Match Card and Results posted:

Week 19: Seeing Triple
This weekend will be the last show before our next PPV, InJustice. We got two No. 1 Contender's matches going on in addition to our usual madness.
We'll also see the debut of Josef Dub against the previously teased Guzma. Samio is getting destroyed by Black and Team Skull go for the Tag Titles!

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego (c) vs. Harmony Gray
This is getting depressing. Harmony defeats Ego with the Arachnid's Grip moments before the Explosion would have happened.

#2 Darkweight No. 1 Contender Match
Great Maharaja vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Anna May
Maharaja is out first, pinned by Anna May, next follows Undeddie, Submitted by Anna May and finally Manic, also submitted by Anna May. I guess this means's that Anna May deserves to challenge Angus for the Darkweight Title next week.

Scene: The Dash Rendars barge into the fun time that the Fun Gang was having to challenge them for a match. Dash is disguised as The El Chad again and accompanied by Fat Dash, but what's this? Dash Rendar enters the room and The El Chad is still there. What is this madness! Next week it will be The Fun Gang vs. three Dash Rendars. Though, one of them pretends to be The El Chad.

#3 Singles Match
Josef Dub vs. Guzma
Josef works the balls of Guzma but Guzma has Team Skull behind him and is able to take the win.

#4 Legion Tag No. Contender Match
Fallout Boys vs. oRa 66
Oh boy, I was hoping we didn't have to see a match like this but we finally had our first match that ended in a count-out. Mina was held outside while Doctor Mutant just kinda did his thing in the ring. Bafflingly, Mina freed herself in time but instead of going back into the ring she went to grab a weapon from under the ring to trash her captor with. Didn't quite work out.

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Super Samio vs. Black (c)
Rest in piss, Samio. It was nice knowing you. Black beats Samio. At least she managed to make it go over ten minutes by a single second. Which puts Samio in the Black Ten Minute Club.

Scene: Pantha just finished a workout session and is about to head home. But on the way out she encounters Suzan, her opponent for next week, who is about to challenge VACANT.

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Suzan Blades vs. VACANT
It took a surprisingly long time for a knockdown to occur and when it happened it was Suzan, then Suzan again. Finally Suzan managed to knock down VACANT once. But she could not pull off the reverse sweep because she was knocked down by VACANT for a third and final time after that.

#7 Legion Tag Championships
Team Skull vs. Wizards Not Allowed (c)
These two teams really gave it their all. Team Skull even nearly won the match via DQ, which would have WNA retain. However, they managed not to pull the classic Fun Gang Blunder and won by submission in the end, becoming the new Legion Tag Champions by defeating the no longer undefeated WNA.

Match Card and Results posted:

Week 20: IN JUSTICE



It's time for IN JUSTICE, our fifth PPV on Saturday.
We get a showcase of the kind of match we'll have at the tournament that we'll be having for the next month or two with Mr. Shakedown vs. A Mimic.
The Fun Gang goes against three entire Dash Rendars, but one of the pretends to be The El Chad.
Fomore gets their shot at Black's Bunny Title :3
And Pantha is attempting to defeat the defending Hellweight Champion, Suzan Blades.

Here's the full card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego (c) vs. Kayu Zakisaka
I... I can't believe it. Ego somehow wins.

#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Jan Itor vs. Supreme Sadim vs. Plumeria vs. Inspector Jane vs. Kelsey Slaughter vs. Roy vs. Maya Northwind vs. Canada Alderman (c)
Sadim was in from the start with the champ, even managed to eliminated the champ and make it all the way to the end, only to be eliminated by Jan, who is the new 7DP champion.

#3 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Anna May vs. Angus McMutton (c)
Anna May danced way too much so Angus took the win... or perhaps Anna didn't dance enough...

#4 Gruesome Fighting
Mr. Shakedown vs. A Mimic
These matches typically don't last long but this one went over ten minutes before Shakedown could knock out Mimic.

Showdown Tournament Block Announcement

#5 Singles Match
Apollo vs. Frederick Hope
Apollo gives it a valiant effort against Freddie but even though he hits his Spiral Powerbomb twice Freddie comes back and manages to pin Apollo without even landing the Last Hope

#6 Elimination Tag Team Match
The Fun Gang vs. Three Dash Rendars???
This is the Darkest Timeline. The Dash Rendars win after only The El Chad is elimnated from their side.

