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Yeah I think it’s Deadspin that does the article about the names in the amateur hockey draft or whatever and those names are hilarious. Just the whitest names ever.
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Seaniqua posted:I used to get frustrated when I heard these stories in the wild, but now I just consider them a handy way to know that I'll never be friends with someone. I once saw a "Seaniqua" in the wild.  White people last names I have seen include Quackenbush, Shipwash, and Gaydar.
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LLCoolJD posted:White people last names I have seen include Quackenbush, Shipwash, and Gaydar.
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Proud Christian Mom posted:friend of mine runs a horse training place where rich parents send their children to learn how to ride horses and all that poo poo and one of her summer camp sign up sheets was a lovecraftian hell of McKaahyleah and McKinzely and McKashley and oh my god white people never get to make this joke again Just an endless goddamn sea of little -axtons
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 also, there was a cross country runner in the high school results in my grandma’s local newspaper named Jenna Furr
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The only name I saw in all those names that really stood out to me was a kid named "Jif." I suppose it was Jeff washed through an accent and phonetics, but his parents could have been big peanut butter enthusiasts, I guess.
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I bring a message from beyond the grave.quote:Scionix wrote on Jan 8, 2019 02:27:
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Scarf posted:I bring a message from beyond the grave. drat just when I think you Clemson dudes already have it all, you break out an ancient seeing stone and deliver messages from Scionix.
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MourningView posted:Just an endless goddamn sea of little -axtons i know people with children named Haden Hayden Caden Bladen Cadence(girl lmao) Jaden
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LLCoolJD posted:I once saw a "Seaniqua" in the wild. I worked with a girl who's last name was Starfighter.
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Proud Christian Mom posted:i know people with children named Haydn or GTFO imo
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Emron posted:I wonder if Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters's family have ever sworn that they met someone who knew a "le-a" pronounced "ledasha," or twins named Orangejello and Lemonjello. Hey my D&D wizard is named Lemonjello
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Proud Christian Mom posted:i know people with children named Read this as Cadien which makes about as much sense.
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Hayden used to be a common name a long time ago, then vanished for like 70 years, and came ROARING BACK
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Asleep Style posted:Haydn or GTFO imo Good old Franz Josef
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tactlessbastard posted:Good old Franz Josef 
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Seaniqua posted:I used to get frustrated when I heard these stories in the wild, but now I just consider them a handy way to know that I'll never be friends with someone. I've got a .txt file I keep at work of all the good ones I come across, no apocryphal stories, no urban legends, if it's on the list I've seen their official record. It cuts across all demographics. White people give some extremely stupid loving names to their kids too. My favorite of all time was an Iraqi immigrant, though. Seema Muwafaq Yousif. Other good ones were Unknown Sean (his legal name), several kids named Alan Bama _____, we've had several wacky legal name changes but those feel like cheating (one woman added Doctor to the beginning of hers and Christ to the end of hers), a transgender woman who while changing her legal gender also changed her name to Night Fury, and yeah we had a few of the dog-whistley ones like Aretrashia and Shitaraji. double edit- I think Gunner Tingle was my favorite ever white kid name GD_American fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Jan 11, 2019 |
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I know some people who named their son Aiyedyn. loving just why?
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SmellsLikeToast posted:I know some people who named their son Aiyedyn. Could be a member of the country club and part of the Mujahideen at the same time. 
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Alaois posted:Buttonwillow McKittrick I understand this reference.
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A dude from my hometown named his son Athens. I have no doubt there are children named Tuscaloosa.
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SmellsLikeToast posted:I know some people who named their son Aiyedyn. What the gently caress is that even supposed to be
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Surnames as first names is where I draw the line.
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Sash! posted:Hayden used to be a common name a long time ago, then vanished for like 70 years, and came ROARING BACK It's a good name imo (I actually tried to argue for it as a potential kid name and got shot down extremely quickly)
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sportsgenius86 posted:What the gently caress is that even supposed to be probably Aidan/Aiden
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Alaois posted:probably Aidan/Aiden I have a theory the entire dumb white people name trend can be traced back to "Sex and the City" and this name.
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PostNouveau posted:I have a theory the entire dumb white people name trend can be traced back to "Sex and the City" and this name. try being named it 5 years before that show existed
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Surprised we've been on Name Chat this long and no one has posted the all-timer yet There's a somewhat more normal sequel too 
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One of my wife's coworkers named her kid Rayleigh. IT'S A BOY
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angryrobots posted:One of my wife's coworkers named her kid Rayleigh. the lafe or rayleigh
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RC and Moon Pie posted:A dude from my hometown named his son Athens. I have no doubt there are children named Tuscaloosa. I know sisters named Brooklyn and Savannah - guess where they were conceived.
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Joey Freshwater posted:I know sisters named Brooklyn and Savannah - guess where they were conceived. A double wide?
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Asleep Style posted:A double wide? 
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Asleep Style posted:A double wide? Hahahah haha
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Asleep Style posted:A double wide? BOOSH
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Asleep Style posted:A double wide? 
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There was that extremely white Oregon lady who named her kid Abcde (AB-sid-ee) in the news a few weeks ago. I also went to school with twins named Harley and Davidson
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