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What do you think a baby is? Somewhere between I and II-A? What if it’s a real fat baby?
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 19:50 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 06:03 |
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DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:pretty cool you can just buy poo poo to make a human shield
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 19:53 |
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GalacticAcid posted:lmfao Is there a kevlar plate protecting the baby's back? That way the baby acts as the trauma plate for the wearer.
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 22:58 |
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Does this guy use a tissue every time he sips his beer? I'd just shave.
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 23:03 |
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My guns have testicles because they are boy guns and not girl guns which are bad. It's not gay because they're like my kids so it doesn't count. Sometimes I give the balls a little smooch. I'm a normal person.
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 00:53 |
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the... the clip or magazine is already the balls in this extended metaphor! thats like having an additional set of balls halfway up your dong!!
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 03:54 |
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 03:56 |
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i cant tell what this is lol
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 04:01 |
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Larry Parrish posted:i cant tell what this is lol it’s from the punisher. a bad guy kidnaps a bunch of babies and tapes them to himself so punisher can’t shoot him
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 04:18 |
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Gripping a pair of black balls tightly every time they use their gun is a great metaphor but probably not the one the owner intended
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 04:57 |
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:thats like having an additional set of balls halfway up your dong!! what's wrong with that?
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 05:09 |
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Crossposted from the cspammiest pics thread but tactical anti-masturbation DVDs seems pretty solid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMMMEnpYcEM
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 07:01 |
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RaySmuckles posted:what's wrong with that? When you empty your first clip you don't need to pause to reload
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 07:02 |
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The wild bullshit of the Tac Sac and interaction with atf regulation means that it's not technically a forward grip, so you can put one on an AR pistol build without the feds killing your dog.
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 13:58 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQQCfGNKZFE
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 14:24 |
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Xand_Man posted:Crossposted from the cspammiest pics thread but tactical anti-masturbation DVDs seems pretty solid "Ok so........ jerking off is like flying a jet.....and the viet cong trying to shoot you down is like busting too early...so you have to pull up on your joystick so that you don't crash your jet on the ground and you know what? I'm going to need 6 dvds to finish explaining this metaphor." - Ted "The Jerkoff General" Roberts
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 18:00 |
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why was there already a beer on the side table
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 18:06 |
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Xand_Man posted:Crossposted from the cspammiest pics thread but tactical anti-masturbation DVDs seems pretty solid i can't stop laughing at this
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 18:27 |
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oh boy another excuse to bring up one of my favorite things ever: the insane tactical tomahawk communityquote:What do you get the woman who has everything? You get her a tomahawk! The Jenny Wren is fast and lightweight enough to easily be carried in a purse, but serious enough for close-quarters combat that no fool who wants to keep his blood on the inside would call it “girly.” It is only 11.5 inches long and weighs 18.5 ounces so it can only be used for light breaching, but is great for quick fights or distance throwing. The really impressive feat is the penetration of the spike. goin for a night on the town with the girls, better bring my loving axe just in case i need to smash down a wall or embed it in an attacker's brain
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 18:40 |
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Not gear per say. But in the spirit of the thread, I suggest we ingest heavy metals and chemical propellant to own the libs. https://youtu.be/V7UW5AkWqOY
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 18:44 |
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Yinlock posted:oh boy another excuse to bring up one of my favorite things ever: the insane tactical tomahawk community wanna outdo these guys and start selling purse-sized cruise missiles
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 18:48 |
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i don't know american laws that well but it seems like you're way less likely to go to jail for shooting someone in self-defence than knifing/axing them
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 19:11 |
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I just watched this again and I’m still dyin
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# ? Jan 12, 2019 21:08 |
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Idk, the military has put a lot of effort into the best way to carry a 15lb SAPI plate, using that knowledge to carry babies is a sword into plowshares kinda deal.
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# ? Jan 12, 2019 21:12 |
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https://twitter.com/brendohare/status/1087011698555449345
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# ? Jan 21, 2019 03:22 |
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smarxist posted:
Lol
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# ? Jan 21, 2019 03:39 |
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# ? Jan 21, 2019 06:31 |
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Something's wrong with me because I think it looks cool at the very least
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# ? Jan 21, 2019 06:57 |
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Koishi Komeiji posted:"Ok so........ jerking off is like flying a jet.....and the viet cong trying to shoot you down is like busting too early...so you have to pull up on your joystick so that you don't crash your jet on the ground and you know what? I'm going to need 6 dvds to finish explaining this metaphor." - Ted "The Jerkoff General" Roberts Love 2 pull out early and bust all over your partner while screaming "CHARLIE'S IN THE TREES!"
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 22:11 |
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Yinlock posted:oh boy another excuse to bring up one of my favorite things ever: the insane tactical tomahawk community four hundred forty-five earth dollars for the pursahawk
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 05:57 |
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this is super tiny and I want to see this baby suit!
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 08:54 |
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ball grips is some galaxy brain level poo poo
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 09:34 |
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is that a tactical...router?
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 12:27 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:four hundred forty-five earth dollars for the pursahawk you can't put a price on the ability to breach doors on your way to the office
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 12:29 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Something's wrong with me because I think it looks cool at the very least I'm pretty sure a TR gun could end up looking like that
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:38 |
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I think it's with the grips it looks like a (rifle caliber?) P-90. I don't know what TR is. Other than total recall
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# ? Jan 24, 2019 00:10 |
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In fact, it fires the same round as the P90, note the P90 mag on top. It ejects downward through what would be the magwell on a normal AR.
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# ? Jan 24, 2019 00:52 |
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ASenileAnimal posted:is that a tactical...router? better tactical coffee mug
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# ? Jan 24, 2019 01:08 |
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oh hey this hasn't been posted yet
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# ? Jan 24, 2019 01:11 |
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smarxist posted:
Would that even be that effective at keeping the bottles contents from sharing the temperature of said room?
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# ? Jan 24, 2019 01:22 |