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Pardot posted:anything remotely related to bitcoin is dumb even ruthlessly mocking it?
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 01:45 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 22:32 |
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:i think you're allowed to get to first base with an animal bc that's how the farmers milk that prize bull semen I don't think of myself as particularly prudish, but what the gently caress is second or third base in an analogy where first is a handjob to completion?
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 20:22 |
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how brave of him to challenge the already underfunded enforcement arm during a government shutdown
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 21:12 |
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...! posted:partial government shutdown. i'm pretty sure the irs is still running partially running. for example, they aren't processing refunds, and they were already understaffed for enforcement before this. taunting the skeleton crew that's left is hilariously pathetic
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 22:13 |
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...! posted:Let it sink in: Apple lost more marketcap in one day than the whole markedcap of BTC. (self.Bitcoin) just one company was able to lose the entire footprint of the cryptocurrency economy in a single day and still remain one of the most powerful companies in the world. rather than see this as an indication of how insignificant my hobby money really is, I'll just imagine all that money enriching me because
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2019 02:46 |
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...! posted:gammabum 1 point 6 hours ago* so much to unpack here - this plan hinges on number go down, which is not something butters usually predict - controlling government is not a thing that happens as a result of this plan, but as a prerequisite (making them seize an asset at a specific time) - not to mention timing the peak - but you're timing the peak without selling, instead relying on the government to seize your assets for your debt as a roundabout way of selling (???) - part of the plan is to spend money taking the government to court with the expectation you will lose - and it's supposed to be repeatable??????
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 08:06 |
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tbf, mycrimes.txt is such cartoonishly bad opsec that it's not a huge leap for even the mildly conspiracy minded to assume it's fake/planted the feds probably couldn't believe their eyes when they saw it
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 15:34 |
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Paladinus posted:I can't believe all I have to do is drop small packs of artisan flour to specified locations! A bit strange the boss promised to cut me if I try the flour, but whatever, the money is great! deadcomefebruary indeed
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2019 02:23 |
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...! posted:arkatekt617 (deleted by user)0 points22 hours ago this twist* ending fills me with mirth *obviously it's not that surprising, but the reveal still has great comic timing
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2019 04:01 |
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Boxturret posted:i used all my money to buy bitcoin which i then sold to buy more bitcoin also I borrowed the money
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2019 08:14 |
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One-Man-Bucket posted:- There are no signs that she is not alive, says Tommy Brøske. uhhhh, hopefully this is a translation quirk, because this is an ominous-as-gently caress way to convey this information
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2019 15:38 |
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I thought garry davies died in prison in the 80s
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2019 02:37 |
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...! posted:
p sure you just invented hell dude
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2019 03:29 |
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Sedge and Bee posted:20% of Bitcoin's daily trading volume generated by a single project quote:no one can stop VeriBlock from doing what they are doing. or anyone else lol how many layers of tragedy of the commons can we pile on one dysfunctional community
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2019 15:46 |
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jre posted:Why the gently caress didn’t they sell some at 900k and pay off the loan one of my former co-workers was into cryptocurrency, and to his credit, he did this pretty close to the peak. he sold enough to pay for his initial investment (not a loan) and the taxes (!!!) on the gains and is just holding the rest long-term to "see what happens" for as much as I disagree with touching the poop on principle, I can't fault his approach
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2019 16:24 |
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ymgve posted:cant they just go 888 and have triple prosperity this is what my neighbors did for their minivan's vanity license plate, so I think you're onto something
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2019 15:41 |
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BMan posted:google weather stopped showing me the frog. why is the frog gone I'll find my frog who took my frog who found my frog
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2019 18:53 |
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"I used my son to legally shield me from consequences and they didn't buy it. "
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2019 16:49 |
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for the love of satoshi, continue having these meetings in public
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2019 15:46 |
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are silicon valley, entourage, and the wolf of wall street even in the same vein as each other?
