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Hope is a terrible, ruinous thing sometimes. I recently got into knitting. It can be a deceptively expensive hobby, especially if you want to support local yarn makers and distributors. A couple weeks ago I was at a small-ish yarn store, and a couple middle-aged women were joking with each other about lying to their SOs what they were spending their yarn money on. One said that she was cheaping out on their baby and pet food to save more money for yarn.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2019 21:10 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 20:18 |
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I love it when people assume bonuses will always be there for them.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2019 21:12 |
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Got this chain email this morning. quote:The empty branches in the trees, the cold winter wind, and snow in the driveway can only mean one thing: football playoffs. "They say don't try to time the market, but you're so smart and handsome and smell nice so here's how to time the market!"
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2019 16:46 |
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I mean to be fair the IRS is more hamstrung than ever before so now's the time to commit that fraud if you wanna roll the dice. Not that I advocate tax fraud -- Besides being morally reprehensible, if you get caught, you're absolutely hosed.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2019 17:39 |
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Nocheez posted:"Stepping over dollars to pick up pennies" is how I see that sort of decision-making. My brother, when I had my first kid on the way, dared to ask for $6k to "make his racing dreams come true." It's like the grasshopper and the ant come to life. Shoulda bought him a racecar bed and left it in his living room
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2019 20:43 |
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Droo posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/aqkw1l/i_realized_i_accidentally_filed_fraudulent/ "I feel really guilty" should always be parsed as "my bullshit got found out and now I'm scared as hell of consequences"
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2019 19:35 |
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Nocheez posted:The rules are the same for everybody: it's free to borrow, bring it back on time. I consider myself pretty progressive, but I don't see this being a class problem. "The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread."
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2019 19:57 |
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Krispy Wafer posted:Under most* circumstances, you don't got public until you know you've got a sustainable business model because now you have to tell people how great or lovely your revenue is and you can go to jail if you lie. Is investor storytime lying to investors if you just make a convincing layman's case that the tech that will make your model profitable will probably exist sometime in the next decade? As long as you're not caught with emails saying "yeah I'll throw meat to the slavering investor rubes" does plausible deniability get you there or what? Self-driving cars, delivery drones, hyperloops, whatever, are all effectively bagholder scams, but as long as you don't acknowledge the fact you can just play dumb and cash out, no?
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2019 18:13 |
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Sepherothic posted:Bookchat time. As someone who had a spinal fusion at the age of 16 this is loving terrifying e: To offset the self-posting probie I may get and to preserve my posting honor: I have a buddy who recently got laid off from his job at an HVAC repair company after damaging 5-figures worth of equipment. I sat down with him to try and work out a budget to keep his savings intact as long as possible while he searches for a new job. He spends $110 a month on a climbing gym, which he flagged as non-negotiable because "I've got too much energy and I'll go crazy" Not a Children fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Apr 12, 2019 |
# ¿ Apr 12, 2019 16:26 |
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DarkHorse posted:How he didn't get nailed for structuring I have no idea because banks have no incentive to report if the letter of the law isn't being violated
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2019 19:27 |
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Spring Heeled Jack posted:perhaps the lenders should go gently caress themselves? For real. The economy of risk shouldn't be one-sided
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2019 15:06 |
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BonerGhost posted:I've read that the rules lawyering is just as a part of it as the rules themselves, since God made people clever and likes to see them use it. 100% true though the more hardcore sects view it as part of god's design and not, like, us tricking him
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2019 19:33 |
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Almost seems like a honeypot post, but hey, there's been worse Going through his posting history he says she made 40-50k working part time and he makes 10 times that so uh that might play into things a bit
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2019 20:27 |
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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:I don't really follow this post, and would appreciate some clarification? "If you're going to date a woman the least you can do is take a genuine interest in supporting her, and that includes her children" is what OP was going for, I think
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 18:33 |
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Krispy Wafer posted:Funny story about vaginas and money, when I worked at a bank our strip club account would buy $10k 1’s every Friday and request crumpled old bills because the crisp ones gave the sexy ladies paper cuts. Do you separate the bills into used/new...?
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2019 00:16 |
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I mean, just as a plain fact, assume that cash is filthy. Assume everyone who has ever touched a bill went to the bathroom and didn't wash their hands just before handing it over. Assume there is a continual lineup of G-men sneezing on the printing presses, because it might as well be that way after more than 2 people touch a fresh bill
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2019 15:59 |
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I'll never tire of hearing about people with expertise in one field utterly embarrass themselves in another Much like my posting
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 03:42 |
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Bird in a Blender posted:As someone who has never had this issue. What realistically happens if she just never ever pays it off? Ok the bank comes after her, if she just continues to ignore letters and calls from the bank, what happens next? Do they send it off to a collections agency, who she then continues to ignore forever? I understand her credit would practically be a negative number, but if she doesn't care about that, would it ever go away? p sure the debt owner can get a judgment and garnish wages if it's allowed in their state efb
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2019 18:45 |
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Bart Higgins, founder of an innovation consultancy firm, rents a four-bedroom converted warehouse in Brooklyn's Fort Greene neighborhood with his wife and twin five-year-olds. The couple pays $5,300 a month. Trying to imagine the actual meaning of the phrase "innovation consultancy" that doesn't reduce to being a rich failson hanging out with other rich failsons
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2020 05:28 |
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OctaMurk posted:Her parents give her as allowances and paid expenses, significantly more than my monthly pay as an engineer with a Masters degree As a fellow engineer with a Masters degree: KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:dude find a new job If you're not straight outta school you're gettin' hosed
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 20:42 |
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Isn't the whole point of having the shared ledger so that you have an immutable record of transactions?
