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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014


R. Smelly

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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Salty Josh posted:

My money is on R. Kelly having an itty bitty kiddy dick.

When he says “let my stick my key in your ignition” in that one song he’s referring to the fact that his dick is the length of a car key

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Can't wait for his next single straight from prison, "Trapped in Solitary Confinement Chapter 1"

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRwhm-B6yNI


An actual YouTube comment posted:

It was Aaliyah who was in love with RKelly and wanted to be with him but he turned her down. This would have been Aaliyahs idea because she really wanted to be with him but he turned her down. The marriage story was fake made up by her corrupt uncle to tarnish RKellys name..it worked up to now. The Feds in 2019 explored that story and found out the truth just like the rest of the lies that it never happened. RKelly will get released soon. He has had too many people jealous of him and jealous of women with him. Everyone wants to be RKelly or be with him thats the truth ....his talent, money and good looks turned out to be his greatest challenge in life.... all the black men who spoke out against him all were jealous because he was her first and true love and no one ever measured up after. Her true love l said ...not his thats why she was mad at him. If not for RKelly the world would never know Aaliyah. If she were alive today she would prob be pissed that so many people keep spreading the same lies about him and her. She has been on video 3 times to tell the world it never happened, her mother too. There is no real record of a marriage because the cert was fake...and story it never happened and they never were together. He just used his status to mentor her and they grew very close. He may have helped her write this song but my guess was it was her idea....trying to send a message to him. Everyone has RKellys story twisted because there have been so many corrupt people in his life....but soon the world will know again he was always innocent. This song is a classic and has been tainted by people who want to ruin history. Age was nothing but a number back then....even Jay Z raps about spotting Beyonce when she was 16... many great love stories have the same story. We have become too uptight and stupid about it. Most girls are having sex at 16 period...and girls become women biologically much younger. Its Western society that has moved the age of maturity higher and higher yet most peoples grandparents and parents met at 16 and married at 18... now its 25. Lets not blame RKelly for a whole generation of people meeting young. Everyone was in love with Aaliyah...RKelly turned her down and so now all these black men hate him because she loved him. What a rubbish world. He loved her no doubt but the facts are it never happened...she said it, her mum, her cousin from back in the day told the story recently on Youtube, the feds found out it was rubbish slander and a fake cert.. that it was a setup fake story and certificate by Barry H. People need to finally leave RKelly alone and give him the credit he deserves. Oh and all those tapes people keep talking about were fake extortionist tapes by a woman named Lisa Van Allen. It was never RKelly on any of them. Every story depends on which angle is spun first. If Aaliyah spoke about what happened back then fully RKelly may never be where he is with the gossip and slander....she was the one pursuing him, but he turned her down. RKelly is too honourable to speak about her he wont even speak about his ex wife who changes her story about him every year. Let the King be and give him his due respect. People need to learn not to listen and believe everything they hear because with celebs most of it is rubbish and lies. With RKelly all of it has been fake and lies... he is too blessed and genius to be destroyed by evil people. He needs to be cherished and protected not hated on because too many people are jealous of him. He is the only true music King we have left....give him his rightful respect and protect his and her legacy. They were destined to meet so she could become the much loved Aaliyah....RKellys genius extends to seeing greatness in people. He has changed music for ever...rnb, hip hop and pop music so far. He is a legend and deserves so much more. ...listen to the words for goodness sake..."Aaliyah's got a thing for you and l cant let go...age ain't nothing but a number..." It was Aaliyah who wanted RKelly not the other way around.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

lol so there's a season 2 of Surviving R Kelly. Easy money I guess

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