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Delays are expected through 578 to lattermore road as crew continue to demarginalize the bridges.
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From THE Holiday Station Stores... Traffic Center! Well the roadways are looking pretty clear this Wednesday morning except for a few tight areas. 94 westbound a car fire is causing a 25 minute backup. That's your traffic, on the FAN!
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Jan 9, 2019 23:59
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Traffic's building to the normal afternoon volume along the Howard Frankland, so give yourself a little extra time if you're going through there
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Jan 10, 2019 00:01
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we've got congestion through the middle of town due to a police incident and on that subject here's Van Halen with "Jump"
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Jan 10, 2019 00:02
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And now lets check in with Wally Weatherguy in the KFUK traffic chopper, Wally? *Sounds of 20 wind turbines being fed into an industrial shredder* Thanks Wally!
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Jan 10, 2019 00:02
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This is BROCK JOCKTON on AM 10h10hNine comin atcha this morning Your AY EM STAY SHEN keeping you moving We have a semi overturned on the eighty two blocking all lanes.... Even though semis drive this loving highway every day all day they still flip them Jesus Christ its loving armageddon listening to LA traffic I used to in morbid fascination but no more
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Jan 10, 2019 00:05
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"Well, according to our iPhone app, it looks like there's some slowdown around Brooks and 4th streets, an accident on Nealson in front of the Wal-Mart, road construction still continues on the offramp to I-38. But, you know what, if you lived around here and were driving this right now, this information is a little too late to help you, isn't it? "
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Jan 10, 2019 00:12
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AlltrafficothesoudboundfourohfivemovingfastnorthboundonthefivebitofaslowdownsomehowoldpeoplearebothlisteningtousandfollowingthiseventhoughtheycantfigureouthowtouseWaze. GofigureandbacktoRushLimbaugh, Jim.
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Jan 10, 2019 00:16
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You know one thing we've never had a chance to see in our news copter? A high speed chase on city streets. If anyone is interested, the entire length of Jones St. from 4th Ave. to Gray Street is completely empty of traffic, no cars. If the driver of a blue Camry heading east on Lansing just in front of the Circle K is listening, get onto Jones street in a few more blocks and just floor it as fast as you can. Well, he's obviously not listening to K104-The Cool Station. Someone, get me the number to the Circle K on Lansing, I want the clerk to put anyone buying gas to call me on the hotline and I'll direct them on how far and how fast they can drive and not get caught.
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Jan 10, 2019 00:24
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Looks like there's a crash in OH MY loving GOD, STAY OFF THE HIGH WAY, IT'S JUST ONE LONG ACCIDENT. 1000s OF PEOPLE KILLED. OH THE HUMANITY.
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Jan 10, 2019 00:30
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"CHECK GOOGLE MAPS U MORONS ITS 2019!!!!. loving HELL I GET PAID LIKE 35K A YEAR" *continues to covertly drink on the job*
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Jan 10, 2019 00:34
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vroom vroomvroom vrooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Jan 10, 2019 01:32
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Our helicopter exploded for the 300th time this year. Anyways, here's wonderwall
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Jan 10, 2019 01:55
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howdy to all the goons and goonettes out there this traffic report is brought to you by the good folks at something awful dot com, highly regarded internet forums and frontpage. out there there is still no traffic because of the massive tornado. back to you steve.
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Jan 10, 2019 01:58
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“No traffic up here in the skies, bitches!” *helicopter crashes*
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Jan 10, 2019 02:07
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Misread thread as radio station djs reporting static, and immediately killed self in existential crisis
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Jan 10, 2019 02:22
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https://youtu.be/gygSPnym_0A Disk Jockey: We're back! WCRST, Succotash and the Bird in the morning. The Christian zoo radio hooty-hoo featuring Succotash and the Bird in the morning. Accept the Savior, get into the glorious kingdom of Heaven. Succotash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! We got Christ, we got faith, we got traffic on the 1's, weather on the what, we got Popo the preaching gorilla in the studio, how you doing today, Popo? Kind of making a splash in the preaching scene. Make a splash, make a splash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! Well it's 5:55. Let's check in on the 5 W's. We got who, what, when, where, why how's the weather this morning? Weather Reporter: Weather's on the traffic, traffic's on the-- DJ: No time! Succotash, succotash, win some cash! Accept Christ into your heart, look down on us from the glorious kingdom of Heaven. Now, Popo, I understand you're starting your own 700 Club. Seven's a prime number, you're in the prime of your life, life could change, win a chunk of change, succotash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! Got a caller on line 7, are you there? Caller: Yeah. Did I win some cash? DJ: Oh! So close...was the phrase that pays, and we give praise, bow your heads. Well, thanks for coming in, Popo! Coming up, we got traffic on the 1's. It's traffic every one second
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Jan 10, 2019 02:27
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You think if I jump out of this traffic chopper right now I can land on that lovely sedan with the minions sticker
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Jan 10, 2019 02:29
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Don't praise the machine.
