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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/max_read/status/1082057341992923136?s=20

This thread is for bullshit toys for morons with military pretensions

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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOaEjJz-6jg

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
lmfao yeah exactly

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.breachbangclear.com/tactical-condoms/

quote:

Unknown caliber, muzzle velocity or chamber pressure (may vary with user, to include blank munitions – which might seem counterintuitive, but you never know).

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
How about a Tactical Spork?

Boats
Feb 7, 2006


The cops in the town i used to work in wore these tactical blackout punisher gloves instead of the teal ones like literally every other first responder or ER person. they're also like 4x as expensive

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Boats posted:



The cops in the town i used to work in wore these tactical blackout punisher gloves instead of the teal ones like literally every other first responder or ER person. they're also like 4x as expensive

You can get those at my neighborhood Home Depot and they're not that much more expensive (still stupid though). But I guess I'm not surprised that a bunch of tacticool local yokels got taken for a ride.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


https://tacticalbabygear.com

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose

Boats posted:



The cops in the town i used to work in wore these tactical blackout punisher gloves instead of the teal ones like literally every other first responder or ER person. they're also like 4x as expensive

microflex midknight black nitrile gloves are the same price as every other nitrile glove. i used to order them sometimes because the undergrad assistants liked them :shrug:

they should make nitriles with the COD finger bone pattern on them for tacticlol morons and charge 5 prices for them

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

lmfao


Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
look lets be honest here. idk about the BLACK VENOM ones but the more expensive nitrile gloves are very worth it.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/immolations/status/1061796616582168577

TerminalSaint
Apr 21, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

Boats
Feb 7, 2006

Larry Parrish posted:

look lets be honest here. idk about the BLACK VENOM ones but the more expensive nitrile gloves are very worth it.

they're the same as our hospital gloves but black... so less reflective at night (when 90% of your job is standing near traffic) and you can't tell if you have blood etc on them easily. pretty cool!

coathat
May 21, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNokktS-QZ0

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

https://lapolicegear.com/

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Larry Parrish posted:

look lets be honest here. idk about the BLACK VENOM ones but the more expensive nitrile gloves are very worth it.

I’ve never thought so but I just use them for lab work, I don’t use them to grab at bleeding tweakers or whatever cops do with them so maybe thats where the difference is.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS












Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN

The uncomfortably drawn out length of the shot, the flat camera angle and the bizarre reveal at the end honestly make for a funnier joke than 99% of currently airing US sitcoms. Sharper social commentary as well, though perhaps not in the way the creators intended.

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
thought it said the on it and assumed the baby was gasping on loud

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015


why does the orkin man hate pig carcass so much?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


We're done here

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy


you drop one and it shatters on the ground, your marine buddy starts screaming because they get a PTSD flashback to one of his buddies getting blown up by an IED in afghanistan

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Explain the first one

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Explain the first one

It used to be a Lee Enfield (old school British bolt action) and now it takes AK magazines and has an integrated suppressor with an AR stock and pistol grip

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i kinda like the one that looks like it's supposed to be the halo 2 battle rifle but im pretty sure its not a purposeful remodel

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol i have like 6 of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS35Z4bhv28

i use em in the kitchen :3:

i'm shocked they have a mentally-impared video for these tiny little knives

Cosa Nostra Aetate
Jan 1, 2019
nerf tactical gear

I guess nerf has always been normalizing gun violence for children, but this seems like an escalation.

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007


https://www.thegreenhead.com/2013/11/tactical-laser-guided-pizza-cutter.php

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

lame. give me a laser pizza cutter that actually uses a laser for the cutting

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Taintrunner posted:

It used to be a Lee Enfield (old school British bolt action) and now it takes AK magazines and has an integrated suppressor with an AR stock and pistol grip

I thought it was a tacticololed up de lisle carbine

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

I have to admit that the silenced enfield with an ak magazine looks hella tight

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

2013 lurker rereg posted:

nerf tactical gear

I guess nerf has always been normalizing gun violence for children, but this seems like an escalation.

drat, we do live in a society

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DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006

pretty cool you can just buy poo poo to make a human shield

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