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Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

...! posted:

lol i like this guy's theory about ross

Gggfcgjjiugghvredditor for 1 week -3 points 8 hours ago

Probably he doesn't even exist. His "mom" appears out of nowhere giving speeches to gullible libertarians trying to get them to engage politically. It's a psyop, like so many others.

Oh he has a "mom" who "loves" him and is "concerned for his wellbeing"? How very convenient, I must say. Classic CIA MKULTRA tactics

# ¿ Jan 3, 2019 12:28

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 01:27

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

I bet this so-called "mom" doesn't even have a reddit account

# ¿ Jan 3, 2019 12:29

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Pimblor posted:

well obviously i meant in this thread, this year

buttshitcodeturdcoinohgodwhywontthisstupidshitdie

don't sign your posts

# ¿ Jan 3, 2019 14:44

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

derp posted:

listening to that guy whine was a graet way to start my morning. tx.
i can't believe bits are still producing laughs. i literally cant. i didn't come back to the thread for so long cause i thought 'what could they even be talking about there anymore'

Giggle high, chuckle low, you'll still make funny. that's the magic of laffcoin

# ¿ Jan 3, 2019 17:10

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

...! posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware / Software Crap > YOSPOS > Bitcoin: It seems sad, but people celebrate!

# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 11:30

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

her body is a 10 year old blockchain but her soul is a 40 year old merkle tree

# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 18:46

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Wheany posted:

okay, so now we're in the year 1993 of internet adoption. world wide web was invented 4 years ago, and was released outside CERN 2 years ago. usenet has existed for a decade now. pop protocol has existed for 9 years and pop3 has existed for 5 years. imap has existed for 7 years.

i'm sure bitcoin has similar useful applications built on top of it that people are actually using

let me tell u about a little thing called the lightning network,

# ¿ Jan 5, 2019 15:21

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Boxturret posted:

i thought it was an arctic fox

are you saying to me that the DDCT was an AFDCT all along? how long have you been keeping this bombshell a secret from us?!

# ¿ Jan 5, 2019 19:44

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

do you suppose they put a tablecloth over it when the parents visit

# ¿ Jan 5, 2019 20:25

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Ghostlight posted:

despite recent revelations in the bitcoin space i am going to continue to use dog dick coffee table because you simply can't drop coon cock coffee table into a sentence without also making sure that everyone knows you're using it as the shorthand for a raccoon, the animal, and in no other context, just for the alliteration.

God help me I just went and GISed it and it looks nothing like a raccoon, except that it has a big poofy striped tail like a raccoon.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 13:52

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

fisting by many posted:

probably should have done without that "i'm too white to go to jail" letter too

I'm guessing it would probably have worked on the right judge

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 19:47

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Sedge and Bee posted:

im sorry i guess im the only person here who knows new world mammals

a cacomistle is a procyonid, the same family as raccoons, native to central america, but not brazil

these are the things you need to know to get ahead in the crypto antiques business. next thing you know you'll tell me you don't know how to distinguish between a civet cock coffee table and a binturong bellend coffee table.

I guess I missed that episode of Lovejoy

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 19:48

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Sedge and Bee posted:

are you british or just really old, because mentioning lovejoy makes me wonder

British. I would have substituted an American equivalent to Lovejoy but I don't know one.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 20:03

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

...! posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/Archer_IRL/status/1079696223366467586

he is legally accountable for any defamation he commits, it's just that saying that ross attempted to hire hitmen isn't defamation, on account of it being true

# ¿ Jan 7, 2019 12:30

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

in a just world the feds who caught ross would be in jail now for Carl Mark Force Negative Four

# ¿ Jan 7, 2019 16:41

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Nenonen posted:

Mr. Gerard David is only interested in making money - yet his fiat money isn't real.

If he was interested in making bitcoins then all would be forgiven

# ¿ Jan 7, 2019 17:02

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

eth classic is the one where the DAO hack isn't rolled back right?

# ¿ Jan 8, 2019 00:25

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

...! posted:

deadcomefebruary 120 points 5 hours ago

When I responded to an email saying, "you seem to have the qualifications in an employee that we are looking for. Attached are documents for your employment. We will contact you with further instructions when you sign and return the documents."

I spent several days debating, before finally saying...well, the email and documents seem legit...okay.

I signed the documents. I followed their instructions and...turns out it was legit, legal, safe.

I now work remotely and finish my job before 11am most days. Today I made $260 before 10am and I am free for the rest of the day.

loving cant believe that putting my trust in an email actually saved my financial situation.

deadcomefebruary 46 points 4 hours ago

I'm a payment processor for a bitcoin company.

They send me money, I buy bitcoin from bitcoin ATMs around the city which I send to the wallet that they designate.

