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zoux
Apr 28, 2006



Good tweets go here. Funny, interesting, weird, whatever.

Bad tweets go here.

Good tweets dunking on bad tweets can go here though.


Everyone race to be the first to post one of the classics!

https://twitter.com/dannydevito/status/308104521538740224?lang=en

https://twitter.com/dril/status/922321981?lang=en

https://twitter.com/electrolemon/status/990329584800350208?lang=en

https://mobile.twitter.com/brendlewhat/status/165631372327784448

zoux has a new favorite as of 02:20 on Jan 10, 2019

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Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009


https://twitter.com/Pizza_Suplex/status/824765101295157249?s=09
https://twitter.com/kailynnpokrywki/status/1079226822624268288?s=09

https://twitter.com/ryanpequin/status/1073511469210169344?s=09

Tiggum
Oct 23, 2007


https://mobile.twitter.com/hereinid/status/1081763181503033346

https://mobile.twitter.com/jas_walls/status/1075923997701767168

https://mobile.twitter.com/rebrafsim/status/1060310534250262528

https://mobile.twitter.com/0point5twins/status/1065325595486289921

https://mobile.twitter.com/david8hughes/status/1056765600242880513

https://mobile.twitter.com/WrongCaptions/status/1029535928379797504

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008



https://twitter.com/BronzeHammer/status/347195938525310977

https://twitter.com/jitka/status/227295088915648512

Edit: forgot one of the greats

https://twitter.com/dril/status/223751039709495298

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 07:18 on Jan 10, 2019

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014


https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/1076932662768648192
https://twitter.com/Erinie_DaBest/status/1076558399767224320
https://twitter.com/Papapishu/status/1072943260824453126
https://twitter.com/Mako/status/1072158731566235650
https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/status/1083001524429774848
https://twitter.com/Fred_Delicious/status/1074198234694864896
https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1060938802611535872
https://twitter.com/LoraxOfSex/status/1051287932592693252
https://twitter.com/puppytube/status/1082794981583028224

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



https://twitter.com/deanjnorris/status/999149383038971904

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?



https://twitter.com/edballs/status/63623585020915713?s=20

e: https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872859236434403328?s=20

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?




Hair Elf

Ever green tweets for the sports fans

https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/212767135901024256
https://twitter.com/Hegelbon/status/492741034749620224

zoux
Apr 28, 2006




https://twitter.com/stephenasmith/status/603384079044759552?lang=en

https://twitter.com/stephenasmith/status/14700384148783104?lang=en

https://twitter.com/stephenasmith/status/1077004307839488001

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008




lmao

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



https://twitter.com/normal_now/status/1045419845162942464

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









https://twitter.com/MustacheDad/status/1083947905189376000

That's why we keep turning further and further left, to avoid his fate.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008



https://twitter.com/thecerealbowles/status/1083829078388559874

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014


https://twitter.com/fussybabybitch/status/1085373640676261888

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 29, 2009


https://twitter.com/cashbonez/status/1073538751404490754

https://twitter.com/rey_z/status/1066083461033799681

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008



https://twitter.com/dril/status/1085212517201104896

https://twitter.com/bonerman_inc/status/1085321695789895680

zoux
Apr 28, 2006




https://twitter.com/dril/status/568056615355740160?lang=en

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



https://twitter.com/pftompkins/status/1085702950159183875?s=21

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008



https://twitter.com/BronzeHammer/status/782408312730095616

Edit:
https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/786595093599825920

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 04:05 on Jan 18, 2019

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



https://twitter.com/voiceofobrien/status/1086410028133707776?s=21

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!


https://twitter.com/matttomic/status/1091760027327594496

Tiggum
Oct 23, 2007


https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/1083635887538348032

https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/1085090471360323584

https://twitter.com/GlennyRodge/status/1085075877753507840

https://twitter.com/FredTaming/status/1085136736538243072

https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/1086918783720177665

https://twitter.com/WilburWurthless/status/1090594715853049857

https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/1091228868579450880

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


https://twitter.com/degg/status/177933223559569408

https://twitter.com/woodmuffin/status/203552471140929536

https://twitter.com/kanwetwitty/status/183004656513982466

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010



https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/845394359285633024?s=19

Clam Chowdown
May 8, 2006

That's an unacceptable answer, Donny!




Bonus gif of this tweet in action:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008




This was the start of a long and hilarious thread between Fossey and @DinkMagic full of posts with a similar theme but Dink deleted all of his replies and hosed it up and I'll never forgive him for it.

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014


https://twitter.com/Pschlarm/status/1089651169461334016

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008



https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1092266672268996608

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



https://twitter.com/gin_and_tacos/status/1092467266422218752?s=21

Biscats n Gravy
Jun 13, 2018

Smile.


I was going to make a joke about how no good tweets exist but I can no longer make that joke in good conscious because this thread undeniably has good tweets in it.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008



Biscats n Gravy posted:

I was going to make a joke about how no good tweets exist but I can no longer make that joke in good conscious because this thread undeniably has good tweets in it.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008



Biscats n Gravy posted:

I was going to make a joke about how no good tweets exist but I can no longer make that joke in good conscious because this thread undeniably has good tweets in it.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/124634198387605504

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



zoux
Apr 28, 2006



https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/1093111807408029699

That's two good tweets for the price of one ($0)

seance snacks
Mar 29, 2007




This guy is a legend, I wonder if it's just one guy or like a team of people.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Noslo posted:

This guy is a legend, I wonder if it's just one guy or like a team of people.

There is no way a team could keep the same level of incongruity and insanity that dril maintains

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



Noslo posted:

This guy is a legend, I wonder if it's just one guy or like a team of people.

He's a former FYAD named "gigantic drill" who never really stood out afaik. Find out more on his extensive wikipedia page.

FYADs had a massive influence on the modern twitter posting voice it's weird to see checkmarked journalists using SA posting voices from 5 years ago. "This bad thing is good, to me" reports Walter Kronkite

zoux has a new favorite as of 18:11 on Feb 6, 2019

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008



https://twitter.com/robwhisman/status/948329627650613250

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



https://twitter.com/bencjenkins/status/786060561054326784

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seance snacks
Mar 29, 2007






I really hope this catches on as a trend with other variations

seance snacks has a new favorite as of 17:48 on Feb 7, 2019

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