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2020 18:43 |
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As someone who designs electrical distribution specifically for water and wastewater treatment plants: If the municipal water or power turns off for an extended period, you probably have bigger things to worry about than the 'rona. Utility personnel being sick, even a lot of them, should not cause an interruption in services under normal circumstances. Scarodactyl posted:https://twitter.com/PhilipRucker/status/1238819220525285377 Why in the gently caress is this rear end in a top hat getting a semi-sympathetic writeup? People should be baying for his blood
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2020 05:46 |
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Looks like their defenses are "my finances are handled by third parties and I had no knowledge or say" Slamming that plausible deniability button over and over. How fuckin' fair is it that rich people don't even need to pay attention to how their money is making money? But yeah, all you need to do is find one person willing to talk
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2020 15:04 |
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Krispy Wafer posted:I never noticed it previously, but both Nashville and Atlanta have big office buildings downtown with WeWork emblazoned on them. How much office space does a company that resells office space really need? Maybe WeWork can just sell space to itself to weather the recession. They were a "bigger sucker" company that successfully sold itself on infinite growth
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 14:49 |
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That horse is going to cause a divorce, calling it
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2020 14:57 |
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Motronic posted:Recently my parents told me to invest some of my money with them, but it sounds too good to be true. (self.personalfinance) Yeesh. At least he had the wherewithal to know it doesn't pass the sniff test.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2020 20:51 |
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BonerGhost posted:U fucken know it A qualified electrician will install an outlet for ~$100 and make your life so much sweeter
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2020 08:21 |
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Oil! posted:Frac companies are some of the most BWM companies imaginable. Imagine an area where there are enough wells being drilled for 100 frac fleets. 15 companies all built up thinking they could have 20 fleets running. The margins were good and oilfield venture capitalists were drooling over getting that profit. This was an amazing market to work with as a producer because they competed themselves to near zero margin. Now that the bottom fell out, I hope the workers didn't get on the truck equity treadmill. You're fooling yourself if you think there's not ~$55k in truck equity per capita floating out there
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2020 05:00 |
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I always assumed the more important signaling from using the term "entrepreneur" was to flaunt the cachet of wealth, not to actually talk about what you do It's used specifically to summon suckers, sycophants, and leeches
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2020 21:51 |
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Just use your $1200 check from last month which was precipitated on a crisis that started the month before to pay rent this and next month NO BIG
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# ¿ May 13, 2020 21:42 |
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Please tell me your brother is under 25 Oh wait he's been doing this for 10 years Hope you're ready for when he comes a-knockin', hat in hand
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 16:21 |
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As someone who helps to manage several friends' budgets, I've found that "cash" tends to go to one of three things: 1) Tips 2) Drugs 3) "Entertainment" (Read: prostitutes)
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2020 18:14 |
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Duckman2008 posted:This is completely true. Never been happier to have not made it past their screener interview when they came to my college It was 8+ years ago at this point but I remember distinctly that some of their feedback was "was not appropriately enthusiastic/knowledgeable about the company." Motherfuckers that's why I attended the interview, to find out
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2020 23:05 |
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Inner Light posted:Now, prefaced with of course I am not a wholly ethical person, it seems like folks on the internet are Very Okay with scratching up a rental car then not admitting to the damages. I'm curious about how others see the ethics there. I'm not sure what I would do. My dude there are people that will literally rent a car and swap out the engine, not worth your time to ponder
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2020 22:29 |
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As a dude who, if I got that surgery, would be just over that guy's current height, I can assert 100% that it will not make him happier to get absolutely brutal reconstructive surgery to be average height - I would bet literally everything I own that the fact that he's not 6'-whatever will continue to haunt him Not gonna say being short doesn't confer social disadvantages, but it's nothing that can't be overcome for a shitload less than $80k and a lifetime of leg pain. Spend a fraction of that on therapy man
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2020 21:16 |
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Something painful I never expected to witness: I didn't personally witness it but one of my (now ex) coworkers got fired immediately after a meeting where he, as a joke, "accidentally" had a background of ahego collage for about 10 seconds He was fired for unrelated reasons but I like to think that was the final kicker
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2020 21:30 |
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Rich Dad Poor Dad is good as an absolute beginners book for someone who is just getting their feet wet with regards to money management Like most financial primers by someone who overreaches their philosophical chops, it devolves into essentially shamanism after a certain point, describing value in a common-sense but unempirical way that is fundamentally flawed
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 19:34 |
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:Shamanism? Incoherent philosophical takes? lmao I thought maybe I was being a little harsh on this dude but nevermind
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 20:10 |
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If you say anything with enough confidence survivorship bias will take care of the rest
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 21:08 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 20:18 |
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I gotta believe that stuff is fake ragebait, I don't think even dumb failchildren have that little self-awareness
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2020 18:19 |