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babe i'll give you extra meat on your italian bmt if you give me a beej in the washroom later
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ive accidentally made a hotdog someone called the cops
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Jan 9, 2019 06:58
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Last time I was in a subway the guy wasn't wearing a uniform and instead had on a jaunty vest and a clip on neck tie. That was hosed up.
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Jan 9, 2019 08:07
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Jan 9, 2019 08:11
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Talk about a hole in one!
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Jan 9, 2019 08:27
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*Makes a joke about Jared getting a footlong in jail, gets fired on my first day*
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Jan 9, 2019 09:41
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*be that lady that got yelled at for putting too many tomato slices on my sandwich* 
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Jan 9, 2019 09:46
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:*Makes a joke about Jared getting a footlong in jail, gets fired on my first day* My little brother got fired from Subway for making a dead baby joke to a coworker. He makes more money than me now.
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Jan 9, 2019 11:17
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Man this is so boring compared to my last job working the McDonald's drive through.
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Jan 9, 2019 11:55
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:*Makes a joke about Jared getting a footlong in jail, gets fired on my first day* “I bet Jared would be enjoying this footlong in jail right now fellas am I right?” *holds up masterfully crafted delicious Italian bmt footlong*
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Jan 9, 2019 13:33
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My sandwich questions the way we think about mustard.
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Jan 9, 2019 13:46
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*puts all sandwich ingredients into a big pile and throws bread at the customer* It’s abstract expressionism.
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Jan 9, 2019 13:51
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deedee megadoodoo posted:*puts all sandwich ingredients into a big pile and throws bread at the customer* It's a deconstructed sandwich.
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Jan 9, 2019 13:52
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customer: hello I don't want my bread toasted but I'd like my lettuce sandwich microwaved. me: are you me customer, who is also me: yes
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Jan 9, 2019 14:17
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Okay Sushi, corporate can't make you turn off the private security camera you had installed so you can watch from home, but we've been asked to hang a big sign in front of it so you can't see us all behind the counter. Will you hold the ladder for me please.
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Jan 9, 2019 14:52
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Supreme Allah posted:Where are you guys living that all your sandwich artists are indians Nyc
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Jan 9, 2019 15:07
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Call me the loving Sand-Witch because I'm about to create a Pagan Fertility Festival between two slices of bread. You'll be praising multiple gods when you taste this. .... Yeah I can put the Sweet Onion sauce and BBQ on there for ya.
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Jan 9, 2019 15:08
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do you think that sandway subwich artists ever get tired of smelling all that bread?
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Jan 9, 2019 15:09
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When at Subway I hand the sandwich artist a slip of paper and the entire transaction is completed in silence. It always says the same thing. "Footlong veggie on whole wheat not toasted Swiss cheese Spinach, onions, tomatoes, pickles, hot peppers, mayo. To go Than k you." I have been doing this for 10 years and if you think I will ever stop you are, frankly, loony
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Jan 9, 2019 15:21
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R.L. Stine posted:When at Subway I hand the sandwich artist a slip of paper and the entire transaction is completed in silence. It always says the same thing. Ah, yeah, I tried that at the bank and they thought they were getting robbed
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Jan 9, 2019 15:25
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R.L. Stine posted:When at Subway I hand the sandwich artist a slip of paper and the entire transaction is completed in silence. It always says the same thing. Why do you hand write that extra space at the end?
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Jan 9, 2019 15:35
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Why do you hand write that extra space at the end? I don't have to answer this. Next.
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Jan 9, 2019 15:48
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Ok, gonna roll up this wrap, don'tbreakdon'tbreakdon'tbreak YES *goes to cut wrap in half, it breaks*
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Jan 9, 2019 15:55
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Supreme Allah posted:Where are you guys living that all your sandwich artists are indians The Subway near my work is attached to a gas station / convince store, and is run by Indian folks. Might be easy to franchise for folks getting started here in America?
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Jan 9, 2019 16:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gW9EnfWzDw
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Jan 9, 2019 16:04
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I went to a pretty trashy subway a couple times and I ended up driving the 4 miles to the other one instead because my sandwich artist was the guy who wore dirty street clothes and had a cigarette in his ear. This subway was a room in the same building as a porn shop which was kinda cool though.