#7 Bunny Championship :3
Fomore vs. Black (c)
Fomore gave Black a run for his money, always denying him his most devastating moves and is even able to defeat Black and become the new Bunny Champion :3

#8 Legion Tag Championships
Fallout Boys vs. Team Skull (c)
The FOB beat down Team Skull to a point where some viewers thought it was one sided. But Team Skull got their key offense in and eventually defeated the FOB via Submission.

#9 VACANT Open Challenge
The Great Maharaja vs. VACANT
Maharaja's second attempt at defeating VACANT, this time in a barbed wire cage. The cage, actually did not get any use, though. VACANT defeats Maharaja in exactly ten minutes.

#10 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Pantha vs. Suzan Blades (c)
It is Pantha's Justice vs. the undefeated (except VACANT) Suzan Blades. In the earlier stages of the Match Suzan got Pantha mostly scouted, reversing her hurancanrana attempts into powerbombs repeatedly. But then... Suzan is spiked straight on her head! And again, and again, and finally for the win! We have a new Champion!

IGgy IGsen posted:

OHPW - Week 21: I'm Not Evil [SHOWDOWN A-Block Day 1]
It's time to begin the Showdown Tournament on Saturday!


This week we'll only do the first round of A-Block Matches. These MMA style matches are shorter than normal matches so there's a larger number of matches on the card. If this turns out to be too much I'll probably. Try to do fewer matches in coming weeks. But for now this is good.

Aside from that we'll have a regularly scheduled action. DCB is getting another shot at avoiding the Jabroni after Ego's legendary reign ended last week when Kayu lost to him.

Sadim will challenge for the Bunny Title and Freddie Hope is going for the Darkweight Title this week.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
DCB proves that she's outgrown the Jabroni and takes the win against Kayu. Poor Kayu.

Scene: A press conference is held after Pantha's title win but instead of asking real questions they grill her about the possibility of her becoming evil at some point.

#2 Five-Way
Muscle Wizard vs. Zoltan vs. Lemuel vs. Pine Appel vs. Josef Dub
Pine Appel is able to get the win by pinning Zoltan via submission, however, the ref had gone down just before and could not check on multiple submissions. So Maybe a ref bump actually mattered? Who knows?

#3 Showdown Tournament A-Block Night 1
Boob Marley vs. King Skeleton
Even though Boob got in the Sunken Chest multiple times, he could not win with the move... instead he knocked King Skelly out.

#4 Showdown Tournament A-Block Night 1
Hobo One Kevodki vs. HazMatt
HazMatt has the early match under control but Hobo mounts an aggressive comeback and knocks out Matt.

#5 Showdown Tournament A-Block Night 1
Grace Thoruson vs. Harmony Gray
After their more drawn out bout a few months back we get a shockingly quick victory by Harmony. It was a very intense match, though.

#6 Tag Team Match
oRa 66 vs. Wizards Not Allowed
WNA won after murdering Palpatine. First doing a Lucha Top Rope stomp followed by the clown filly thing which destroyed Palpy's will to get back up.

#7 Bunny Championship :3
The Supreme Sadim vs. Fomore (c)
Sadim sure did everything in his power to get Fomore down for the count or to make them tap, but Fomore did not give in and won via a really hard headbutt.

#8 VACANT Open Challenge
Team Skull Grunt Blue vs. VACANT
Surprisingly many people voted for Blue to be in, but in the end he became just another Victim. For the first time in a long time, someone failed to answer the 10-Count. And it took less than ten minutes too.

#9 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Freddie Hope vs. Angus McMutton (c)
And it's time for our main event! Freddie and Angus had a war and the fact that the game only gave it a rating of 99% is a crime. Woulda been 100% in the Tokyo Dome! In any case, this match was great and in the end Freddie hit the Last Hope and got Angus down for the 1-2-3

Match Card and Results posted:

OHPW - Week 22: Cheering for the Heels



This Saturday we continue the Showdown Tournament with the first round of the B Block.
Aside from that we got Guzma going for the Bunny Title and the Dash Rendars somehow getting a shot at Tag Team Gold. This is the darkest timeline.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. A Mimic
This match threatened to reach the Explosion... and then it did. Normally one person just collapses afterward but this time this wasn't the case and the match ended by Mimic getting in a Stormbreaker and pinning Kayu after the Explosion.

#2 Three-Way
Manic Misanthrope vs. Super Samio vs. Rick Wreckage
While everyone had a strong showing the one who took the W was none other than Manic.

#3 Showdown Tournament B-Block Round 1
Cheese Pietzza vs. Weeb Weaver
This match was surprisingly submission heavy but it ended via KO after Weeb kicked Pietzza in the head.

