her nonsense in about 45 seconds. I’m just waiting for evelin to just tell Cory not to bother coming back.
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Divine Styler posted:I’m a professional teeth brusher. Look at me and my crippling debt. As much as I at first scoffed and thought "pssh, Syrian dentist, yeah I'm sure there's a ton of demand for hey-can-you-fit-me-in-for-a-cleaning in a war torn county" this made me think. Isn't crippling student debt something that's somewhat unique to the US?
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Nov 1, 2019 08:13
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I tried some lazy googling and was not able to find out what dental school costs are like in Syria.
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Nov 1, 2019 20:11
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Juxtaposed against a flat out over reaction about what you said before even asking, “ hey did you mean fleeing a murderous regime? Cause that’s not so much Canada”. Seriously, Sailor Cat you aren’t on this forum to right the ills of the world, especially in a thread about “haha Paul runs away a lot”. If you had bragged about going to Dartmouth I would swear you were my little sister. In case you are, Savannah - knock it off and tone it down. Lurk more, maybe.
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Nov 2, 2019 05:51
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The most painful thing for me was when the cute horny girl (can’t remember her name at the moment) made the banner for her dude from South Africa and it says “love, your suger”. The inability to spell gives me flashbacks to one of my ex girlfriends. Worse than Mursel awkwarding his way through being an instant dad.
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Nov 12, 2019 06:05
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Tania. That's her name. I was sort of half asleep when the airport thing happened but it seemed like she was trying to make her little scene and the janitor was just trying to do their job but stepping on their toes in the process. It's going to be fun to watch the couple implode the more the biological clock vs not wanting kids aspect comes up.
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Nov 12, 2019 06:59
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LoudPipesSaveLives posted:I thought Darcey was gross but her sister is even worse. I have a hard time deciding which is actually worse between the two of them. My wife asked me why Murcel kept talking about how great Turkey is and I had to break it down that people here in the US are so UScentric much in the way Murcel is. They just tend to think that what they have / where they are is the best and no other situation or place has anything to offer them. I used to work with a few people like that.
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In addition to begging everyone for what they are already paying for she can’t be bothered to charge her phone. That belongs in the awkward ugly and gross thread.
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WhyteRyce posted:$15k to feed 40 people how do you not just get up and leave when they try to pull that For real. My whole wedding including reception for 100 guests was substantially less than like $5000 and included all the food, her dress, my suit, photographer, rehearsal dinner etc. But I've never been a big fan of throwing oneself a prom. I had a nacho bar as part of the food, which was dope. And if I had to do it all again, I'd throw 50 pounds of pork into the treager and make pulled pork nachos too. Every time someone at my old office would get married someone would bring up memories of the nacho bar and the rad cupcakes we had. Good times, great grub.
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AWarmBody posted:I am convinced he's on the spectrum tbh. Bees bees bees -- communication with other humans isn't important unless we are talking about bees. Beads??
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Dec 28, 2019 06:20
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When this happened on the show I heard a “dook” of the tivo being paused and my wife looks over at me and says “would YOU be into having a 3-way?” And not with the tone of ‘tee hee let’s do this’ more of an accusation really. I stared at my Switch without blinking knowing that no good can come of this conversation, as it was the epitome of damned-if-you-do questions. I had already walked this bear trap laden hallway when I was still under anesthesia and she asked me which of her co-workers I thought were sexy. So I did what anyone in my situation would have done. I said, “I’m busy, leave me alone”. Thanks, Robert! (Wife has issues) Also, as much as I thought Tania was kind of sweet but a little dim at first, good lord that woman is a train wreck. otter fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Dec 30, 2019 |
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Dec 30, 2019 20:31
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Donovan Trip posted:I would've turned it around, "would YOU want a 3 way?" sort of accusatory, and point out it isn't the dude in the show trying to have one. She’s the super jealous type. She was cheated on by every dude she went out with before we met so it shaped her view of men. And we don’t have the same taste in women.
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Dec 30, 2019 21:06
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EL BROMANCE posted:Am on episode 6 after binging the season over the last few days, and every time Mursel is on screen this post gets in my head. Thank you. I was wondering about that myself. I assumed it’s some kind of South African dialect thing cause you know how the Dutch are with spelling and colonialism. Edit: afterthought: But what do we expect really? Their mom named her kids Tania and Tiana. If there’s one more she could be Anita and they’d all have the exact letters in their names. otter fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Jan 2, 2020 |
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WhyteRyce posted:WHO loving DOESNT LIKE BLUEBERRY LEMONADE My 7 year old. I picked him up from school one day and was drinking a Bai blueberry lemonade and he asked for a drink. He handed it back and said, “You should take that back. Whoever made it doesn’t know how to make lemonade”.
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Jan 3, 2020 08:48
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EL BROMANCE posted:this whole mess. You know, I get that culturally they are flippy outty about her having kids etc, and they agreed to lie about it, but seriously, what’s the harm in a couple of people half way around the world being left out of the info? It’s not like the kids are missing out on having the most awesome grandparents or something. Someone in their circle will invariably say, “well the kids are related to them now...” but no, they really kinda aren’t. They aren’t signing a contract to go to thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter dinners with these people. In a few years the kids will move out and it would be null. I mean F those Turkish grandparents for being lousy, but I fail to see how it impacts anyone. Even if they move back to Turkey eventually, are his parents going to monitor Anna’s emails or something?
