Surviving R Kelly "I've done the human toilet thing"

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I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

There's a six part documentary series being shown over three nights on Lifetime about R Kelly having sex with underage girls if you are interested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw8CxyQx4zE

# ¿ Jan 5, 2019 05:03

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 13:04

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Papa Emeritus III posted:

Actually, it just made me do a double take. No big deal or anything.

Back on the R Kelley topic: When does this 3 night event air?

The first two nights have been shown, last one is this evening.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2019 07:31

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Papa Emeritus III posted:

^^ Oh drat. I'll have to dig for the already aired episodes

Not just video, but Kelly also had photos. The girl in the video had gone to the police, so there was a warrant out. Kelly was caught in Florida(the warrant was from Chicago) and when they detained him they found the photos in a gym bag. Somehow, that search was illegal due to no search warrant, and the charges were tossed.

When I was arrested, in FL, all of my poo poo was searched. I dont know if things had changed over the years but... wtf

Should be able to watch it on the lifetime website.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2019 07:35

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Next episodes are on in about 45 minutes.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 02:13

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Imagine if he had done this poo poo with white girls.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 06:41

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/thespook...80%2Fframe.html

Pusha T strikes again.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 09:03

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

For real the scene where the mother goes and rescues her daughter from R Kelly's secret hotel rooms.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 10:49

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

a new study bible! posted:

R Kelly vs Allison Mack... Who you got?

<3 Nick Foles <3

# ¿ Jan 8, 2019 03:16

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Boywhiz88 posted:

Ahhh, R. Kelly�s Europeeing

# ¿ Jan 10, 2019 04:28

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Caesar Saladin posted:

she refers to her "fourteen year old pussy" six times in the video lmao, that is hilariously incriminating

That Chappelle show skit about R.Kelly's grandmother is coming true.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2019 23:23

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Prosecutor:
Mr. Chappelle, what would it take to convince you that R. Kelly is guilty?

Dave Chappelle:
Okay, I'd have to see a video of him singing "Pee On You," two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and R. Kelly's grandma to confirm his identity.

R. Kelly's Grandma:
That's my Robert, always peeing on people.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2019 09:48

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Prosecutor:
Mr. Chappelle, what would it take to convince you that R. Kelly is guilty?

Dave Chappelle:
Okay, I'd have to see a video of him singing "Pee On You," two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and R. Kelly's grandma to confirm his identity.

R. Kelly's Grandma:
That's my Robert, always peeing on people.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2019 13:51

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orq1nMKZ7OY

https://twitter.com/RobElgasABC7/status/1099131719947599872

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d24ZpzoZkQE&t=21s

# ¿ Feb 23, 2019 06:46

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1100362808397647872

Can't say i'm surprised.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2019 13:31

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1100381472987467777

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Prosecutor:
Mr. Chappelle, what would it take to convince you that R. Kelly is guilty?

Dave Chappelle:
Okay, I'd have to see a video of him singing "Pee On You," two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and R. Kelly's grandma to confirm his identity.

R. Kelly's Grandma:
That's my Robert, always peeing on people.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2019 01:22

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85rGqWNCQeI

# ¿ Feb 27, 2019 13:07

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

quote:

The woman who paid for R. Kelly's bail has reportedly received a bomb threat at her one-time workplace ... which just so happens to be a daycare.

CBS Chicago reporter Brad Edwards tweeted out the news Sunday, saying multiple people had called in a bomb threat Saturday at a local daycare Valencia P. Love either currently works at or used to work at.

https://www.tmz.com/2019/03/03/r-kelly-friend-bail-paid-bomb-threat-daycare-work-chicago/

# ¿ Mar 4, 2019 12:29

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/CBSNewsPress/status/1103422194229624833

# ¿ Mar 6, 2019 23:58

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

A primetime special on King�s 80-minute interview with Kelly airs Friday at 8 p.m. ET on CBS.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2019 10:50

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/thisisinsider/status/1104083134323310592

Genson � who also represented former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich in his corruption trial � told the paper he meddled in other ways to keep Kelly in check. Genson said he told Kelly to change the lyrics to "Ignition," which the singer remixed into one of his biggest hits, because it was originally about the relationship between a teacher and student.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2019 04:24

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

What's the most embarrassing thing on tv right now, the Nuggets-Warriors game or the R.Kelly interview?

# ¿ Mar 9, 2019 05:09

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Collapsing Farts posted:

why did it take so long to bust this moron

Because all the victims were black.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2019 12:13

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

MarcusSA posted:

I know a guy who was an editor on this and he said there was so much hosed up footage that they couldn�t show.

He�s worked in TV for a while and he was saying this was the most disturbing thing he�s ever worked on.

The documentary or the interview?

# ¿ Mar 11, 2019 22:38

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Jizz on You (Remix)

# ¿ Mar 28, 2019 12:18

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

All his victims were black.

# ¿ May 31, 2019 14:46

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

R Kelly wants to serve his time in the juvenile female offenders prison.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2019 23:56

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Ok i've got one

Why did the judge think R Kelly was a flight risk?

# ¿ Sep 6, 2019 05:42

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Because he believed he could fly.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2019 05:49

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

must resist urge to make flight risk joke.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2019 12:20

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Of course R.Kelly keeps his sex slaves in Trump Tower, of course.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2020 03:02

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/JenaFriedman/status/1246701891423105024

# ¿ Apr 6, 2020 01:41

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 13:04

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Shes a comedian tweeter

And it's a joke.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2020 01:48

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