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If you witness a person doing art or playing music or whatever and you say 'Oh I could never do (creative thing)' actually you can? idiot? Its like a fat gently caress saying 'Oh I definitely couldn't go for a 10k run' like they have no other option than to live that life. If you literally cannot do creative things than you shouldn't be... bragging, you should feel a deep shame and yet every time you present art someone will have to say this. Thats not cool... its sad ok. And I know its easy to say 'well maybe thats why they're saying it, because they want sympathy' No no no, the only reason people say this is because they're on some level proud of themselves for choosing to allocate their time to other pursuits... Sometimes they'll be naked with it like 'I work too much' oh well, good for you, you put away your childish things and became a soulless appliance I'm sure the canon of human experience will be enriched by your computer janitor skills when you're a loving corpse and your kids have nothing to remember you by save the abatement of the silent, desperation that seemed to cling to your entire life like a bad stench. Stop being proud of being creatively illiterate. Get a hobby you sad sack of flesh.
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If someone is discussing media and you chime in with "Oh I never really watched / played / read that, it seemed really (X)" Neat, good for you. Now the conversation is about why you think that as opposed to the contents of the thing you hijacked. The next part of this conversation will usually be finding out why you think (X) and the mystery is usually 'my fuckwit friends / rotten tomatoes told me so' because you physically cannot form a meaningful opinion because you never had first hand experience with the media in question you STARTED OUT with a non contribution so you could create further meaningless face noise you absolute oval office.
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Picky eaters. Good to know you come from a family that didn't believe in discipline when you were a child so now you get to be one for the rest of your life. The wolves that would've devoured pathetic shitheads like you were we not insulated from the consequences of natural selection won't be so loving picky.
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Jan 4, 2019 10:59
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The resident president
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Motherfucker posted:the only reason people say this is because they're on some level proud of themselves for choosing to allocate their time to other pursuits
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Motherfucker posted:If you witness a person doing art or playing music or whatever and you say 'Oh I could never do (creative thing)' actually you can? idiot? Its like a fat gently caress saying 'Oh I definitely couldn't go for a 10k run' like they have no other option than to live that life. If you literally cannot do creative things than you shouldn't be... bragging, you should feel a deep shame and yet every time you present art someone will have to say this. Thats not cool... its sad ok. And I know its easy to say 'well maybe thats why they're saying it, because they want sympathy' No no no, the only reason people say this is because they're on some level proud of themselves for choosing to allocate their time to other pursuits... Sometimes they'll be naked with it like 'I work too much' oh well, good for you, you put away your childish things and became a soulless appliance I'm sure the canon of human experience will be enriched by your computer janitor skills when you're a loving corpse and your kids have nothing to remember you by save the abatement of the silent, desperation that seemed to cling to your entire life like a bad stench. post your deviantart
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Contortionists, presumably.
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exquisite tea posted:Contortionists, presumably. It doesn't require that much flexibility, it's more about being engorged enough to reach but still flacid enough to bend. Generally, for a full on self-gently caress you need a reasonably loosened hole.
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Sir, this a Wendy's drive-thru I'm stuck working at Wendy's because I
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People who put their turn signal on literally as they turn, especially if it blocks you in as a light turns red.
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oh dope posted:Ones that like cats This rear end in a top hat with the bad taste in pets
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People who don't grasp the 15 minutes of hate format of my thread. How do you gently caress this up? You have multiple examples.
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People who chuckle “haha they must have been really high!” whenever they are faced with any slightly surreal or abstract piece of media.
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People who visit the salad bar, and make it their mission to throw lettuce, carrot slivers, and cheddar cheese all over the chilled steel surfaces, (and fling sticky raisins, grape slices, and sunflower seeds all over the floor). Right after some poor restaurant employee had JUST cleaned it up and made it presentable. 
