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Papa Emeritus III posted:^^ Oh drat. I'll have to dig for the already aired episodes Should be able to watch it on the lifetime website.
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Obligatory post of Remix to Ignition with an anti-masturbation ASL vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5F_yghhiss
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935 posted:Is it true that there's literal video evidence of R Kelly pissing on an underage girl and somehow he's not a convicted felon? How goddamn bad of a prosecutor do you have to be to fumble that ball. They're almost qualified to have a cable news show
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trapped in the closet is my poo poo the PPPPAckage
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get me HQ! posted:trapped in the closet is my poo poo Where are you Chuck?
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Fun fact I learned from this show: r Kelly was illiterate
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Papa Emeritus III posted:^^ Oh drat. I'll have to dig for the already aired episodes guilty of not being rich enough to get away with it
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The Root or some other huge magazine also published a massive expose this year on the mansion full of teenage sex slaves he keeps. The parents can’t legally do anything because the girls aren’t being held against their will, supposedly, but he also gets them all phones so he can GPS track them at all times. Dude is a loving psychopath. That said: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIQn8pab8Vc
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935 posted:Is it true that there's literal video evidence of R Kelly pissing on an underage girl and somehow he's not a convicted felon? Yes and I have seen it because I couldn't believe it was real. It's hard to tell her age because the quality of the video is so poo poo. But it's basically a lot of awkward sex stuff with R Kelly telling her to do things then he pisses on her
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Obviously these teenagers want to gently caress their idol but it's so insanely gross of R Kelly to exploit their idiot teenage brains
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That's how it goes at an R Kelly party I sip Cris... YOU drink piss
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Bust Rodd posted:The Root or some other huge magazine also published a massive expose this year on the mansion full of teenage sex slaves he keeps. The parents can’t legally do anything because the girls aren’t being held against their will, supposedly, but he also gets them all phones so he can GPS track them at all times. Dude is a loving psychopath. Such a nice song for a psychopath.
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Zzulu posted:Yes and I have seen it because I couldn't believe it was real. It's hard to tell her age because the quality of the video is so poo poo. But it's basically a lot of awkward sex stuff with R Kelly telling her to do things then he pisses on her Why would you seek out what you knew was very likely a child porn video?
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Papa Emeritus III posted:I shall also forever hate him for coining the genre "Hip-Hopera" Did he coin it before this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rn7ugha7L0 (Bounty Killer is hella problematic)
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Honky Dong Country posted:Why would you seek out what you knew was very likely a child porn video? Because the more people who see it, the more real his crime becomes in the public's mind? The police and DA already hosed up. They're not going to do poo poo about it. As long as you're not going to jack off to it, what's the problem? People saw the Rodney King beating and got outraged. If you hide evidence of crimes, change will never happen. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:Because the more people who see it, the more real his crime becomes in the public's mind? ![]()
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:Because the more people who see it, the more real his crime becomes in the public's mind? Dude, it's child porn. Do you really think it's okay to watch child porn as long as you're not touching your genitals?
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you gotta admit the irony of doing time for possessing the r. kelly piss tape when he will not be doing time for loving making it is pretty drat amazing
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It's also bullshit when they hide the names of rape victims. People need a name and face so the reality of rape can truly sink home
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https://twitter.com/RickyRawls/status/1081019296397099008 This documentary blatantly slanders barbershops and I will not stand for it.
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You people have a lot of growing up to do.
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:You people have a lot of growing up to do. You're defending the act of watching child porn. Like come on dude, really?
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If you have to watch child porn to know that R Kelly is a rapist something is seriously loving wrong with you. loving disgusting
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Even though we haven't seen it, the piss tape is real
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that video was distributed blurred out on tabloid websites at the time iirc.
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consider this: if you were caught with the r-kelly sex/pee tape, I'm sure the phrase "r kelly having sex with and urinating on a minor" would have to appear at least a few times in court documents... wouldn't that raise some eyebrows
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Wasn't it the Chicago police department that actually leaked the video? I assumed R Kelly never got in trouble because otherwise they would have to bust the police for distributing child pornography. Either that or you can just pay the cops to diddle minors. An Ounce of Gold fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Jan 5, 2019 |
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heh https://www.theguardian.com/music/2008/jun/16/news.rosieswash1 R Kelley Piss Tape Trial posted:
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Pick convinced me this guy was no good. She didn’t convince me that wheedling your deedle and looking at pictures of pretty naked ladies is wrong, but keeping underage girls locked up in a compound is a different story.
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no pubes yet sorry posted:that video was distributed blurred out on tabloid websites at the time iirc. Hm, does this mean that everyone who reads tabloids are now pedophiles? Disgusting
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*cranks it to the pisstape, but in an ironic fashion *
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papa_november posted:you gotta admit the irony of doing time for possessing the r. kelly piss tape when he will not be doing time for loving making it is pretty drat amazing
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Dramatic shot of barrel that says "R. Kellys Urine" from Chappelle Show
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R. Smelly
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Blast of Confetti posted:guilty of not being rich enough to get away with it Truth. ![]() Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:Did he coin it before this? Never saw this before but I... Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:Because the more people who see it, the more real his crime becomes in the public's mind? .... ![]()
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drip drip drip. this is the remix edition of a song about pissin
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he's the world's greatest
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at pissing
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Dated a girl who liked being pissed on. At first, I would only do it in the shower after I was really well hydrated. Clear urine, more sterile. This was a regular thing, part of foreplay. Soon enough we graduated to vinyl bedsheets and "sex towels". This girl seriously could not get wet without... getting wet. One day she confessed that the best piss was dehydrated morning piss. The hot yellow vitamin-chocked stuff that stains the rim of your toilet bowl. I obliged. I drank three cans of Dr. Pepper before going to bed and really struggled to hold it all night. Cue eight in the morning, my alarm goes off and I feel her nudging me. I had a rock-solid morning wood, but I was able to pee anyways. I laid on my back and started pissing. Her head was on my chest, facing my dick with her mouth wide open. I remember feeling the hot piss dripping down my ribs and puddling in the small of my back, completely contained by the vinyl bedsheets. As soon as I was done peeing, she climbed up and rode me until she orgasmed twice. Afterwards, I got up and took a shower and got ready for work. She did the laundry. We stayed together another 4 months. Now someone else pisses on her.
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# ? May 19, 2022 22:43 |
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indeed
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