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Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
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Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
The Big Problem
324 simple words.

Jake had a big problem, he made easy things hard, and that made him worry. He had a not simple job, and watched the night sky with machines. The other sky lookers that worked with him said he had a problem. He knew that already, and it made him not happy and worry more.

They said it was because the job was hard. They said it was because he didn't not work enough. Finally the other workers got together one night and had a talk about the problem to the person with the problems to change the problem kind of talk. They cornered him as he was looking at the sky looking machines before night.

"Take a break tonight," they said. "Go out and eat dinner."

Jake didn't want to eat dinner outside. He wanted to work. Hard things like sky watching were not his problem. It was good for him. It was a hard thing that was hard and that was good. Going out to eat dinner was a easy thing that he would make hard, and worry.

They did not let him though. They took his worry from the talk to be worry about the job, and made sure he took a break. They all said they would go together, which made Jake feel worse but he kept silent. It wasn't so bad though, Jake did manage to have some fun, even though he worried a lot about it. Maybe work was part of the problem. It was nice to not worry about the sky watching. It was nice the other workers cared for him. In the end, he decided to take more breaks and not worry over the sky so much. After all, it was not going to go anywhere.

That night a big stupid rock flew towards the earth in space far far away, not seen by the sky watching machines. It turned out to be a very big problem.

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