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I'm laying in bed enumerating every gently caress up and cringe thing I've ever done Yes I'm including this thread
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Methanar posted:I'm enumerating every gently caress up and cringe thing I've ever done That could take weeks, lol.
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Jan 6, 2019 12:19
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I'm looking through my text history and seeing all the numbers that were last used in 2014. I have the stupid idea to say hi to them. I won't. Not that there are many people there.
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Jan 6, 2019 12:21
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I'm not even tired.
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Jan 6, 2019 12:22
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Do not text people at weird o'clock unless you specifically know they'll be awake Anyway, try not to dwell unduly on the past. Bygones be bygones etc, these are literally things that are out of your control - and anyone else's control for that matter - because they've already happened. No changing that. Instead think about the future and what you can do to make your life and the lives of the people you care about better, even if it's just in a small way. Bake some cookies for your friends and neighbours. Call your parents. Make some art. Enjoy a local park. Alternatively, watch some al jazeera and realise that millions of other people have lives that are infinitely worse and more deeply hosed up than yours or mine.
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Jan 6, 2019 12:28
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Well you can be relaxed to know that people have been doing this for thousands of years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY7S6EgSlCI If you want a possible fix just cut caffeine out of the afternoon and do lots of exercise so you have to fall asleep. Flannelette fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Jan 6, 2019 |
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Jan 6, 2019 12:41
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Crazy Achmed posted:Do not text people at weird o'clock unless you specifically know they'll be awake If that doesn't work try a glass of milk, always gets me ready for sleepy time.
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Jan 6, 2019 12:44
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I do the same thing. It sucks.
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Jan 6, 2019 13:25
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Same, it helps sometimes to tell yourself you'll dwell on mistakes some other time when it's more convenient.
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Jan 6, 2019 13:32
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Jerk off.
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Jan 6, 2019 13:44
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Seconding the exercise suggestion. I think of it as burning the stress off caused by work / life in general. You'll feel much better than you would have otherwise and you'll fall asleep without a problem.
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Jan 6, 2019 13:49
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Also, blast this in your headphones. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efXXPYkBNuM
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Jan 6, 2019 13:53
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Listen to a podcast or video with people conversationally talking. something that takes a bit of focus to listen to. And go for a walk.
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Jan 6, 2019 14:05
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here's a sleep tip: just close your eyes and it will come! unless you have some sort of serious underlying medical issue of course
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Jan 6, 2019 14:13
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Mozi posted:here's a sleep tip: just close your eyes and it will come! unless you have some sort of serious underlying medical issue of course Yep,  OP.
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Jan 6, 2019 14:56
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Work out until you are dripping with sweat, panting, and question whether you can keep going or not, shower, eat a pound of meat, watch a few episodes of TNG, and try to sleep again. 
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Jan 6, 2019 15:09
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And stop putting your phone near your bed you moron.
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Jan 6, 2019 15:35
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Smoke weed, op.
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Jan 6, 2019 15:53
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Focus on your breathing, and the sound of my voice
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Jan 6, 2019 15:55
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bradzilla posted:Smoke weed, op. Cbd actually is good for sleep
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Jan 6, 2019 16:43
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Eat weed, op.
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Jan 6, 2019 16:51
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TUNAFISHING 87 posted:Listen to a podcast or video with people conversationally talking. something that takes a bit of focus to listen to. Lately I've been going to bed earlier than I need to and spent the extra time in bed listening to a podcast I like. It really helps me relax before I need to sleep. Looking at the screen can trick your dumb monkey brain into thinking it's daylight or something, so i try to avoid doing that as much as possible.
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Jan 6, 2019 16:53
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Grevling posted:Lately I've been going to bed earlier than I need to and spent the extra time in bed listening to a podcast I like. It really helps me relax before I need to sleep. Joe Rogan's poo poo is pretty good. I like it when he's got Bill Burr or Joey Diaz on.
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Jan 6, 2019 16:55
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Sleep is scary and annoying and i hate it and don't do it much op but smoking weed makes it easy hope this helps.
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Jan 6, 2019 17:13
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Scientists: please invent a machine that makes you go to sleep for the right amount of time on command it would solve many of our problems.
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Jan 6, 2019 17:35
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Whenever I have insomnia I wander around the apartment pretending to be a ghost. Put on a sheet, rattle a chain, all that stuff. Give it a try, OP.
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Jan 6, 2019 17:41
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LabyaMynora posted:Also, blast this in your headphones. I would have to agree
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Jan 6, 2019 17:45
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Methanar posted:I'm laying in bed enumerating every gently caress up and cringe thing I've ever done Man I do that all day 
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Jan 6, 2019 18:08
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I hear heroin helps people nod off.
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Jan 6, 2019 18:35
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I have food poisoning, a stomach flu or a viral infection (Er visit was inconclusive). While I can sleep, it’s for two hour increments, and I wake up with raging diarrhea. I’d rather be in your position than my own, friend.
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Jan 6, 2019 18:42
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Kuato posted:I have food poisoning, a stomach flu or a viral infection (Er visit was inconclusive). While I can sleep, it’s for two hour increments, and I wake up with raging diarrhea. I’d rather be in your position than my own, friend.  except I'm not sick at all and slept fine
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Jan 6, 2019 18:45
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Men At Work were really good.
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Jan 6, 2019 18:55
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did anyone say jerk it, op? works better than milk
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Jan 6, 2019 18:56
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just drink vodka until you pass out, works every time
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Jan 6, 2019 18:56
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500 good dogs posted:did anyone say jerk it, op? works better than milk Yeah, I was about to say. I had a real bad case of the insomnia a few months ago. Hadn't slept in three days. Put the heat to the meat and passed out.
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Jan 6, 2019 18:57
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Give up on trying to sleep, take up a new hobby instead and use your newfound misery time for something productive. Have you considered building ships in a bottle, or editing/vandalizing Wikipedia articles?
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Jan 6, 2019 19:00
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Also, have you considered that blue light is making you fat and a retard?
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Jan 6, 2019 19:04
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I like to text people at all hours of the day so they think I'm some sort of monster that doesn't sleep.
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Jan 6, 2019 19:28
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Texting a veiled threat to an ex-lover always works
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Jan 6, 2019 19:44
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LabyaMynora posted:Jerk off.
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