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Hi kids, I'd like you to meet your new mom. She's 20 years younger than me and is only here because I told her I was rich. Also she hates you so you'll all need to leave the house in the next few hours. Please help me try to make this work.
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Hi Mom, I'd like you to meet my new wife. She was kicked out of Brazil for being too obnoxious. Also she hates you so you'll need to leave the house in the next few hours. Please help me try to make this work.
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Dec 31, 2018 17:40
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My new husband is having trouble finding a job in the States because his only job skills involve smashing coconuts with a rock.
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Dec 31, 2018 17:46
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Colonel Cancer posted:Huh so international sex trafficking is a reality show now I don't think there is a whole lot of sex going on in most of these connections.
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Dec 31, 2018 21:10
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yeah I eat rear end posted:The evidence of that is pretty blatant since they clearly slapped a fake beard and a wig on steven to play his own "lawyer". Seriously, those dudes are the same people. I refuse to believe otherwise. I liked this 90 day fiance lawyer the best  He looks like he posts here.
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Dec 31, 2018 21:15
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My Linux Rig posted:most of the people I’ve seen on this show don’t have much money to take. they’re usually living in an apartment or with their parents When they do get fleeced it's pretty rough. Jbali married a large Ohio woman, cleared out her checking account, maxed out her credit cards then just skipped town.  I'm surprised this guy didn't get deported, but she wanted to try and work it out.
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Jan 1, 2019 15:03
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Miz Kriss posted:Oh my god, last season was a plethora of trainwrecks combined into a giant fireball of disaster. Other than the Dutch guy and the 40 year old woman trying to be 20, there was the Nigerian guy who only was gonna be with this old white trash lady was because he thought all Americans knew Donald Trump. She went to Nigeria with him and she was extremely excited to buy cartons of discount cigarettes at the local bazaar. I think he ended up stealing 200 bucks out of her checking account then splitting.
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Jan 1, 2019 18:15
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I don't think I saw this particular episode
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Jan 2, 2019 02:01
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M_Sinistrari posted:Chantal's family was insane with the insisting of the Dominican Republic sex ring to marry Americans being led by Pedro's mother. I also thought they were horrible to his family out in the country. I did like how Chantal complained about not having any money while Pedro played video games on a new neon lighted PC gaming rig, complete with dual monitors and steering wheel.
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Jan 2, 2019 16:40
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Colt's cousin John who is always wearing at least two "Friendly's" branded articles of clothing at any given time Even at the wedding!
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Jan 2, 2019 17:55
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Renegret posted:okay pedro did a lot of things wrong but he was in the right when he got in a fist fight with his fiance's brother I think that relationship is the most scripted one. Pedro kicking over a conveniently placed table of snacks is straight out of the WWE.
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Jan 3, 2019 18:59
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patb01 posted:I know Jorge is one of those people who makes things worse by being an idiot. Jorge told his fiance he was rich, but that was based upon money he planned on making in the future.
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Jan 4, 2019 17:16
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BrigadierSensible posted:Sorry for the silly and racist question: There was one guy from England, but his visa got denied because he had an old habit of getting real drunk and fighting people. There also was a guy from Israel in one, pretty dull though. Everything went fairly smoothly.
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Jan 5, 2019 16:22
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Coltee is back, with a new tough guy goatee.
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Jan 7, 2019 22:26
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It's proper etiquette to wear cargo shorts to sham marriages.
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Jan 8, 2019 16:04
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rear end cobra posted:Highlight of that season is Jesse talking about how folding new york pizza "is not etiquette, babe" His parents seemed pretty cool 
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Jan 8, 2019 19:15
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:This series is amazing They seem to be either old and divorced, secretly gay, extremely weird, or a combination of all three. Instead of coming to terms with whatever personal problem they have they hitch their gigantic bag of poo poo to some naive foreign girl who's in search of the American dream.
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Jan 8, 2019 20:16
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Min_sora posted:Darcey is absolutely desperate for fame (although, actually, the Dutch guy seemed that way too). Her and her sister tried to have some twin reality show back before they both wrecked their faces, and they even made a song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XVk8QvWEQ0 Enjoy. Hahahahahahahaha
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Jan 9, 2019 15:41
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yeah I eat rear end posted:yeah but I swear i read somewhere that the documentary wasn't exactly truthful. In the Catfish movie Nev travels to rural Upper Michigan to meet a woman claiming to be a beautiful model and an 8-year-old child prodigy artist who also happens to have her own art gallery in rural Upper Michigan. He either knew what was going to happen and wanted to film a yooper train-wreck, or he is the biggest dumb-rear end on planet earth.
