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Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor
Soiled Meat
Dad, did granny change her password? The Mom Click Here network is hers right? Well it keeps saying 123456 is the wrong password!

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Did you try "password"

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor
Soiled Meat

bradzilla posted:

Did you try "password"

Ugh obviously.

DAIRY KING
May 15, 2011

A DEO REX, A REGE LAC
she changed it to Ma$$engill when grandpa died

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
"b3tterdayz"

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
She changed it to LawrenceWelk

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor
Soiled Meat

DAIRY KING posted:

she changed it to Ma$$engill when grandpa died

I tried this one but it didn't work.
And I don't care he died, he was dying for ages and he was gross. Dad, you need to ask grandma, this wake is sooooo booooring

The IRS
Dec 31, 2018

it's the anniversary of her first sex date with your grandfather. MMDDYYYY

Loutre
Jan 14, 2004

✓COMFY
✓CLASSY
✓HORNY
✓PEPSI
I'm sorry to inform you but the new password is WWG1WGA

DAIRY KING
May 15, 2011

A DEO REX, A REGE LAC

Turpitude posted:

I tried this one but it didn't work.
And I don't care he died, he was dying for ages and he was gross. Dad, you need to ask grandma, this wake is sooooo booooring

what if I told you your grandfather is REALLY your grandmother and that lady youre sitting next to right now......well lets just say may hold the only clue as to what your REAL grandmother changed the password too

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
dUnk4d1llp1cKl3r34ld0h

Icept
Jul 11, 2001
auntjem1ma

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
b100dns0i1

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
poopypannies

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I set my grans router up as ILUVCUM and when people are over and ask for it she pretends she doesn’t remember even though I know she does.

OtherworldlyInvader
Feb 10, 2005

The X-COM project did not deliver the universe's ultimate cup of coffee. You have failed to save the Earth.


Dear Nephew,

The password for the household Wi-Fi network is currently the following:

?sÌfàOôÃ^UÛV^÷y,O'W2`À1ýe>ââò©.hÞ¼ÛZÚÌÉS6C¸¨¯QrÌâW7wüâµ!Z°Ç"¿J¤c

As I've told you before, the password changes on a bi-weekly schedule. Please slide your laptop/phone under the locked door to my bedroom, I will add them to the white-list and return them to you when I have time. Once your devices have been verified, in order to log onto the network you will also need the 2 factor passkey file located in the root directory on the USB drive I entrusted to you earlier. Do not lose the USB key drive, it could compromise the security of the network.

Remember NO NETFLIX/YOUTUBE/TWITCH from 5:00PM TO MIDNIGHT WEDNESDAY THROUGH SUNDAY these hours are reserved for raid nights. Failure to adhere to this policy will result in removal of access privileges to all family network services.

Tell my mother to pick up a box of Cheez-It's when she goes to the store today, we are not currently on speaking terms.

Sincerely,

Christopher "UltimaMage1979" Albertson
Senior Home Network Administrator

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



*opens KeePass database folder labeled "Grandma"*

Doing this for each of my older relatives has improved my life significantly

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

OtherworldlyInvader posted:

Dear Nephew,

The password for the household Wi-Fi network is currently the following:

?sÌfàOôÃ^UÛV^÷y,O'W2`À1ýe>ââò©.hÞ¼ÛZÚÌÉS6C¸¨¯QrÌâW7wüâµ!Z°Ç"¿J¤c

As I've told you before, the password changes on a bi-weekly schedule. Please slide your laptop/phone under the locked door to my bedroom, I will add them to the white-list and return them to you when I have time. Once your devices have been verified, in order to log onto the network you will also need the 2 factor passkey file located in the root directory on the USB drive I entrusted to you earlier. Do not lose the USB key drive, it could compromise the security of the network.

Remember NO NETFLIX/YOUTUBE/TWITCH from 5:00PM TO MIDNIGHT WEDNESDAY THROUGH SUNDAY these hours are reserved for raid nights. Failure to adhere to this policy will result in removal of access privileges to all family network services.

Tell my mother to pick up a box of Cheez-It's when she goes to the store today, we are not currently on speaking terms.

Sincerely,

Christopher "UltimaMage1979" Albertson
Senior Home Network Administrator

Typical old, can't even tell Netflix from Hulu

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
GILF4Trump

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
most routers ae admin pw none

hope this helps

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
BIGBLACKCOCK all caps no spacing needed or wanted.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
420BLAZEIT

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
crunkCOUGAR~69~

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
No joke my grandma is obsessed with American Idol season 2's runner up Clay Aiken and her password is aiken4clay

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

BIGBLACKCOCK all caps no spacing needed or wanted.

gently caress man now I gotta change all my passwords. I'm honestly upset about this bullshit

Devils Affricate posted:

No joke my grandma is obsessed with American Idol season 2's runner up Clay Aiken and her password is aiken4clay

Also this owns and I hope it's true

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
Imagine your grandma getting moist thinking about Clay Aiken. You can thank me later.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
I'll thank you now. Thanks kak☺

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
"quillow"

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
"n*ggerstomper58"

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
It is named after one of her cats she had three generations of cats ago, plus the year of its birth. But she is not sure if there are spaces or capital letters. Hold on, it's illegibly written down here in a folder with every other password she has ever used.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
dustyvag69

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Devils Affricate posted:

No joke my grandma is obsessed with American Idol season 2's runner up Clay Aiken and her password is aiken4clay

How can you compromise your granny's internet like this?
E: also do you think she gets off on the thought of two Clay Aikens making love?

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

its her childhood pets ambiguously spelled racially charged name

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Vaginal Vagrant posted:

How can you compromise your granny's internet like this?
E: also do you think she gets off on the thought of two Clay Aikens making love?

Actually we recently had to take her computer/internet access away because she was getting scammed and loving up her computer with malware (she's 95). Now she has an offline iPad with a video poker app and she's happier than ever.

And yes that sounds plausible

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
myGrandS0nSuXXCoXX

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Loutre posted:

I'm sorry to inform you but the new password is WWG1WGA

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
it's on the bottom of her router. It's a bunch of random capitals and numbers, so it's hard to remember off the top of my head. Let me go and write it down for you.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
GY16yf7Sbl9ILU79

Go ahead and toss that in the trash after you get that in your phone. Grandma doesn't want the Raymonds downloading porn on her Wi-Fi. Again.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I'd tell, but I'd probably eat a probe at the very least.

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redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
it's a personal detail about her life that you should know but don't

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