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2019 01:41 |
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CampingCarl posted:is 1-2 quarters to go from funding to premier a more or less realistic goal than somehow using it to fund a mission to Mars by 2021? that part almost seems like tongue in cheek "in on the joke" shenanigans. "haha we get that this is a really ambitious timeline -- see, we even claimed our entertainment company is going to field a mission to space" but who am I kidding, of course it's a sincere claim. even if they don't mean it, they do want the "investors" to believe they're serious
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2019 02:46 |
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Shame Boy posted:why does he keep saying this, where did he even get that idea, it's so incredibly obviously false i feel like typing it into google would put me on some special list of morons it feels like he's just waiting for someone to challenge it, so he can launch into a whole screed about how most fiat transactions are fake, and even the real ones are using imaginary fiat money unlike the real stored value of bitcoin
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2019 04:02 |
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Gazpacho posted:Posted byu/Grevio redditor for 1 week19 hours ago don't living things usually like to have a stable temperature that isn't just heaters running 100% all day?
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2019 17:45 |
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Nenonen posted:u misspelled werehows I love how on a full moon
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2019 02:25 |
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jfc following the d&d book with this made my brain spend way too long trying to make it an alignment chart.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2019 20:42 |
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...! posted:Bitcoin wasn't easy.... (self.Bitcoin) was... was this the letter?
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2019 00:04 |
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if there's one thing I know, it's that talking about ongoing legal charges against you is always a good idea
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2019 01:08 |
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Ghostlight posted:i haven't paid taxes for eight years because it's not illegal all I did was taunt them directly and tell them to "come find me." that they would come find me is outrageous and I am appalled at this clear act of aggression on their part
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2019 01:18 |
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Suspicious posted:only the deluded post on r/Bitcoin. the buyers who realized how stupid it all is left quietly and you don't hear from them an internet community that doesn't engender grandiose "why I'm quitting" posts? maybe they're doing at least one thing right no they aren't. it's probably the threats and harassment to "traitors" that have this effect
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2019 15:37 |
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...! posted:who the hell names their kid a nickname rather than the full name? gotta search elizabeth to have any idea at all, not betty so basically there's no good way to know how popular the moniker "betty" is in terms of people who actually go by that, but it's very misleading at best to cite statistics for elizabeth can we ditch this boring-as-gently caress derail squabble now?
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 22:42 |
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...! posted:The Revolution in Science. The New Biggest Ever Fundamental Discoveries in Physics. The experimental discovery of New Clean Renewable (Inexhaustible) Energy. lol "I discovered an inexhaustible source of clean energy by changing the definitions of work and energy so they no longer have to accomplish anything useful"
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2019 15:51 |
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I mean, I guess it makes some sense that the message "energy doesn't necessarily need to do something useful -- all that matters is that I have access to a lot of it" would resonate with people who have done the same thing with "money"
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2019 18:04 |
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its what the kids call a "mush-up"
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2019 08:49 |
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EorayMel posted:It worked for moses and the mana in the desert, I think. send loafcoin and fishcoin to this address and get 5000% back in 2h!
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2019 02:02 |
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dang, and yours was even better executed
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2019 02:59 |
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SRQ posted:why in the holy gently caress would it hit three thousand ftfy once you accept that the market is irrational enough to allow any amount of real money to be paid for a worthless thing, anything is possible
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2019 17:43 |
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your money is only a fixed number if you never use it for anything i know this particular flavor of brain damage isn't new or rare among bitcoiners, but i can't stop being baffled by it
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2019 04:41 |
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lol "payment details: you have to pay airbnb $1,000 using bitcoin" I love how this tool tries to make himself sound skeptical throughout the whole story, doing due diligence by googling the guys name, but he still falls for this
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2019 15:50 |
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...! posted:Did you really think $20,000 was the epitome of the promise that is Bitcoin? If so, go back and read the white paper again, piece together the logic and rationality of the interlocking parts, from the mining algorithm to the psychology of why bitcoin went from $0 to $20k. Forget $20k, first understand that there is a reason why it is worth anything at all. 0 to 1. so close...
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2019 22:06 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 22:32 |
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Erenthal posted:god pls be true can't decide whether to disdain the gullibility of butters, living the same cursed groundhog day loop of failure over and over, or the paranoia of butters, donning tinfoil hats and throwing occam's razor to the wind over a typo you are tearing me apart, bitcoin!
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2019 13:19 |