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As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly
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Jan 11, 2019 01:45
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*does hilarious bit taken off some show prep service* *female dj absolutely shuts down all fun banter from the male dj*
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Jan 14, 2019 16:47
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Ninety six point nine! The number one station for ALLLLLLLLLLLL the hits of the 70s, 80s, 90s, and today! I'm here at our traffic center and things are not looking great, people. There's a fender bender on the corner of Grant and 5th downtown which has traffic backed up all the way to exit 71. That's about 5 miles of bumper to bumper traffic, so you'll want to add some extra time to your commute today. And now it appears there's a car on fire in the fast lane of highway 5, that's not good. Oh God, the car just exploded..... oh my God I don't think the driver got out. Oh my God he's crawling out of the fire, he's on fire, oh my God somebody help him, somebody ..... oh gently caress.... oh poo poo I apologize but he just got hit by a car, a car was speeding past and hit him. Oh my God he's dead. He's dead. Oh good Lord there's 2 more people crawling out of the fire, somebody please shut the highway down. Oh my god somebody just slammed on the brakes and hit another car. An eighteen wheeler just jacknifed please shut down the highway, oh my God another car just flipped and I can see blood. SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT -- This traffic report brought to you by Big Jimmy's Grocers. Visit our deli for great deals on your favorite meats and cheese.
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Jan 14, 2019 17:22
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And now to Big Bird in the Sky with your traffic report. No cut away! CUT AWAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! Out of fuel! Oh god I forgot to fuel up and pack a chute. Oh god I'm so hung over and I'm going to die and HOLY poo poo why are you still on me? I just want to sa..... *hisss* Big Bird? Big Bird are you there? was that not a gag? Let's listen to some music. ~Don't stop believ...~ I interrupt Journey for an important announcement. Big Bird crashed the copter into the bridge, he is assumed dead. The bridge has collapsed and an estimated 32 car have been destroyed and all occupants dead. This local tragedy is brought to you by our sponsors are the used car lot. Used car lot, come here for a zero down loan that you'll default on in 3 weeks and we'll get the car back. You can count on used car lot!
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Jan 14, 2019 18:16
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That's right Tom, it's complete and total bedlam out here. I pray for death and you're listening to 88.9, The Streak.
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Jan 14, 2019 18:27
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DJ1: And commuters should take precautions north along I-95 exit 3 and above, we've had several reports of black guys on the off ramps! DJ2: Did you say 'black guys?' DJ1: No! No! Black ICE! *DJ1 fired*
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Jan 14, 2019 18:32
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Following up on our last report, we've got a lot of dogs out here on the interstate. The animal testing lab had a power outage and the cages opened, so we've got about 300 dogs out here. They're.... they're not happy. They've got some commuters trapped in cars, a few people have fled into the trees lining the highway..... it's not good. Police have been out here for about 15 minutes, but the dogs are fighting them off and have kind of.... corralled them into a corner of the offramp to exit 15. One of the dogs has just started.. uh.... vomiting some kind of substance. It kind of looks like oil but.... it's not oil, that's not oil. Oh no.... oh no that stuff is moving, it's going after the cops and it's not oil.
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Jan 14, 2019 19:13
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bradzilla posted:SimCopter 1 reporting heavy traffic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrhTyRY3MOk SimCopter was a weird game.
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