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just deleted my social media accounts despite them being my sole source of income had an argument and used Sarcasm against my wife and she changed the password to our premium swinging snapchat started a TickTock account and lipsynched to an InfoWars greatest hits compilation got drunk and crashed an ofo bike into a different rideshare bike. taking my dad's golf clubs and going absolute bugshit on my neighbor's heirloom turnip breeding operation coping with my looming mortality. torching all my closest relationships, dismayed to discover i have so few that the whole process takes less than an hour forgetting how to speak in normal language, now only able to converse in the affected pidgin dialect you use for your cat's twitter throwing my phone in the toilet and livestreaming my morning crisis-shits (cryshits) to all the turdbois and pissgurls on Pereniumscope. having a normal one today how about you? |
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"how many of these are inspired by your real lief right now" ahaha a an uncomfortable number "are you okay" no not really "but your posts have been really funny lately" yes thank you i know, i guess good art actually does come from mental illness "weird how everyone accused you of melting down in the OSHA thread" i'm just intimidated by/admire technical competence is all. edit- help my wife has left and now her beetles have taken to wearing her clothes and beckoning to me in an alluring fashion. crimes |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:just deleted my social media accounts despite them being my sole source of income Really been contemplating doing this with my twitter even though I'm not making anything off it.
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super sweet best pal posted:Really been contemplating doing this with my twitter even though I'm not making anything off it. then do it, friend. free yourself. reclaim you're life. crimes |
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Jan 6, 2019 18:06
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What's the account name for that Snapchat? (asking for a friend) |
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Jan 6, 2019 18:39
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BerthAllPups
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Jan 6, 2019 18:44
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Jan 6, 2019 18:50
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i use my facebook account to mostly look at the dogspotting and catspotting pages so im fine |
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Jan 6, 2019 19:53
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Jan 6, 2019 21:17
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going on a spiritual journey by quitting my job and touring a third world country or maybe just moving to Montana to raise legal weed and bury the bodies of my enemies in the rapidly melting glaciers while posting on my Instagram about #livingmybestlife over a flat white
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Jan 6, 2019 21:31
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tyimg myslef to some high speed rail to protest my local cold brew coffeeshop getting out gentrified by a starbucks. pwned at 400 kmph by a trainload of laughing chinese investors fat on their bitcoin billions
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Jan 6, 2019 21:59
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deliberately de-optimizing my day in order to spend more time playing Calculords on the toilet
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Jan 6, 2019 21:59
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Jan 7, 2019 01:52
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brought back the hipster pda, ie the deck of 3x5 lined notecards I keep everything on, because I can't afford my iCloud subscription since YouTube de-monetized my car-based fast food review channel
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Jan 7, 2019 09:25
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Threw away all my dorky, ironic dad clothes and replaced them with ordinary dorky dad clothes
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Jan 7, 2019 16:25
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I'm not even sure I like vaping anymore. |
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Jan 7, 2019 16:41
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crying over my homemade artisinal beer yeast leavened brussels waffles because my SO asked if we had any Aunt Jemima e: that was weird how people called your obvious joke in the osha thread "a meltdown". it was clearly an ironic self-own followed by the adoption of a classic comedy type character, the "fish out of water" trope I was ready to have a meltdown over ortho saying "truck loving" when it's "truckfuckling" sheesh Slush Garbo fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Jan 7, 2019 |
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Jan 7, 2019 16:43
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yeah you'd think the OSHA thread would know a meltdown when they see it  hamjobs posted:brought back the hipster pda, ie the deck of 3x5 lined notecards I keep everything on, because I can't afford my iCloud subscription since YouTube de-monetized my car-based fast food review channel this was referred to as a "personal analog assistant" by the actuary who ran the summer camp i worked at. i dont think anyone else got it.  Space Taxi posted:Switched to a flip phone are you spying on me crimes |
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Jan 7, 2019 18:41
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having bought a car, a house in the suburbs, gotten married in a church, and buying a china set; I lie awake all night worried there is nothing left for my generation to "kill" and then later adopt |
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Jan 7, 2019 20:11
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haha what if we had a dinner party like for real an actual dinner party. with a potroast. haha how wild would that be haha what if we secretly added acid to the punch bowl haha how crazy right haaha crimes |
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Jan 8, 2019 07:17
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Threw away all my dorky, ironic dad clothes and replaced them with ordinary dorky dad clothes |
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Jan 8, 2019 07:43
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Space Taxi posted:Switched to a flip phone s... switched?
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You're my best friend Ashten Jamiroquai and you know what? Now that I got the money I'm gonna put gears on our bikes, like a bunch of them. |
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