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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Oyak posted:

The Haunting of Hill House. It would have been awesome if they had winnowed it down to 4 or 5 episodes. Unfortunately, it was so bloated with hours dedicated to the backstories of insufferable jackasses, I finished the series and bemoaned my TV watching choices.

The dude who wrote/directed that show (I can’t remember his name and I’m pretending to work) cannot write dialogue to save his loving rear end BUT he made a movie called Hush with a deaf protagonist which pretty much eliminates his greatest weakness. It’s a good movie.

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Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


I watched most of the first season of How to Get Away with murder and it was so incredibly bad. I was expecting like a crime drama but it was just a soap opera with the most laughably unrealistic court room scenes ever


Another is Broadchurch (I was reminded I watched this recently), which I watched all three seasons. The first season is legit a great detective drama about investigating a murder in a small sleepy British town. The second season they’ve solved the murder and is just tawdry and mostly uninteresting drama with lots of long shots and moody colors. The third season is I don’t even know what the gently caress and seems to be about porn dealers (like drug dealers, but with porn) corrupting the towns youth and turning them into old lady rapists

Tolkien minority fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Jan 8, 2019

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Blistex posted:

My dad was watching it on his wide-screen TV and he had it on the native resolution for the TV and Vic's head was actually wider than it was tall.

No that's accurate.

Also the entire Vic Mackey saga is best understood as the Pawn Stars backstory.

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Jan 8, 2019

blackguy32
Oct 1, 2005

Say, do you know how to do the walk?
Sneaky Pete Season 2. I don't really watch much "tv" but season 2 was where the concept just started getting really loving dumb, but I really wanted to see how it played out.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

shame on an IGA posted:

No that's accurate.

Also the entire Vic Mackey saga is best understood as the Pawn Stars backstory.

This is now canon in my head.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Probably the shittiest series I've ever watched all of is either "The New Scooby-Doo Movies" though a couple individual episodes stand out as pretty good, or any Scooby-Doo episode featuring Scrappy.

Also I really don't get televisions obsession with shows about rich white people with ~*secrets*~ Like "Big Little Lies" or "Bloodline" or whatever. Like let me guess, someone killed or will kill someone else/someone cheated or will cheat on their spouse or both. Nobody gives a gently caress about these wealthy people who in real life would never worry about this poo poo because they're all sociopaths

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Some people just want to watch pretty rich people in fancy clothes scheme and sulk a lot.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
You know, I don't think I'd classify Downton Abbey as 'lovely'. But I watched the entire first season and found it so forgettable that I could barely tell you the plot. :confused:

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


I had only watched like half of the first season of Lost and before it ended, I caught up to the last loving season

It must have been a special hell to ruminate and hope over all that poor writing course of a decade, thinking the showrunners knew what the gently caress was going on at any point -- and then come out with that mediocre finale! With nothing!

There are people out there right now who think Lost was a good show

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Hometown Slime Queen posted:

You know, I don't think I'd classify Downton Abbey as 'lovely'. But I watched the entire first season and found it so forgettable that I could barely tell you the plot. :confused:

the nobles arrange a party where they all stalk and doxx a twelve-year-old boy on twitter and high five each other until he says "ok" and they get progressively more and more furious as the kid continues to not give a gently caress about these adults haranguing him

downtown abey kind of sucked but it had its highlights for sure

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
Watching the show Lucifer now. Almost done with season 3.

It has it's ups and downs but it seems a lot of the same themes are repeated over and over.

Writing is getting a bit stale.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
i have only seen the final season of mad men

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

WatermelonGun posted:

i have only seen the final season of mad men

I heard it was good. I haven't seen it yet.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Salty Josh posted:

I heard it was good. I haven't seen it yet.

i liked it, for whatever that is worth

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


Dexter and the Walking Dead. Couldn't finish either and they gpt progressively worse.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I'll be honest, I don't see the appeal in watching shows about stuffy British nobles fretting over tuppence while their servants keep a stiff upper lip through their lovely existence. To me, they look boring as hell, and could immediately be resolved by putting all of the characters in a meat grinder. My parents eat these shows up, though. Downton Abbey, Bleak House, Poldark, Vanity Fair. loving :barf:

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
i think i only watched the pilot for dexter. it didn’t do anything for me HOWEVER my friend had lymphoma when the show was still airing and she was a massive fan her sister hit up michael c hall and just asked him if he could send some pictures or something, but because of his own cancer experience/being a nice guy he gave her a surprise call and flew her down to the set and continued to check up on her throughout her chemo. well that’s my dexter story.

edit: my friend is still alive. feel I should add that.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

WatermelonGun posted:

i think i only watched the pilot for dexter. it didn’t do anything for me HOWEVER my friend had lymphoma when the show was still airing and she was a massive fan her sister hit up michael c hall and just asked him if he could send some pictures or something, but because of his own cancer experience/being a nice guy he gave her a surprise call and flew her down to the set and continued to check up on her throughout her chemo. well that’s my dexter story.

edit: my friend is still alive. feel I should add that.

That's really cool

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Dely Apple posted:

There are people out there right now who think Lost was a good show

JJ. Abrams. . . and I'm drawing a blank.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Blistex posted:

JJ. Abrams. . . and I'm drawing a blank.

