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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/deadmeatjames/status/1268980932846907392?s=21

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/glenthefossa/status/1268919762962264064?s=21

Social Studies 3rd Period
Oct 31, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER



zedprime posted:

Countless 4th grade social studies teachers are yelling "I warned you bro. I warned you about the 3rd amendment!"

:colbert:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/CPAutoScribe/status/1268951732849164289?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/dixonij/status/1268718807201218562

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

I usually just don't bother grocery shopping on Mars rover pension day


The more I see stuff like this the more I'm starting to think that Nostradamus and other proclaimed prophets just wrote their times' equivalents of social commentary shitposts

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 21:33 on Jun 5, 2020

magic cactus
Aug 3, 2019

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Mak0rz posted:

I usually just don't bother grocery shopping on Mars rover pension day


The more I see stuff like this the more I'm starting to think that Nostradamus and other proclaimed prophets just wrote their times' equivalents of social commentary shitposts

who the gently caress is standing outside my castle yelling at me to stop scrying. show yourself coward i will never stop scrying.

magic cactus has a new favorite as of 21:58 on Jun 5, 2020

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


Like how the gently caress is that budget real. Who in their right mind would defend this.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The US is heavily racially segregated, so the people whose primary terror is that black people might live near them and not be beat to poo poo by cops in their neighbourhoods 24/7.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
Fascists.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

magic cactus posted:

who the gently caress is standing outside my castle yelling at me to stop scrying. show yourself coward i will never stop scrying.

Back then spending that much on candles made sense

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Son of Rodney posted:

Like how the gently caress is that budget real. Who in their right mind would defend this.

RationalCandidate uses Budget Reduction on the LAPD!
(It's not very effective)

BootLicker uses Campaign Ad on RationalCandidate!
It's super effective!
RationalCandidate gains status effect "Not tough on crime"
RationalCandidate faints!

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/OculusImperia/status/1268932254782443525?s=19

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Son of Rodney posted:

Like how the gently caress is that budget real. Who in their right mind would defend this.

The land of the freeeeee, and the home of the braaaaave

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.



What happened to :colbert: ?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

:catbert:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/delmoi/status/1268649661889417217?s=21

Trapick
Apr 17, 2006

The LA budget graphic is pretty misleading, it refers to only 6 aspects of "GENERAL CITY BUDGET, INDEPENDENT DEPARTMENTS, GRANTS AND OTHER NON-BUDGETED FUNDS". It misses huge things like "Public Works' which is $1.4 billion. And whatever it refers to doesn't include huge parts of the transportation budget, for example.

The police are way too loving expensive but that graph is pretty poo poo. (edit: http://cao.lacity.org/budget20-21/2020-21Proposed_Budget.pdf if you want to see full budget)

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Trapick posted:

The LA budget graphic is pretty misleading, it refers to only 6 aspects of "GENERAL CITY BUDGET, INDEPENDENT DEPARTMENTS, GRANTS AND OTHER NON-BUDGETED FUNDS". It misses huge things like "Public Works' which is $1.4 billion. And whatever it refers to doesn't include huge parts of the transportation budget, for example.

The police are way too loving expensive but that graph is pretty poo poo.



Here’s the entire breakdown:



The police budget is still insanely disproportionate to its value.

Trapick
Apr 17, 2006

chitoryu12 posted:

The police budget is still insanely disproportionate to its value.
Oh, absolutely. It's still a fuckton of money that could be better spent on a thousand other things.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

Oh my God that first tweet is incredible.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I lost it at [FASCIST GROANING]

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/paintyourdragon/status/1268680517672558592?s=21

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/slacktivistfred/status/1269019117304139776?s=21


https://twitter.com/slacktivistfred/status/1269031140054237186?s=21

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


I dunno I feel like this is the best description of communism I've ever heard.

https://twitter.com/limitlessjest/status/1268906913091256321

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/umbyrella/status/1269042164614520832

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


:lol:

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Did you guys see the poll that 54% of USians support cop nests being burnt down?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq5Y5t4PRP0

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/felipe_cartoons/status/1268196179558481920?s=21

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

:hmbol:


https://twitter.com/30secvldeos/status/1269012775164170246?s=21

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://twitter.com/D1C0MM/status/1268414872351412225

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

oof

https://twitter.com/txikiverso/status/1268579283213131788

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

"hey we're just new to the world"

"hey can we borrow your window"

"hey thanks for letting us borrow your window"

"whaddaya mean your window motherfucker?"

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/gushers/status/1269110304086114304

Gushers...,thanks

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012




The alliance that we have all been clamoring for.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I forgot Gushers was the name of a candy, and my head went to a very different place.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


https://twitter.com/everydayeddie/status/1268997566907076608

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

In the comments, someone linked a video about a guy who has a family of Eurasian eagle-owls nesting outside his window - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ik29zMbHaY

They like to watch the TV with him :3:

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/AITA_reddit/status/1269251347976773638

In which the answer is no

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