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Sweet jeebus she’s actually blaming a rock for her behavior. I’ve heard of blaming the dog, but wow. I’ve never even considered blaming a rock.
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Jan 13, 2020 22:01
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I dunno, you know how much the Dutch like things that are white and colonialist...
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"before I was aware of the harm" she says... Is that because she has a lack of awareness of things in general? Or was the picture somehow taken in the year 1500? I remember in like 1987ish watching a film in school called something to the effect of "I is not for Indian*" and it was about how native peoples were you know, human beings with feelings and cultural history and how commoditization of their culture is not cool. Pretty sure that was before she was born. Also, even nobody involved in the Disney version of Pocahontas was under the false impression that it was accurate in any way. Crack a book, Tania. Dang. *the title came from the old alphabet runners that were above the chalkboards in classrooms where they had I standing for Indian and every other letter was an object and I was used for a group of people therefore reducing them to object status - and how Ice Cream would be more suitable.
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Jan 18, 2020 08:56
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Fat Albert in a can posted:Cant just delete it because I look like such a ~*~hottie~*~ A pocahottie. I guess pocatrainwreck was too hard for her to spell. #Illiterate #suger
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Jan 19, 2020 04:17
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It’s never made sense to me how people are so enthusiastic about breeding beyond their means. Robert’s kid doesn’t even have his own bedroom as far as I can tell. We’ve never even seen any of his other kids or evidence that they actually exist. I can’t imagine that driving Uber is going to pay all of his own bills let alone trying to put any of the kids in a better life starting position than he is now. I would never be content for my (2) kids to be as poor as I was as a kid. Beyond that, stop littering with children. Unless you’ve figured out a way to produce more resources than they consume you are doing the entire world a disservice.
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Auto Level Yoshi posted:sweet, now I can marry and tap that phat rear end Sorry to break it to you but if you scroll back a few months I clearly had dibs. Tiffany, sup girl? Call me.
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Feb 1, 2020 06:01
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:What is it with dudes on this show and wanting to touch, smell, and generally fondle women’s hair?
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Feb 12, 2020 04:08
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I think it’s about more than the cereal but did everybody miss that Sasha was at Betsy’s house and threw away Betsy’s food - who did not sign up for his services. F him for doing that. You have no right to take over someone else’s home and force them to do what you want them to.
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Feb 18, 2020 09:03
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Do you ever feel like you're watching the documentary called, "How Lisa Got HIV"? Her whole insistence that she's going to have unprotected sex with Nigeria's version of... I guess Soulja Boy(?) is super cringeworthy. I was making jokes about Geoffrey but then he said his kid died and so I felt super bad about it. But Olga's crepes look like rear end, so I might start again. #imadewaybettercrepeslastweekend
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Feb 24, 2020 07:28
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I can’t wait for season 12 when two (I almost called them contestants) participants on the show meet the same Nigerian guy who has been cat fishing / trying to marry them. Followed by Sister Wives: Nigerian K1 VISA Edition.
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Feb 24, 2020 22:14
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I expect that at the end of the episode there will be a black and white photo of Ed since he will be stabbed to death in the Philippines for that ring.
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Is it just me or is David a complete fuckwit? its like the new years eve ball dropping, just waiting for it to blow up in his face... 3... 2... 1....
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Frostbite Falls isn't the ONLY disputed territory in this guy's future. David: I know her so well, I've spent $100,000 with absolutely nothing to show for it. Ukranian girl: This is scam. I know. David: Oh no, I believe it. Everyone else is wrong! So now the punchline is that Williams from "London", the Ukranian mystery chat girl and Soljaboy are all the same guy. Come on TLC. Don't let me down. I love that he is obsessed with the fake accent done by an American actress hamming it up. He would have been in his late 20s when Ducktales came out. Wonder if he had a thing for Magica DeSpell too.
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Hazo posted:There was some egregiously bad manufactured drama editing by TLC when Lisa was sitting alone in the car and getting mad at hearing SojaBoy’s phone blowing up in the drivers’s seat, and meanwhile Soja is walking around outside the car with his phone in his hand. Maybe he has 2 phones? Or it was someone else’s? Or that specific footage of him with the phone in his hand was from a different time and looked more interesting than that specific moment in time ? There’s still a really good chance it’s manufactured drama. But what if?
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I love how he's all upset about being interrogated. Yeah, you kinda DO deserve it. Also Stephanie and Erika are sexy but you know there's going to be a gallon of crazy poured into a shot glass.
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Well, it's on TLC so... I think most people watching it either have cable, or are watching it on an app such as the TLC Go app. If you have a sibling / parent who doesnt use the streaming version of their cable package you can generally borrow it from them and log in
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Mar 30, 2020 06:44
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I like to think Darcy is more turning herself into the image of a used up has been porn star as an art project and that she's actually sophisticated enough to be able to spell most of those words. Then I think back to YOU HAVE TO CUT IT ON A BIAS!!! and snap back to our covid-drenched reality that she's somehow so self loathing that she will eventually start crying pure everclear.
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Mar 30, 2020 08:31
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:This is brilliant; also how do I loathe myself just enough to start crying beer? well, you have to drink a WHOLE LOT of it first, while self loating.
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Priorities, Fat Albert in a Can... priorities.
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