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Jan 9, 2019 16:10
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Artonos posted:Every Subway in Wisconsin is owned by a person from India. It's just a fact. I don't know where those posters are from though. I've never seen a single Indian inside a Subway before. And I've been to a lot of Subways.  edit: maybe they own them but I guess I've never seen a single owner ever then. It's always high school kids working there. Come to think of it I don't think I've ever seen a manager ever. I think they're just run by high school kids and no one knows where the money goes. Anyway, this person asked for lettuce so I'm going to put about 6 cups on, then a reasonable amount of tomatoes, a fist full of black olives and pickles, and am going to struggle for 30 seconds trying to close the thing. I will do this with every person. And if someone says "light vegetables please, I want to be able to eat it without it falling apart," I will promptly ignore them unless they specify this simple instruction for every single veggie. Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Jan 9, 2019 |
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Jan 9, 2019 16:12
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last time I went to subway it was empty except for an elderly mother and her child who was on the floor, crying, and throwing a tantrum. I ordered a meatball sub and sat down and ate it while a child was screaming and throwing a fit for like 30 minutes.
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Jan 9, 2019 16:28
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Alright awesome, I finally have a job again!! ... what do you mean I’ll be the only person in the store?? 
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Jan 9, 2019 16:34
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of course regional manager, it makes perfect sense for you to cut my pay cause I’ve been putting too much lettuce on the sandwiches
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Jan 9, 2019 16:35
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I gotta work extra hard, they told me all the cameras in the store are focused on the employees
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Jan 9, 2019 16:36
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numberoneposter posted:how many pickles does this guy want? he keeps asking for more pickles. i cant tell if hes messing with me. can i tell him no? Give him more loving pickles, OP. There should be a ocean of pickles, with salty fish and loving mayo. Turn over the tub of pickles. Holy poo poo, more loving pickles, get 2 tubs.
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Jan 9, 2019 16:41
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The Jersey Mikes is right down the street sir.
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Jan 9, 2019 16:41
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Why certainly I will add salt to your 2,000mg of salt you are already about to eat.
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Jan 9, 2019 16:43
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I've never seen a single Indian inside a Subway before. And I've been to a lot of Subways. Owner/manager would come in and complain about lettuce just about every day maybe make a couple subs and then leave.
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Jan 9, 2019 17:03
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customer: Could I get some olives on my sandwich? *stare at customer and put 1 olive on the sandwich* customer: Could I get some more? *stare at customer again and put exactly 1 more olive on the sandwich* repeat x infinity
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Jan 9, 2019 17:04
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The smell of Subway triggers something primordial in your gut that you spit it out into the banana peppers container
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Jan 9, 2019 17:08
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Yo sandwich makers why do you care about people asking for extra veg? Like you're getting paid pittance and treated like poo poo by your employer so why do you appease them by charging me an extra €1 when I ask for a bit extra sweet corn and jalapenos.  It's literally like 5 tiny individual pieces of diced veg. Your employer can't even keep track of such things. It's costs nothing. gently caress them. It's not coming from your pay motherfucker why'd you charge me extra? I thought you were on my side? You wanna be in management some day huh bootlicker?  If I was making sandwiches I'd be giving customers extra all the time for free. Without drawing attention to myself from my boss of course Oh btw I shop lifted banana milk worth €1.50 simply because you charged me extra. gently caress you. 
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Jan 9, 2019 17:13
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numberoneposter posted:how many pickles does this guy want? he keeps asking for more pickles. i cant tell if hes messing with me. can i tell him no? Dude like the third module of sandwich artist training is literally called ‘just give them the drat pickles’ were you even paying attention
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Rutibex posted:Quiznos still exists? I see a sign for it every once in a while but when I go up to order a chicken bacon carbonara it's always an abandoned storefront The only Quiznos anywhere near me got an "Abandoned property do not enter" warning posted on the front door many years ago. I guess the owner just up and left, and when the employees realized they weren't gonna get paid they stopped showing up.
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