I noticed that these posts are heavily upvoted, whereas particularly stupid posts from reddit seem often to be downvoted. why do you think people are upvoting these posts

are they voting them up because they get what's going on and found it really funny? because they are bitcoiners and they have evaluated this guy's situation just as uncritically as he has and are pleased that he's onto a winner? because upvotes are good for bitcoin? number go up??

# ¿ Jan 8, 2019 11:22

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

bbc article about the kidnapping https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46808777

# ¿ Jan 9, 2019 15:58

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

...! posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/Rhythmtrader/status/1084532918419161089

who should play satoshi? im thinking will ferrel

# ¿ Jan 13, 2019 23:33

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

jk rowling wrote it, it's canon

JKR!Harry: Gosh that Voldermort bloke is a bit of a bad egg, crikey

EY!Harry: I wish I was more like Voldemrt, guys. he has the right ideas.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2019 14:16

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

lol i just stumbled on this while looking up the bruces just now

https://twitter.com/brucewagner/status/1066858094032867328

throwing caution to the wind these days I see

next he'll be tweeting about how defrauding people in mortgage arrears is actually good, not bad like society wants you to think

# ¿ Jan 15, 2019 23:07

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

...! posted:

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/t9oSbSF

why have they smeared poo poo all over that nice new wall

# ¿ Jan 15, 2019 23:09

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

...! posted:

Trevor Noah of the Daily Show Takes a Cheap Shot at Bitcoin at (1:27) (self.Bitcoin)
submitted an hour ago by xelephonte

His joke wasn�t funny at all and not because I�m a Bitcoin HODLer but it just wasn�t funny. He was mocking Bitcoin�s volatility as a stupid reason for the state of Ohio to start accepting BTC. I�ve never been a big fan of Trevor Noah, I feel like he tries way too hard under Jon Stewart�s shadow. But, his argument is kinda lame. Bitcoin isn�t really any more volatile than the Dow Jones,

Ohio should definitely start accepting the Dow Jones

# ¿ Jan 16, 2019 11:09

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

BMan posted:

The Urbit address space is now live on the Ethereum blockchain. We�re calling it �Azimuth� and you can find it at 0x223c067f8cf28ae173ee5cafea60ca44c335fecb or azimuth.eth. Owners of Azimuth �points� (galaxies, stars or planets) can use Bridge to manage them and view their balance now.

Sometime in the next few days, owners of Azimuth points will be able to boot Arvo, the Urbit OS, from their Azimuth point and request access to one of our �cities�: private communities for chat and discussion

child porn sharing hubs also blockchain something something. got it

# ¿ Jan 18, 2019 10:50

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Yo mama so slow and bloated... she belongs on the blockchain

# ¿ Jan 18, 2019 15:02

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-46905475

lol anyone have links to these?

# ¿ Jan 18, 2019 17:33

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Soricidus posted:

that�s ... literally the opposite of what those characters mean, wtf google

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# ¿ Jan 20, 2019 15:21

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Shame Boy posted:

special list of morons

its called r/bitcoin

# ¿ Jan 21, 2019 11:01

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Splicer posted:

its called and wants its apostrophe back

sorry i will give it it's apostrophe's in future

# ¿ Jan 21, 2019 12:04

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

gschmidl posted:

John McAfee got into D&D

uh this is extremely :wrong:

john mcafee fucks whales, which are mammals.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2019 20:29

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

...! posted:

How can you expect basic bitch betty to care about Bitcoin when just mentioning nodes, spv wallets and memonic seed phrases is enough to make her audibly huff, sigh and even nauseate her.

yeah, same

# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 18:28

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Elysiume posted:

radio buttons?!?!?!?! jef fatwood you've done it again

# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 11:53

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

friendly fraud from your cheating chum, misbehaving mark

# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 19:57

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

BMan posted:

mark did nothing wrong

mark "malfeasance" zuckerberg is a disgrace to the respectable name of mark

# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 20:18

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

i loving hate the banksters, i mean you just try to handle a little stolen money, like anyone would do, and suddenly you can't get a bank account any more. where do they get off

# ¿ Jan 27, 2019 14:25

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Sedge and Bee posted:

Yeah, it's funny because the zapatistas are definitely anti-state. But they aren't anti-the-concept-of-social-organization, which is really what coiners seem to be.

what if margaret thatcher, but on the blockchain

# ¿ Jan 28, 2019 12:41

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

...! posted:

smart (not zombic) people

# ¿ Jan 28, 2019 15:34

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

*staggering around, groaning zombically* Bit coins... bit coins...

# ¿ Jan 28, 2019 15:35

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 01:27

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

i am about to go to a programming conference, i wonder if i will encounter any butt coiners (unlikely as i will huddle by myself and not make eye contact with anyone like a good nerd)

# ¿ Jan 29, 2019 14:29

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