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Jan 31, 2003

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Pao used to be so fun. Then we got too much of her. I miss fun "Tas tas tas!" Pao.

I love Annie. She deserves so much better. Like a big buffalo.

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Three Olives posted:

Does Nicole have an intellectual disability? I'm not sure she could survive on her own, like, have a full time job, pay her bills, etc.

Nickel, it's pronounced Nickel.

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Jan 31, 2003

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Life after Lockup RULES.

Johnna is absolutely batshit crazy. Andrea is batshit crazy. So is the guy who married Alla. Just suuuper jealous and possessive.

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Donovan Trip posted:

I wanna meet the person who doesn't skip Russ and Pao

Season 1 Pao was so much fun :(

I wanna meet the person who doesn't skip Loren and Alexei.

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Jr. posted:

Anytime. It's like 90 Day Fiance except instead of foreigners it's prisoners.

The prisoners are the normal ones.

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I like Love After Lockup a bit more, mainly for how sane the prisoners are and how batshit their spouses to be are.

Except for poor Clint. He just wants to be a love goblin.

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Evelin

Please get that thing on your neck looked at

Like I'll send money

Just go see a dermatologist

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God love after lockup is so good. Cheryl is such a loving nutjob. And I love amber and Vince creeps me out so much

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EL BROMANCE posted:

I’m still not at the stage where I remember who is who... Amber is the girl who wants nothing to do with the broke brained army guy right? Which one is Cheryl, as ‘loving nut job’ describes most of them to a tee.

I've been calling her Snaggie if that helps. That one tooth, man.

Then again Angela is called Olaf because of her one tooth.

Yeah, amber is the girl who loves Puppy.

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ANNA children chok guto my bees :(



God the dinner with Michael's ex wife and Juliana was amazing. That one was real. So passive aggressive.

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Jan 31, 2003

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Can't wait for pillow talk with bojangles

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I just want Michael and Angela to go away

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Demon Of The Fall posted:

I don't know why she's not like "okay I'll sign your prenup but this is the poo poo I want" and go from there. Maybe because she's young and does't know what to do, but she has power and can negotiate whatever the hell she wants. Like I want an apartment paid for if we divorce, I want $10k a month for the next 10 years, etc.

I negotiate a lot of prenups. She's actually acting pretty accurate to the experience. A lot of times the lower earners dont know what they need or want or would be reasonable.

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Demon Of The Fall posted:

Since you do prenups, what do you think would be fair for her to ask for from this guy?

Depends on what he makes, what he has, the laws of the state regarding marital property, what her earning capacity is, and if they plan to have kids.

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ChesterJT posted:

They went to a 3rd party mediator. You don't think it was explained to her in depth what it is and how it works? Just because you didn't see it on tv doesn't mean it didn't happen. Even if he didn't explain it to her in detail (which again we don't know didn't happen), that mediator for sure did.

That third party mediator still couldn't give her legal advice.

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All I want is for angela and bojangles to get together at the finale

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2DCAT posted:

Yeah... Angela really needs to go away at this point

Darcey too, please

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Jan 31, 2003

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Varya is adorable and deserves better.

I'm also living for Usman and Giant. They're hilarious.

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Jan 31, 2003

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God I want Igor to do pillow talk in English. He's the best person on this show since Bojangles.

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Salty Josh posted:

Igor fucks

That's word for word what I told my wife when Igor appeared on screen

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HungryMedusa posted:

Will u marry me *50 heart emojis*

If yes send gift thru website

If no send two

Oh my God! The Williams! Is that you? You're alive and your accent is so sexy!

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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

I still can't get over the fact that the home Rose lives in literally has bootleg DVDs as a front door. I mean, I'd gently caress Ed if I lived like that.

I feel so goddamn bad for her and anyone that has to live like that.

I'm pretending someone rich has messaged her and will take care of her because fame is their fetish

I also think that anfisa watches lana and thinks "Amateur"

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Love After Lockup had the cringiest moment in the first season. James and Alla. She starts fading really fast and there's a scene where she's like a walking corpse in a restaurant. She blames it on pregnancy.

She was dope sick.

The relationship dynamics in 90 day fiancee are unequal. The relationship dynamics in Love Aftet Lockup are completely hosed up.