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Anyone who self- identifies as a republican. I'm not even being an edgy little poo poo to say that voting for that party is antithetical to being a quality human being. Literal nazis support them. If that's not enough to jump ship then you're an idiot that deserves to get strung up. Stop holding society back. On that note, gently caress centrist pieces of poo poo who sit and talk about decorum and seeing all sides of the issue. People like you are how we get nazis. You give them platforms and "debate" in good faith like they'll do the same. If poo poo goes bad, they'll look around and wonder how we got to fascism, never self-reflecting for one goddamn minute. You're almost worse than right wing idiots because you give them the time of day. Stop holding society back. People that are dicks to retail and other underlings. gently caress you. Everyone has worked that kind of job before, so you should know better. No, you aren't special, they can't break the rules for just you. Especially loathsome are people who are mean to waiters and don't tip. I have never worked that job, but even I know how scummy it is that they get paid below minimum wage and have to rely on human kindness to pay their bills. If I meet someone who's a dick to those kinds of people, I know that's someone I have to cut from my life. gently caress you and everything you stand for. Stop holding society back. Incidentally, a lot of the people I've met that do the last are republicans. Coincidence? Likely not.
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Seconding the picky eaters thing. I don't want you to die, I just consider you a big manbaby that never grew up. Usually it's endemic of more problems as a human. Stop holding- wait, that's not holding anything back but yourself. Stop holding yourself back.
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Motherfucker posted:Stop being proud of being creatively illiterate. Get a hobby you sad sack of flesh. The kind of people that get all worried about "creative life" can go gently caress themselves, imo.
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Anyone unchill. Just relax. Whatever bullshit you're worked up about probably isn't very important. No I won't stop talking in the theater, I came here to talk to my friends.
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These idiot motherfuckers in my current pvp match goddamn (but not me I'm great)
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:These idiot motherfuckers in my current pvp match goddamn (but not me I'm great) I feel like this all the time even if i'm going like 2-23. It's their fault for not covering me as I charge out into the same place I got killed the last 23 times.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I feel like this all the time even if i'm going like 2-23. It's their fault for not covering me as I charge out into the same place I got killed the last 23 times. yeah!!!!
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People who spit their gum out on the sidewalk. Singapore has the right idea of giving out lashes to anyone who does this.
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People who don't unionise.
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Jerry Cotton posted:People who don't unionise. Yeah, gently caress people who live in right-to-work states! :v
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DicktheCat posted:Yeah, gently caress people who live in right-to-work states! :v Sounds good to me  e: You're basically saying "people without workers' rights are incapable of doing the one and only thing in the world that has ever lead to workers having rights" which is pretty 
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Yeah, I get unionising is the way to make things better, but saying gently caress you to people afraid to lose their livelihoods is hosed up. You can lose your job for even breathing the word union in some states, so unless you're some skilled labor that can't be replaced, the situation is hosed for you. And that poo poo can follow you, loving you up on your next attempt to get a job. Basically, you're saying gently caress you to people who already can't catch a break. So yeah, unionize, but there's another side to it. That, and, good luck getting enough people in places like the south to do it. But that's a huge can of worms I don't want to bother with.
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I'm a pretty tolerant guy, but... People who try to force their way onto public transport before disembarking passengers have had time to get off. Those people will be summarily executed whan I am dictator.
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Groke posted:I'm a pretty tolerant guy, but... How about people who step off a crowded bus/train/escalator and just stop right in their tracks so you literally have to push them to the side or - if they're unlucky - over, because people are pushing from behind you and then they look at you like you're a loving murderer just because they don't understand the concept of other people existing and using public transportation?
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People who open a window on the bus in January instead of removing their hat, coat or scarf.
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Jerry Cotton posted:How about people who step off a crowded bus/train/escalator and just stop right in their tracks so you literally have to push them to the side or - if they're unlucky - over, because people are pushing from behind you and then they look at you like you're a loving murderer just because they don't understand the concept of other people existing and using public transportation? Them too. Bulldozed right into mass graves.
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bitterandtwisted posted:People who open a window on the bus in January instead of removing their hat, coat or scarf.
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The people who pile shopping bags onto the seats next to them on the train instead of in front of them though, they can gently caress off.
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