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Jan 10, 2019 02:41
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Kayjon Surmac literally the most useless person in LA radio. Well what do you know, it's rush hour and there's traffic on 405, the 110, the 5, the 10, and the 105. Next they'll be paying someone to tell us the sky is blue and the president is a dum dum.
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Jan 10, 2019 03:06
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The rock station where I grew up used the phrase "nuts to butts" to indicate heavy traffic
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Jan 10, 2019 03:14
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SimCopter 1 reporting heavy traffic
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bradzilla posted:SimCopter 1 reporting heavy traffic https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SimCopter#Controversy
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Jan 10, 2019 03:18
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That owns
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Jan 10, 2019 03:26
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Piss!
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Jan 10, 2019 03:33
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Nerses IV posted:Traffic's building to the normal afternoon volume along the Howard Frankland, so give yourself a little extra time if you're going through there Pre-record one for a backup on 275 exit 45B and fire the traffic guy.
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Jan 10, 2019 03:38
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owl_pellet posted:The rock station where I grew up used the phrase "nuts to butts" to indicate heavy traffic Baller.
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Jan 10, 2019 03:38
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Traffic baby, alright! Woo! This is Bobby Bobby and the Skunk, bringing you all the news, weather, and traffic you need, 2-9 a.m.! Tell them about the cars, Skunk! Skunk? Skunk's dead, folks, so we're going to spin the hits of the 40s, 80s, and 70s as we shove this one in the dumpster!
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Jan 10, 2019 03:42
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Nerses IV posted:Traffic's building to the normal afternoon volume along the Howard Frankland, so give yourself a little extra time if you're going through there 107.3 "The eagle has landed"
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Jan 10, 2019 03:49
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Martin Luther Kink posted:107.3 "The eagle has landed" Now a 50 minute commercial-free flight on 107.3 The Eagle!
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Jan 10, 2019 03:53
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You're listening to 101414.41 WGNR Guns 'n' Roses radio! Traffic looks like you'll be stuck listening to this four-hour block of uninterrupted hits from Guns 'n' Roses!
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Jan 10, 2019 03:55
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Looks like things are heating up on the Interstate 472 allll the way through buttpuckerton as the roads have literally turned to ice and cars are just bouncing around like bumper cars across all lanes.
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Jan 10, 2019 04:20
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And remember, if you spot our Fun Bus out on the road and manage to hit it with a specially marked Bud Light you'll get a free T-shirt from our morning crew Phillis Mrtyle and the Nags
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Jan 10, 2019 04:21
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.. and now let’s cut to John in the JKUNT traffic copter! ..so I stuffed it in her pooper. Huh? Oh hey there big Windy City commuters, gonna be a looonng slow trip to work today!
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Jan 10, 2019 04:51
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Traffic seems light today, so let's start the 108.5 KJZ BirdBox Beltway Challenge!!
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Jan 10, 2019 21:21
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drat that traffic is completely stuck, no way to for it to move at all, JUST LIKE THAT poo poo STUCK IN MY rear end! *Laugh track**slidewhistle* *ain't no rest for the wicked starts playing*
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Jan 10, 2019 22:46
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*opening riff of Crosstown Traffic by Hendrix plays on an infinite loop*
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Jan 10, 2019 22:51
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Highways look clear other than an accident on exit 16 gonna want to watch out for that. South bound is also slow near the site of the accident with no cars stopped. Making our way into the city traffic is congested and exit 9 is down to 1 lane due to construction. If you need to get to downtown you might want to call in sick.
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Jan 10, 2019 22:57
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Let's go to nick in the sky for traffic, nick?
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there is an overturned semi near mile marker 80 on route 7
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