Probably also the two idiots who wrote it after JJ left in Season 1 :shrug:

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Lost is really weird because the original pitch was for a show like Castaway and Survivor combined. Then it turned into a phenomenon that rose it to such heights that any conclusion it got would end in disappointment.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Dely Apple posted:

I had only watched like half of the first season of Lost and before it ended, I caught up to the last loving season

It must have been a special hell to ruminate and hope over all that poor writing course of a decade, thinking the showrunners knew what the gently caress was going on at any point -- and then come out with that mediocre finale! With nothing!

There are people out there right now who think Lost was a good show

I saw an episode from really late in the series with that glasses dude from person interest and he was like villain monologuing about something and yet it was coming from this extremely milquetoast dorky dude who just can not act to save his life and it was very bad but funny though it was not intended to be.

supernatural blonde
Mar 15, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
Just finished binge watching YOU on Netflix, wish I hadn't bothered.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
The characters in Lost weren't "dead the whole time".

It was in fact the viewer who was dead the entire time they watched Lost.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Bogus Adventure posted:

Lost is really weird because the original pitch was for a show like Castaway and Survivor combined. Then it turned into a phenomenon that rose it to such heights that any conclusion it got would end in disappointment.

I watched the first 3-4 episodes and found the majority of the characters to be "The Walking Dead" levels of stupid. I honestly don't know how it got a positive reputation for the first few seasons.

supernatural blonde
Mar 15, 2005

Lipstick Apathy

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The characters in Lost weren't "dead the whole time".

It was in fact the viewer who was dead the entire time they watched Lost.

Please don't start this up again, we've suffered enough. No one wins.

Odddzy
Oct 10, 2007
Once shot a man in Reno.
Last season of Arrested Development is poo poo, Dexter is poo poo, Walking Dead is poo poo, Orange Is The New Black is poo poo.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Bogus Adventure posted:

That's really cool

Also I saw Hall in the titular role of Hedwig and the Angry Inch on broadway and he was fantastic. I don’t know if Dexter had a musical episode but they definitely should have.

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


Walking Dead is amazing because ZOMBIES was really the only thing holding the show together, if nerds didn't love zombies so much no one would have watched that trash. It also plagued us with a lot of zombie poo poo, the years following those first few seasons were nothing but zombie games.

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
for anyone asking why one might binge a series one doesn't really care for the answer is drunk depressed and an addictive personality

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Oyak posted:

The Haunting of Hill House. It would have been awesome if they had winnowed it down to 4 or 5 episodes. Unfortunately, it was so bloated with hours dedicated to the backstories of insufferable jackasses, I finished the series and bemoaned my TV watching choices.

I agree with this. The beginning was super slow and boring, the middle was great, and the end was so loving lame and hilarious in a bad way.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Salty Josh posted:

Watching the show Lucifer now. Almost done with season 3.

It has it's ups and downs but it seems a lot of the same themes are repeated over and over.

Writing is getting a bit stale.

i saw two episodes of lucifer on a plane, and it was stunningly horrible

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

YeahTubaMike posted:

i saw two episodes of lucifer on a plane, and it was stunningly horrible

I was kind of hoping for a little more angel poo poo and less 'i cum on everything and everybody' poo poo.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Odddzy posted:

Last season of Arrested Development is poo poo, Dexter is poo poo, Walking Dead is poo poo, Orange Is The New Black is poo poo.

The Golden Era of TV has passed. Breaking Bad ended (Better Call Saul owns face and is the best thing on TV now), Game of Thrones went down the shitter and everything else either got lovely or canceled I'd call A list.

There's lots of fun B tier shows yet but for a while it was a sea of true top tier quality; it's now an island.

ED: Somehow against all loving odds Preacher got renewed so there's hope for fans of whack rear end funky horror comedies still, despite the loss of Ash vs Evil Dead

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Blazing Ownager posted:

The Golden Era of TV has passed.

:barf::barf::barf: is that what you’re calling five years ago?

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
Probably these three:

Falling Skies
True Blood
Sons of Anarchy

And only because the TVIV threads for each of these was so god drat entertaining.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Weaponized Autism posted:

Probably these three:

Falling Skies
True Blood
Sons of Anarchy

And only because the TVIV threads for each of these was so god drat entertaining.

Oh Christ I blacked out the last couple seasons of True Blood from my memory god that got super heavy-handed with the AIDS metaphors at the end.

Orange is the New Black is the same way now. It's not subtle or smart, it hits you over the head with the "HEY REMEMBER THAT THING IN THE NEWS THAT WAS BAD, THIS IS THAT!" Hopefully with Piper out next/the last season will be okay becuase her plotline is the least compelling part of the whole show.

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010

Bogus Adventure posted:

I'll be honest, I don't see the appeal in watching shows about stuffy British nobles fretting over tuppence while their servants keep a stiff upper lip through their lovely existence. To me, they look boring as hell, and could immediately be resolved by putting all of the characters in a meat grinder. My parents eat these shows up, though. Downton Abbey, Bleak House, Poldark, Vanity Fair. loving :barf:

Poldark is great tho?

ScaryJen
Jan 27, 2008

Keepin' it classy.
College Slice

SleepySonata posted:

Poldark is great tho?

Yeah, I wouldn't watch any of that other junk but Poldark rules.

Another show I regret watching so much of is Once Upon A Time. It starts off decent, and then just starts freefalling downhill very quickly. I forget if it was season 2 or 3, but I got to the episode where Emma and her kid get in the car and try to drive out of town and figured that was a good enough ending for me.

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underthecube
Dec 5, 2018
ok i watched the first 2 episodes of twin peaks season 3, its good

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