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Jan 9, 2019 17:38
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Paul Zuvella posted:Have you ever seen the film? There is a pretty overt air of skepticism on everyone's part, including Nev, about the authenticity of any part of the story. A huge part of the movie is Nev talking about, even though he knew that she was not real, he was still disappointed for some reason. I did see the movie, I think Nev's skepticism and disappointment were all apart of the act. Nev and his brother knew it was fake, so they conned the people trying to con them. It resulted in a pretty entertaining movie and a lot of success for them.
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Jan 10, 2019 20:58
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MarcusSA posted:It’s also possible (and likely) that neither of them are “victims”’ but just terrible people. Yeah, it's pretty hard to single out a "victim" most of the time. It's more like watching two people play chicken.
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Jan 11, 2019 23:08
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Seven Hundred Bee posted:he lied about being rich, sold a bunch of weed to buy her things to seem like he was rich, and she wanted a green card Because now she gets to stay in the US without ever seeing him.
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Jan 16, 2019 01:08
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WhyteRyce posted:Also I'm disappointed this thread isn't giving more appreciation for the ninja turtle rear end penguin batman rear end bitch moment. That was peak show for me. It was the absolute perfect thing to say.
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Jan 24, 2019 19:35
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Account McAccount posted:Maybe it was that 10 year financial dependency thing Ashley was talking about; rich guy was aware and didn't want to be responsible for her so he made some other poor sap have to deal with it. You don't become a big shot rich guy by writing a lot of checks.
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Jan 26, 2019 02:04
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There are a lot of stupid people on this show but Paul is on another level. Like he got kicked in the head by a mule or something.
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Feb 8, 2019 16:51
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WhyteRyce posted:Any dream lineup has to include Darcy yelling at psycho dude for not cutting steak on the bias I could see them getting back together just to get on TV, even though they obviously hate each other.
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Mar 14, 2019 00:05
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WhyteRyce posted:Maybe at the start but you can see a clear regression with each new haircut He looks like he's slowly being poisoned.
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Mar 22, 2019 14:44
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Colt, you're fat and bad at sex. Also, I need you to kill your mom.
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Mar 25, 2019 14:21
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Paul is on a new level of weird, and he doesn't even have to try at it.
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Mar 28, 2019 15:41
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WhyteRyce posted:Can we talk about Pedros sweet gaming rig It gets bigger every season! Pedro wants to go back to the Dominican Republic. Chantel doesn't seem to like him anymore. Yet here they are.
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May 7, 2019 14:22
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baw posted:holy poo poo i hate when chantal's mom tries to speak spanish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jyGsKOzEVE
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May 9, 2019 14:11
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Colte orders pre-mixed poison online to kill his mother and/or wife.
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May 14, 2019 19:49
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WhyteRyce posted:I very much enjoyed the apathetic you'll be with the cat line from Pedro We can only hope
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May 21, 2019 17:26
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Piggy Smalls posted:That Ecuador chick is using that idiot backwoods living whitey. It’s more of a trainwreck show than the original series. I did like how he just hands her giant wads of cash
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Jun 10, 2019 02:24
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Grem posted:What's amazing is I don't think anyone gets out of this show any more messed up than when they came in. Everyone except Jorge who is in prison right now. But it might not be related to the show, unless his wife TOLD him to store 300 pounds of marijuana in his car.
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Jun 10, 2019 14:14
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gret posted:e: LOL Colt at the bail bondsman is hilarious. Mr. Tony was a class act
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Jun 17, 2019 18:48
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rear end cobra posted:this season really picking up at the end, what an absolute incredible moron every single person except dad andrei is But that means you missed seeing the kiddie pool she is going to give birth in at home.
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Jun 24, 2019 16:31
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WhyteRyce posted:how do you empty out a home birth kiddie pool Dump it in your neighbor's yard during the dead of night.
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Jun 24, 2019 20:24
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WhyteRyce posted:I think that died and she knows her and Russ are about to be relegated to What Now webisode status so she's calling up Juan to add drama "Juan, I need you to come to america so you can call my husband a pussy right to his face. POST HASTE!"
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I'm guessing he somehow overthought his cow poo poo shoveling job
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