#4 Showdown Tournament B-Block Round 1
Ryu vs. N-T Punk
Lotsa puncing in this one. But Ryu os the better puncher. So he won.

#5 Showdown Tournament B-Block Round 1
Cocademon vs. Malfest Goat-Monster
MGM is the clear favorite in this tournament with Cocademon having a distant No. 2 spot. So imagine the surprise wan Cocademon actually defeated the Goat-Monster.

Scene: A "Meeting Freddie Hope" segment in which Freddie tells us a bit about himself and is also asked about his former friend and rival Flamander, who's been notably absent.

#6 Singles Match
Harley Havik vs. Undeddie Guerrero
This promised to be an all-out war but then Undeddie hit the Frog Splash after about six minutes and didn't even have to go for the pin because Harley was out cold.

#7 Bunny Championship :3
Guzma vs. Fomore (c)
A match with a lot of back and forth ending with the submission heavy Fomore being locked into a Bosto Crab from Guzma, and tapping out.

#8 VACANT Open Challenge
Doctor Mutant vs. VACANT
Rest in peace, Doc.

#9 Legion Duo Tag Championships
Two Out of Three Dash Rendars vs. Team Skull (c)
The Dashes gave it two thirds of what they had (El Chad and Fat Dash) while the Grunts gave it all they had (Pink and Blue) so naturally, they won the match and are still the Legion Tag Champions.

Dash Rendar posted:

El Chad experienced no such loss. it'll depend on which Dashes fight--and which Dash interferes ringside!

Manic_Misanthrope posted:

Herr Tog posted:

someone message me when there is a Samus involved and/or actual twitter beef.

Match Card and Results posted:

Week 23: Booking It

Time for our go-home for NO SHOW the only show that's about not being a show.
We'll settle on a Contender for the Hellweight Title. Angus, who previously narrowly failed to be the first Hellweight Champion and Mr. Shakedown who narrowly failed to become the second Hellweight Champion will go one on one. Aside from that we continue the Showdown Tournament and we'll witness Seven Deadly Pins!



#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. Palpatine
Palpy was very rude in this one and unfortunately won the match. It was a dark day.

#2 Tag Team Match
School of Slam vs. Lawful Good
The School of Slam defeat the cops. It was a good day.

Scene: Harley and Apollo awkwardly challenge each other to a duel.

#3 Showdown Tournament - A-Block Round 2
Harmony Gray vs. King Skeleton
More Tournament action and Harmony becomes the first participant to reach 4 points!

#4 Showdown Tournament - A-Block Round 2
Boob Marley vs. MazMatt
Boob being the No. 2 Seed and Matt being the No. 3 this is somewhat of a slight upset as Matt wins this one.

#5 Showdown Tournament - A-Block Round 2
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Grace Thoruson
And now we have the top seed vs. the bottom seed. And guess what. This is a big upset. Grace manages to defeat the one who defeated VACANT.

#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Angus McMutton vs. Mr. Shakedown
Given that this is for the No. 1 Contendership for the top title it's no surprise that even someone as dominant as Mr. Shakedown needed a couple tries to defeat Angus.

#7 Bunny Championship :3
Roy vs. Guzma (c)
Ah, yes, the Nintendo Match. Of course, the player character wins over the NPC here. Roy rolls up Guzma for the win.

Scene: IGgy tries to convince himself and the audience that calling a wrestling show No Show and booking Alberto El Patron on it is somehow not the worst idea of all time.

#8 VACANT Open Challenge
Rick Wreckage vs. VACANT
Rick is here to avenge Doc. And boy does he get close... both to defeating VACANT and to lasting more than ten minutes. Close, but not quite. Rick becomes another victim.

#9 Seven Deadly Pins
Josef Dub vs. Vacation Skeleton vs. The El Chad vs. Black vs. George Cluwney vs. Mina Park vs. IGgy IGsen vs. Jan Itor (c)
This one was pure chaos for a bit longer than usual, but it ended with former champ Vacation Skeleton and current champ Jan Itor being the last people in the match. However, Jan is no longer the current 7DP Champ. Instead Vacation Skeleton is now two time Seven Deadly Pins Champion.

nine-gear crow posted:

Good old Sheev. He’s been blown up so many times now, he’s literally developed an immunity to it.

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

If match #12 doesn't end up being IGgy in a sombrero versus DCB wearing straightedge X's on her hands I will be sad for what could have been

Manic_Misanthrope posted:

You're just trying to get ways to make me continue the Zandig promo with the Guzma booking.

Manic_Misanthrope posted:

He's already in with 7