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i ate extremely healthy these last two days that last poo poo should not have been just blood this is unjust
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Jan 9, 2019 02:54
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loving how this wound on my shin won't heal also did i somehow dent the bone? yet not a mark on those trousers?
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Jan 9, 2019 02:54
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*regards feet* be better you fucks
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Jan 9, 2019 02:55
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It’s really cool that my face likes to randomly make big cysts on a weekly basis that hurt and leak blood and pus all the time, I love it
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Jan 9, 2019 02:56
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i just ate a medium pepperoni pizza in like 15 minutes flat
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Jan 9, 2019 04:35
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gaseous emissions, good lord
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Jan 9, 2019 04:53
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Teeth only exist to cause misery. Most body wounds will heal over time, or at least hurt less. But teeth? gently caress you, you're going to be miserable and unable to eat until you find some way of getting the little pain nugget out of your jaw in a process which will most like hurt ten times as worse.
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Jan 9, 2019 05:29
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More like disputes with the booty
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Jan 9, 2019 05:30
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Sounds like you need some more booty talk to resolve your differences. Maybe play some booty music to get that booty right. I guarantee that soon instead of your booty being short with you you'll hear that booty clap for joy and dance once again.
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Jan 9, 2019 05:32
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Sounds like you need some more booty talk to resolve your differences. Maybe play some booty music to get that booty right. I guarantee that soon instead of your booty being short with you you'll hear that booty clap for joy and dance once again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbdflriheIM
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Jan 9, 2019 05:36
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the rash on my stomach just keeps getting better and better every year
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Jan 9, 2019 05:38
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Are you supposed to start feeling like poo poo around 30? My knees already suck.
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Jan 9, 2019 05:49
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I pulled my groin and the only upside is getting to say that phrase. Brb gonna go walk another 10 kilometers.
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Jan 9, 2019 05:55
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Elderbean posted:Are you supposed to start feeling like poo poo around 30? My knees already suck. im only 35 and my everything is starting to hurt. don't do construction kids.
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Jan 9, 2019 06:03
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Elderbean posted:Are you supposed to start feeling like poo poo around 30? My knees already suck. Just like the rest of you🙄. It's ok, we all suck here
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Jan 9, 2019 06:12
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Whose body? Your body? I was taking a nice patient poo poo at work when one someone mosied up to the next stall and shat like a chorus of submerged buzz saws. I cleaned up my rear end quickly to get a peek and it was the most hated person on our team. I don't know who telll but you.
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Jan 9, 2019 06:17
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Cock controls 90% of everything males think and do.
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Jan 9, 2019 06:27
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Only prob I have atm is that I got some razor burn on my thighs while shaving them but everything is fine sorry everyone.
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Jan 9, 2019 06:28
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hey knees, remember me? please come back
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Jan 9, 2019 06:34
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Elderbean posted:Are you supposed to start feeling like poo poo around 30? My knees already suck. You're going to die in your 50s 
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Jan 9, 2019 06:37
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The main thing I have noticed is if I cry my eyes will look bad the next day That's a shock
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Jan 9, 2019 06:42
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spinderella posted:The main thing I have noticed is if I cry my eyes will look bad the next day Try crying out of your mouth next time when my dog died I was standing at the vet with slobber gushing out of my yapper.
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Jan 9, 2019 06:47
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lol but seriously I posted:i ate extremely healthy these last two days that last poo poo should not have been just blood this is unjust Do what I do (doo) and eat a pound of broccoli a day, making GBS threads is effortless and so is the cleanup afterwards. Also regarding aging, I still get random 2pm boners despite being mid 30s. I think the secret is red ginseng.
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Jan 9, 2019 06:47
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tho once I hit mid 30s it seems my longissimus thoracis spasms tight like once a month, hurts like gently caress
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Jan 9, 2019 06:50
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sudonim posted:tho once I hit mid 30s it seems my longissimus thoracis spasms tight like once a month, hurts like gently caress Diagnosis: too much pee in the balls
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Jan 9, 2019 06:52
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Elderbean posted:Are you supposed to start feeling like poo poo around 30? My knees already suck. 30s is like the wakeup call that things in the body will no longer just 'get better' like they used to, after you spend a while doing horrible things to it.
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Jan 9, 2019 06:56
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Brain says, "what on earth made you think posting this was a good idea?"
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Jan 9, 2019 07:05
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Itchy rear end in a top hat
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Jan 9, 2019 07:09
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im 31 and feel p good. i am absolutely positive it has something to do with me jacking off three times a day. or maybe being in good shape leads itself to l being all ramped up. hard to tell. who is to say.
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Jan 9, 2019 07:09
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I'm trapped in a flesh prison!!
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Jan 9, 2019 07:11
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big nipples big life
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Jan 9, 2019 07:29
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No body no crime.
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Jan 9, 2019 07:58
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epilepsy and also bad back and shoulder from epileptic siezures
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Jan 9, 2019 09:56
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Dong so big I blackout every time I get hard.
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Jan 9, 2019 10:05
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I'd like to dispute the rash on my elbows that i had when i was a little kid came back and now it wont go away no matter how many times i go to the doctor and get steroid cream and apply it according to the directions and moisturize two or three times a day. When i went back i got more of the same cream. Also i still get pimples sometimes and im like 25, thought that poo poo was meant to stop after puberty.
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Jan 9, 2019 10:14
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I got food poisoning last Friday and it lasted until Tuesday. I thought it sucked at the time but I lost several lbs so I’m brainstorming some ways of contracting salmonella or some other type of food poisoning. If I can turn it into a lawsuit against a restaurant that’d actually be ideal. Lose weight and tackle some of my student loan debt!
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Jan 9, 2019 10:15
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lol but seriously I posted:i ate extremely healthy these last two days that last poo poo should not have been just blood this is unjust after a years-long dispute with some internal hemorrhoids I finally settled the matter by having a doctor go into my butt and strangle them to death.
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Jan 9, 2019 13:44
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spinderella posted:The main thing I have noticed is if I cry my eyes will look bad the next day
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Jan 9, 2019 13:51
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we all have our crosses to bear. my body, for example, has this cross to bear
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Jan 9, 2019 14:17
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food tastes great after 8pm but then i wake up at 5 or 6 with a bad stomachache. this is extremely problematic and will be raising the issue with the representative of my stomach at the next board meeting
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