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Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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Jade Ear Joe
Oh dear. I should not have checked that site. It's 5 figures.

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Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

when i feel bad there's always something i can buy to make me feel better

Fill that void baby

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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It legit looks like DOOM: the bathroom

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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How many tree law posts are fake?

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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What's the down payment on jelly

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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I posted this in the legal advice thread but thought it belonged here too

How Sovereign Citizens Helped Swindle $1 Billion From the Government They Disavow https://nyti.ms/2CJ6ptL

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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But what about your M2

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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zocio posted:

Have you heard of the HODL strategy?

Hold on Dick Long

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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Jade Ear Joe
What about METS degrees?

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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I BET HE HAS A BIG DICK THAT HE SPENT $40K ON. BAD WITH MONEY!

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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e: thanks

∨∨∨∨ Lol nailed it

Lowness 72 fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Apr 29, 2019

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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Simpsons Reference posted:

Seriously, though, does society even need doctors?

How else will I spend $40K on my big dick??

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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BonerGhost posted:

This is starting to sound GWM but you said he was going on a business trip, so I assume he walked 5 miles in his $500 dress shoes and ruined them.

A guy that does that isn't wearing $500 dress shoes. He's wearing tennis shoes and changing into $50 kenneth cole square toe dress shoes once he gets to the meeting.

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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Simpsons Reference posted:

This is a good post. Are you okay?

The stroke killed that part of his brain.

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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Jade Ear Joe
Lol horses.

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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FrozenVent posted:

I have a Desjardins MC for travel insurance / lounge access / reward point and a Rogers credit card because it came with a discount on my phone plan. I don’t even know where it is; I’ve never used it.

I’m gonna get a TD Visa because it comes with 30,000 Aeroplan points soon.

I live the high life.

Is this a steampunk meta post?

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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I'm sorry but I don't believe that post.

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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Jade Ear Joe
Remember everyone: don't hate the player, hate the game.

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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Beverly Cleavage posted:

Can I hate they player and the game?

Absolutely. This is the BMW thread. Where we're going, we won't need blinkers to poo poo post.

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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canyoneer posted:

I just listened to an episode of the podcast Citation Needed about the FIRE movement and the really absurd financial bootstrapper-isms we hear in the press.

Some of the examples given were discussed in this very thread!

https://medium.com/@CitationsPodcst/episode-77-frugality-fables-and-the-poor-shaming-grift-of-financial-advice-journalism-a99711d9d60b

That was an excellent read. I always thought those "I'm 35 and retired with a million in savings" articles were bullshit but it's hard to put your finger on why. This article did a great job breaking it down. Thanks!

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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STOP BUYING STARBUCKS AND HOWARD SCHULTZ WILL PERSONALLY SUCK YOUIR DICK AND GIVE YOU A MILLION BEZOS STOCKS CLICK HERE NOW

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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tater_salad posted:

Usually they just move into moms singlewide and wait till she passes away from the sugars or you get insurance money for it burning down because it's packed to the gills with poo poo and you all smoke.

lol "the sugars" i love it

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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What's the reference here

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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canyoneer posted:

https://youtu.be/I5Du7NRcI3M

How to spend your lotto winnings

What a show.

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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So why is it called a tip? Is this because many people who use those check cashing places will tip their teller?

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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feedmegin posted:

I'm pretty sure that Australia does not have legislation establishing an investment vehicle in section 401(k) of the federal Internal Revenue Code, actually.

It's pronounced "superannuation"

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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Got mine, gently caress you?

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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He's actually Irish. It's O'Bama.

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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$10k mortgage holy shiiiit

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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Are toucans BWM? I feel like the answer is yes.

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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KingGodTheMaster is a dick.

"If I buy this poor inner city girl a house, she'll HAVE to bang me"

What happens when she wants to break it off?

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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I make $6,942,069 annually and post on these very dead, very gay forums.

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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At what wealth level can I buy lowtax's spine and fix it.

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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But Merkin is also a pube wig?

E: bamboozled.

Lowness 72 fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Sep 11, 2019

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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Motronic posted:


(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Lies! There's nothing listed on your rap sheet.

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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I am learning to code while driving an Uber and vaping out the window. When I get home at the end of my long day being managed by an algorithm, I greet my Airbnb guests who are trashing my place and leaving a 1 star review because it wasn't instagrammable enough.

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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e:

Lowness 72 fucked around with this message at 14:15 on Sep 14, 2019

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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For the short term insurance: doesn't the insurance company notify the DMV of the lapse in coverage and suspense their license?

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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Motronic posted:

My bad....so they did have time to gently caress them up. With the expected results.

.......and I'm someone who loves and grew up with classic fords but since the 6.OhNo!....yeah.....

I wish I still had my 1974 F250 with the school bus motor and 5 glass fuses. Stave off the rot and you could run that deathtrap forever, flickin' cig ash out of the vent windows (I haven't smoked in forever....it was still a feature at the time).

Wait is that what those little fold out windows were for? Smoking?

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Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
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silvergoose posted:

gently caress Newport, though not just for that

Someone didn't get invited to the debutante ball at the Breakers.

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