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Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! 
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"I am sorry sir, but weapons are not allowed into the hotel, you will have to check it at the front desk"
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- bare bottom pancakes
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Production: Complete
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At the end of their lives, elves journey to the Best Western.
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Jan 5, 2019 23:43
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Curse him, root and branch! Many of those DoubleTrees were my friends. And there are waste of stains and garbage where once there were five star accommodations.
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Jan 6, 2019 13:05
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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mithril status! this is worth more than all the points and miles in the Starwood
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Jan 6, 2019 18:54
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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"state your name and business"
"underhill. our business is our own"
"thanks mr. underhill. i will need to see a photo id and proof of employment since your reservation is using the corporate rate"
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Jan 7, 2019 01:39
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No jokes atm but I'm loving every post in this thread
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Jan 7, 2019 02:02
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Dudley, chess club president and part-time hotel cleaner, picked up the hotel master keycard and became invisible to women.
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Jan 7, 2019 02:35
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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a black hooded, faceless bellhop in floor length black robes extends an armored hand and hisses "BAGGAGE"
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Jan 7, 2019 02:57
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- super sweet best pal
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Gollum used the keycard to break into the rooms of other guests and eat from their minibars.
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Jan 7, 2019 06:59
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Apr 25, 2024 05:53
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Gopherslayer
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Carved over the door in the wooden frame is a fine inscription, elvish from the old world, "speak 'room service' and enter"
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