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Taintrunner posted:

David lucked out and he loving knows it. Annie is a queen no matter what, she knows what she wanted and the two of them have made it work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQs0WdT64iw

I don't wanna say too much about my personal life, but my now-wife proposed to me after 90 days of dating and I have a weird attachment to this show.

Annie is loving amazing and he knows it and treats her as such. That's why they work.

They also hustle HARD on cameo.

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henpod posted:

Sumit really is a mystery. Jenny has no money and is old. He must have some kind of granny fetish or is so desperate to have a white woman. Or, he actually does love her, which is weird but sweet. It's so odd, I want to know what's going on in his head. Shes gonna be legit old when he hits middle age if they get married.

I discussed it with my wife and we came to the conclusion that Jenny's pussy game is ridiculous.

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God LALU is the best train wreck. Especially John, who forced Kristianna to marry him within 30 minutes of meeting her.

Also John had a food allergy, which is why his lip is so hosed up.

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Pretty sure Kenny's culture shock is rigga Morris. Otherwise it'd be too wholesome to watch.

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Fat Albert in a can posted:

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e: Wooooooow, this Lindsay chick is a royal see you next Tuesday. How many episodes before she gets physical on guy with the allergic reaction looking lip?

The level of entitledness Lindsay and the tattooed chaos elemental in Las Vegas have is higher than anyone I've seen on 90DF.

Listen, she and shrimp lip had a deal. She gets what she wants, he gets what he wants. He broke the deal.

Nothing at any point has been about love for them.

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Escape_GOAT posted:

Michael is just the worst for kicking Corey Feldman out of his house.

And teenage Edward Norton keeps getting cock blocked by his mom.

I want Bojangles back. He is a man of pure good.

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Extra Large Marge posted:

Imagine being 27 and complaining that your parents are cockblocking you.

We joke that Mom's got an ironclad "No one nuts in my house" rule.

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holtemon posted:


And speaking of gross, what did weed Avery do to her face?? She was always the best looking woman on that show, in my opinion, and now she looks all fake.

I don't like to comment on women's appearances but Jeniffer K (Gun Tim's Colombian girlfriend) is incredibly gorgeous.

Her mouth does an upturn at the corner and it's just amazing.

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holtemon posted:

Oh, I didn't mean for it to come out like that.

I just don't understand why any girl wrecks their face with bad plastic surgery. Do a tummy tuck or get your boobs bigger or whatever but just leave your face alone.

One of the fun things about reality TV is seeing who immediately gets work done after the show.

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Mohamed makes Asuelu look like a fuckin rocket scientist. Imagine marrying the stupidest man on earth and having him think he gets to be the boss.

I also want more of Shaheeds family. Her grandma is adorable. Bilal can eat my rear end.


But by far my favorite is still Anfisa, who got jacked as gently caress and got a business degree. loving icon.

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Extra Large Marge posted:

I have no idea, it's completely baffling.

Ari just has her ex-husband around all the time. He's in some kind of advisory role.

There's a video of them doing bjj and Bini is a complete loving douchebag. Dude is very visibly saying "I give up" and Bini is cranking on his neck and ignoring the tap.

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meatpimp posted:

I picked up watching this season a few days ago. It's kinda a trainwreck, but I'm digging it.

But then, I got caught up. :(

While I'm waiting, what are some other seasons that would be interesting to watch?

Before the 90 days season 5.

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2DCAT posted:

Legit confused why the LA person is heading back to Egypt. This is just to be on TV and for clout right??

I'm just amazed at every woman trying to go to the middle east and going shocked Pikachu face when they realize they have a vastly restricted amount of freedom.

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Extra Large Marge posted:

Then the other way, you have the eastern European women who are surprised that Nebraska, Iowa, and rural Oregon are very different from New York City

It's fine. They are going to model

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Extra Large Marge posted:

I mainly keep watching this show for the oafs. So many slow moving, hairy, befuddled men, completely bewildered by the world around them.

Oh man. Love without borders had Shreyas, who was the definition of this.

Love without borders was such a loving shitshow. I loved it.

Mael was the only hero. I loved that French ratboy.

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HungryMedusa posted:

The Before the 90 season with Ben and Mahogany and Gino and Jasmine had some pretty funny moments

Who's my gringo Bonito?

"Meeeeeeeeeee"

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Jose on 90 day uk makes Asuelu look like a brain surgeon. I adore him.

Their editors are a lot less heavy handed and exploitative it seems.

Shane is also a delight.

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