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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I am looking for app for Kregulatron. I am adjusting kreg plates 1-6, 1-7, and 1-7b and have yet to find appropriate app for Shcmintz 2.4 Kreg Computerization Firmware Suite. The mintsch levers are all adjusted to 1.44mkbs (mili-kregbods) but I am not yet able to find app. I am plenxing the millien arms but so far kregulations are minute and not ready yet for high capacity posting. Need advice from enthusiast Kreg-heads :)

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*dweeb alarm goes off*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Chinatown posted:

*dweeb alarm goes off*

I have stowed the on-board likitzdweeb but my kreg-rate is still falling rapidly.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

OP wants to use third-party software to operate the Kregulatron? Yeah, this thread just combined the OSHA and Everest threads.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i got wonna those i push a button it makes coffee its great

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

FactsAreUseless posted:

OP wants to use third-party software to operate the Kregulatron? Yeah, this thread just combined the OSHA and Everest threads.

I have damaged firmware after dropping the snetchlebirg drive upon receipt. No choice but to use Shcmintz 2.4 despite untrabbled kreg-support.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you gotta flush out the main posting chamber with nitrogen gas, otherwise your calibrations will always be off by a few microKregules

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i do a set of kregulatrons every morning and night to keep me tight

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mozi posted:

you gotta flush out the main posting chamber with nitrogen gas, otherwise your calibrations will always be off by a few microKregules

Helium was a poor substitute. Manual says uni-gas posting chamber but took it mean universal lol. Will begin nitrogen flow as soon as kreg-plate 4-9l is fully attenuated.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

woooo00o i'm a spooky ghost!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
dammit, man! it says clearly in the instruction manual that using helium can lead to significant ghost activity!

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Turn on your Kregumonitor.

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Get off the internet and RTFM before you turn yourself in to chunky salsa OP, 1.44mkbs is a big boy number and you are naught but a child

All that poo poo you read on kregtalk is a bunch of hot bullshit dude, stop trying to impress them and start off calibrated for meme

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Literally A Person posted:

I have damaged firmware after dropping the snetchlebirg drive upon receipt. No choice but to use Shcmintz 2.4 despite untrabbled kreg-support.

That answers my question of why you're still on Shcmintz 2.4. You might have to overclock the arms.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Wtf dude did you buy this poo poo on Kregslist? Get real, quality equipment even if you have to shell out a few more kregerands.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mozi posted:

dammit, man! it says clearly in the instruction manual that using helium can lead to significant ghost activity!

I have Sandalwood 2 server executable. I am protected.

Nerses IV posted:

Get off the internet and RTFM before you turn yourself in to chunky salsa OP, 1.44mkbs is a big boy number and you are naught but a child

All that poo poo you read on kregtalk is a bunch of hot bullshit dude, stop trying to impress them and start off calibrated for meme

Meme is funny business :haw: but I am focusing kregulations for serious ends and purposes.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Wtf dude did you buy this poo poo on Kregslist? Get real, quality equipment even if you have to shell out a few more kregerands.

Kregerands are in short supply :(. Friends of Kreg, mechanical brotherhood of Kregmen website says:

Friends of Kreg, mechanical brotherhood of Kregmen posted:

Kreg is not for select few. Kreg is for everyone. Do not be intimidated. Buy simple kregulator show you how. Basic knowledge not for high-end Kregging. Kreg softly for childhood of Kregulator training.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
The boors chip is now red hot. Tried gloining the vrandix matrix but my my oscillating kreg-arm stimpler has not been operating stably since nitrogen uptake.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
All the documentation is in youtube video form recorded on a bad mic by a guy who keeps switching from english to estonian

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Isaac posted:

All the documentation is in youtube video form recorded on a bad mic by a guy who keeps switching from english to estonian

Only kreg-tube. Kregulator is not producing kregs at fast enough l.m.d.r.k's for using information super highway.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
even with that much i can feel the kreggulations through your posts quite clearly

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

brb gotta go to the kregulation store for my booster shot

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine
Just switch to Krebstar man, their stuff is worth the premium. Kregulatrons would never meet Pete Jobs' standards.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Analytic Engine posted:

Just switch to Krebstar man, their stuff is worth the premium. Kregulatrons would never meet Pete Jobs' standards.

Krebstar is not enthusiast machine. I want to adjust my own slirnet-valves not have a technician from the mechanical brotherhood of Kregmen do it for me. Really learn how kreg-cycles work. Really learn the alphanumeric stintz worrblers. Not just Kreg to kreg. Kreg to learn, friend. :)

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

check your personal fax line there is a transmission of kregs incoming

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i'm rubbing my slime all over the command nook

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

numberoneposter posted:

check your personal fax line there is a transmission of kregs incoming

Cheap airfare to Plunkminst?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I got yer kregs right here

*aggressively grabs crotch*

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
All the screws need a head shaped like the letter å

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Isaac posted:

All the screws need a head shaped like the letter å

For that you need lignet wrench.

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i'm rubbing my slime all over the command nook
That can help if the central kreggalor is your bottleneck but that's almost certainly not the case with whatever hardware you actually have.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Uhh.. What in the heck RU talking about, OP? What is "app"?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Ork of Fiction posted:

Uhh.. What in the heck RU talking about, OP? What is "app"?

Sorry, I have learned all of my english from Kregulator manual :). App is is the App-limden sprockets intended for use with the kreg-plates.

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Blarp you op and the flarp you dorped in on

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I had it set to bromine this whole time

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

OP: I am operating the Kregulatron

also OP: at hospital lost fingat

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Literally A Person posted:

Sorry, I have learned all of my english from Kregulator manual :). App is is the App-limden sprockets intended for use with the kreg-plates.

Now is resolving! The limiter on kregcycle prevented transmission of half-type expression. There is so much pulse going to the negative input terminals, I can not switch off! So is life!

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
You know, if you use an Interlocutionary Throculator, you get very similar results.


Or, the ever-popular Turbo Encabulator.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLDgQg6bq7o

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

SOMEONE TURN THAT loving DWEEB ALARM OFF

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor
Soiled Meat
You think little post machine make u big man but I have tell you secret: u always be sad little bohunk w/ gay post no kreg change this! U should sorry to your mother little bohunk lol.

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I keep getting sincerity errors on the confirmation prompt

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