Look on the Bright Side

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ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Now you only need to buy one shoe! That's a fifty percent savings right there.

You didn't like that boat or those relatives. That's two problems solved.

You'll owe a lot less in taxes this year!

# ? Jan 3, 2019 14:42

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At least now you qualify for medical marijuana!

# ? Jan 3, 2019 17:51

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At least you're at a higher stage than I ever got to in Battletoads!

# ? Jan 3, 2019 17:52

FutonForensic

At least you got a $15 gift certificate to Applebees in your Get Well card

# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:16

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

better get those dad jokes ready. looks like you'll be needing em

# ? Jan 3, 2019 19:23

Mummy Napkin

hey! cheer up! that's why you have TWO kidneys

# ? Jan 3, 2019 19:42

vanisher

Hey, uh, at least now you can live in that sweet casket

# ? Jan 3, 2019 20:04

Farecoal: There he go

you always thought you were ugly, but now you don't need to worry about that with a closed-casket funeral!

# ? Jan 3, 2019 20:15

Farecoal: There he go

being blind is a great excuse for not putting on makeup

# ? Jan 3, 2019 20:15

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

hey, at least you wont have to worry about saving for retirement

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# ? Jan 3, 2019 20:37

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

hey, it could be worse--you could be ALIVE for this dumb poo poo happening!!!!

cheer up, ol' pal, it's just a soul crushing divorce and medical bankruptcy in the deep Midwest!

# ? Jan 4, 2019 07:42

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

This means a lot more free time in the middle of the day. You'll catch up on all the soaps!

# ? Jan 4, 2019 15:56

FutonForensic

imagine how great of a conversation starter your boomerang dick is going to be

# ? Jan 4, 2019 16:26

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Hey, you're living the dream! Granted, it's that dream where you're taking a critical exam you completely forgot to study for, but still!

# ? Jan 4, 2019 18:22

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:

imagine how great of a conversation starter your boomerang dick is going to be

# ? Jan 4, 2019 19:18

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

i know you didn't actually commit that murder, but now at least you'll be living rent free for the next 25-40 years

# ? Jan 4, 2019 19:32

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You can do way better than her, she wasn't even that great in bed! Presumably.

# ? Jan 4, 2019 21:26

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Before this we didn't even know banana pudding could explode.

# ? Jan 4, 2019 21:40

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

A booming market for mosquito nets, though.

# ? Jan 4, 2019 21:42

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Watching the love of my life step onto the train and out of my life I say, "Saturday night twitch streams, baby."
I click my heels together and high five a portly gentleman in a Bayonette t-shirt.

# ? Jan 4, 2019 21:48

Jaded Burnout

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Watching the love of my life step onto the train and out of my life I say, "Saturday night twitch streams, baby."
I click my heels together and high five a portly gentleman in a Bayonette t-shirt.

Sure my girlfriend left me for the postwoman but living alone means 25% off my council tax!

# ? Jan 4, 2019 21:58

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

i mean is sucks that she cheated on you but its nice to see a whole football team stick together and do something as a group

# ? Jan 4, 2019 22:18

FutonForensic

Luvcow posted:

i mean is sucks that she cheated on you but its nice to see a whole football team stick together and do something as a group

# ? Jan 4, 2019 22:49

Jaded Burnout

Luvcow posted:

i mean is sucks that she cheated on you but its nice to see a whole football team stick together and do something as a group

# ? Jan 4, 2019 22:57

Mummy Napkin

we can always decorate the iron lung. maybe a nice throw or a fine vase, perhaps?

# ? Jan 4, 2019 22:57

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

...at least you get to live out the last few moments of your life as a human meteor

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# ? Jan 4, 2019 23:02

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

but think of the money you saved by not buying flood insurance. . .

# ? Jan 4, 2019 23:08

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

well, lots of lottery winners end up saying it ruined their life

# ? Jan 4, 2019 23:14

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Nosfereefer posted:

hey, at least you wont have to worry about saving for retirement

# ? Jan 5, 2019 00:42

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

according to schopenhauer your baby is better off than it would ever have been

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# ? Jan 5, 2019 01:21

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Jan 5, 2019 01:25

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

okay so maybe she was right about all those video games and anime. so what? the buddha teaches us that life is suffering. what better than to have no life?

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# ? Jan 5, 2019 01:25