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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:i read the title as lady in a coma pageant and was really looking forward to a bunch of pictures of ladies in hospital beds on stage Perp spotted, cuff 'em
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Oh poo poo! Granos is out?! I'm calling the police right now.
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:yeah and the kid probably wont have been born addicted to drugs or alcohol like happened to my neighbors. it's amazing what you can find dumpster diving.
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Bread Dragon posted:some folks have all the luck but enough about Three Olives back story
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Jan 7, 2019 06:05
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i know, i know, it's seriouuuus
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Jan 7, 2019 06:20
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Pretty sure this is the plot to a gg allin song
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Jan 7, 2019 06:25
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Jose Mengelez posted:it's amazing what you can find dumpster diving. 
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Jan 7, 2019 06:26
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Coma coma coma coma coma chameleon You come and go
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:i read the title as lady in a coma pageant and was really looking forward to a bunch of pictures of ladies in hospital beds on stage 
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:(really sad story: gay couple, amazing parents, but their son was born addicted to (meth or heroin) and has severe behavior issues. the terrible neighbors think it's because his parents are gay).
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Jan 7, 2019 06:51
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Elephant Parade posted:Obviously it's not because the parents were gay, but how does a kid get born addicted to drugs? witches curse most likely
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Jan 7, 2019 06:54
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it happens because the mother used those drugs while pregnant
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Jan 7, 2019 07:20
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Men are such poo poo.
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Vim Fuego posted:Coma coma coma coma coma chameleon i think we figured out who the culprit is 
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fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:Men are such poo poo. whoa whoa whoa how do we know a man impregnated her
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Jan 7, 2019 07:27
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Former DILF posted:whoa whoa whoa how do we know a man impregnated her Dear God I forgot about ladydick. My sincerest apologies for being transphobic. I get a red line under transphobic, is transphobic not a real word SA? You fuckin transphobes. Red line under transphobes as well, also under ladydick which I just noticed. Jesus christ what a hill to die on.
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razamataza posted:
Well apart from the bit with the penis, it sounds like you’re basically there.
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fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:Dear God I forgot about ladydick. My sincerest apologies for being transphobic. I get a red line under transphobic, is transphobic not a real word SA? You fuckin transphobes. Red line under transphobes as well, also under ladydick which I just noticed. Jesus christ what a hill to die on.
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Jan 7, 2019 09:27
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The perfect woman. Let’s you do your thing but doesn’t judge you.
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Jan 7, 2019 09:28
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Kid's gonna be in for a hell of a surprise when he gets old enough to try and find his birth parents. Daddy's a rapist and mom's a potato
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Have we discounted the possibility that this lady is just really good at pretending to be asleep and has parlayed it into an easy life of fraud where she is comatose during the day and partying it up at night?
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I think it's fair to say that we should chop off all dicks and also euthanize anyone who is in a coma-like state for more than 6 hours.
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Jan 7, 2019 14:05
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How is babby formed? How vagteble got pragnrnt?
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Jan 7, 2019 14:08
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That's not how you wake up Princess Aurora.
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Jan 7, 2019 14:28
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Well, if this didn't wake her up then I'm starting to think nothing will. Thoughts and prayers.
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Elephant Parade posted:Obviously it's not because the parents were gay, but how does a kid get born addicted to drugs? lmao
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Jan 7, 2019 15:10
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Could've been a tainted tampon. It's more common than you'd think.
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Elephant Parade posted:Obviously it's not because the parents were gay, but how does a kid get born addicted to drugs? I guess you could blame it on the gay parents if the kid was born addicted to poppers and trance music.
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Jan 7, 2019 15:31
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Elephant Parade posted:Obviously it's not because the parents were gay, but how does a kid get born addicted to drugs? A fetus gets its nutrients straight from its mother, so anything she eats or drinks baby gets too. It's why pregnant women aren't supposed to drink alcohol.
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Jan 7, 2019 15:38
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Sooo... A pregnant gay man can drink and do drugs as much as he wants but a woman can't? Doesn't seem fair imo.
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homercles posted:That's not how you wake up Princess Aurora. That's literally how it is in the original story. Unless that's 
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:Kid's gonna be in for a hell of a surprise when he gets old enough to try and find his birth parents. otoh now he will be the next of kin so he can get the plug pulled
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Solice Kirsk posted:Well, if this didn't wake her up then I'm starting to think nothing will. She doesn't need thoughts and prayers b/c she already got her miracle 
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Jan 7, 2019 16:35
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Buck was defeated by a heavy door and not Hanzo steel
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Icochet posted:Could've been a tainted tampon. It's more common than you'd think. Ive heard quite a few ladies have died to tampons.
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Be Depressive posted:There was some guy a few years ago who left his iPhone recording while he was under and got audio of the doctors making fun of his butthole. Multimillion dollar settlement. Now it’s illegal to record your doctor in many states. What was so funny about his butthole that the doctors felt the need to make fun of it? It is a butthole. Lol. That is funny. \/\/\/ Bored fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Jan 7, 2019 |
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Bored posted:What was so funny about his butthole that the doctors felt the need to make fun of it? It is a butthole. Why did he have his iPhone with him in the OR?
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